Victoria Silvstedt masturbating on a public beach

October 4th, 2009 // 111 Comments

Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt apparently felt a public beach in St. Tropez was a good spot to rub one out yesterday, so here she is for your viewing pleasure. Usually I go for the “Man, this jellyfish really latched on hard” approach, so hats off to Victoria for basically not giving a shit. The world needs more role models.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of a woman who knows what she wants. — Ha! Just kidding. That’s only a myth.

Photos: Fame
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  1. Peeter McSkeeter

    And this is NSFW why? There isn’t so much as a stray pube, it’s a chick in a swimsuit. Jeez.

  2. Rhialto

    Like we should care what she’s doing with her ol’ twat.Were these pics for free?!

  3. Darth

    Eww!That could be any old guy doing yoga with her legs up!

  4. Nero

    Like many,she’s just trying to mesmerize us with a well used oiled twat and leathery man legs.

  5. Gando

    Do we have to throw a coin in there when we pass?

  6. ugh

    She not masturbating, she’s scratching. The true amazement here is that all that sand actually came out of her dried up, old, withered twat. That’s what happens when you have sex with Hugh Hefner. I think a few bats flew out, too.
    Maybe next time you walk on sand, you’ll think twice about doing it barefoot.

  7. See Alice

    At Playboy Inc . They say 26 is 60 . She looks to be about 70

  8. Ein

    @ pic 8 she’s having a hard time trying to fart.

  9. awwww

    Look at the old lady legs. Cute.

  10. Jooosh

    What the hell are you starring out now?

  11. Hugh Hefner

    Mastubating my ass! That dried up shitpile in a blond wig makes her own brand of Cheesewhiz down there!

  12. Mama Pinkus

    here’s a tip for you guys: fake hair, fake lips, fake tits = fake orgasms

  13. Merv the Perv

    How come when I do that on the beach I get arrested?

  14. whatev

    you know what, if she wants to touch her downtown in public what of it. we have to be objected to guys touching and “adjusting” their shit in public whenever it pleases them.

  15. chickie

    hahaha…the guy behind her is about to stick his hand down his pants too, what’s up with this beach??

  16. Red Ruffensor

    That’s it. We’re all gonna die now.

  17. Phil McCracken

    Would somebody please explain to me why everyone in Hollywood is wearing one of those gay hats? Also, who the fuck is Victoria Slivstedt?

  18. non jealous bitch

    I think you all have a big problem of jelousy and envy.. the woman is by far more beautifull than all of you fat asses sitting on your computer to write down these hate messages

    So she has implants. so what??? dont you? if you dont hten is jut for 2 main reasons… either you dont have the money or the guts to do it.

    yes, she is a bleached blonde, yes her skin might be rough… is yours nicer?? I dont think so and i hardly think any of you big bags of envious cellulite has that body… or even a nail like hers.

    give me a break… you are coming to this webpage just to make up a little for your ugly poor life. GET ONE ALREADY!!!

  19. non jealous bitch

    I think you all have a big problem of jelousy and envy.. the woman is by far more beautifull than all of you fat asses sitting on your computer to write down these hate messages

    So she has implants. so what??? dont you? if you dont hten is jut for 2 main reasons… either you dont have the money or the guts to do it.

    yes, she is a bleached blonde, yes her skin might be rough… is yours nicer?? I dont think so and i hardly think any of you big bags of envious cellulite has that body… or even a nail like hers.

    give me a break… you are coming to this webpage just to make up a little for your ugly poor life. GET ONE ALREADY!!!

  20. Hmmphh…She looks like a burnt chicken.

  21. Annie Loves Anal

    21? You only need to click once, dumbass.

  22. Annie Loves Anal

    69? The Appalachians chilly yet? I thought I heard your brother. I guess he came in from the fields and needs you to blow his rod. Best go fix him up.

  23. Aloysius Furey

    The stars are there for a very good reason: to get you to click repeatedly, increasing the site’s hit count. You weren’t actually going to buy anything advertised here, were you?

  24. Y is this site so awful...

    jealous? what a laugh. i would kill myself if i looked remotely like this nasty burnt hag. why would you even sit like that in public let alone scratch yourself or wtf she is doing. not like she couldnt see the pap standing between her legs taking it. but then again thats what playboy ‘women’ do for a living anyway. this site is gross, isn’t this supposed to be about celebrities and not like the bottom of the barrell Z list clothing malfunction porn site?

  25. DCMikeRotch

    Old skanks don’t die…they just jill away.

  26. just looks like a slight adjustment to me

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  28. oohhh f**cking babbyy

  29. Trigger

    Good for her! 90% of men would love to pop one off on the beach if they could.

  30. LOVE AZV

    THAT OLD SLUT NEED TO STOP TRYING TO FUCK HERSELF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT IS JUST FUCKING NASTY AS FUCK

  31. O Face

    Looks like she’s making the “o” face to me and she continues, eckhum, reaching? while she gets a kiss. It’s a toss up.

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  34. Blech

    Now THAT takes courage! Man, outside of home, I’ve only done that in a car, bus,and train!

  35. ZB

    man, forget her crotch. take a look at her freaky toes. disgusting. if that’s what her toes look like, man, i don’t even want to imagine what her twat looks like under that. scary.

  36. where’s the vid?

  37. where’s the vid?

  38. surid

    ewww all the fat bloated bald men are commenting again. gross

  39. So that is the friggin Victoria Secret, its itchy..

  40. dude

    Nice uh…..watch? Yeah, that’s a nice watch she’s wearing. But the rest of it’s nasty.

  41. rebecca

    You’re just idiot! She just take off the sand from her!! Why there is a star in front of ?! Because there is nothing to see! Stop thinking that this person is a bitch please. She’s great and doing a very good job on french tv. And lot of ppeople love her!!

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    @23 actually i would totally go for that, the press should definatly get a picture or some video of angie’s probably beautifuly shaved pussy. <3 :)

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