Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt apparently felt a public beach in St. Tropez was a good spot to rub one out yesterday, so here she is for your viewing pleasure. Usually I go for the “Man, this jellyfish really latched on hard” approach, so hats off to Victoria for basically not giving a shit. The world needs more role models.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of a woman who knows what she wants. — Ha! Just kidding. That’s only a myth.
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haha! | October 5, 2009 at 1:15 am
first!!!!
Elvis Dingeldein | October 5, 2009 at 1:15 am
I think you’re mistaking “masturbation” for “chlamydia.”
bob | October 5, 2009 at 1:17 am
that was disappointing
Jackie | October 5, 2009 at 1:24 am
Ok does anyone else see that disturbing fold of her dinosaur like skin? Like she had a 90′s boob lift and they gathered all the extra skin from when she fucked em floppy and stapled gunned a withered roll into her armpit.
Daryl G. | October 5, 2009 at 1:30 am
It could be that she just had an “itch,” and not the metaphorical, sexual kind.
PAULSTARR | October 5, 2009 at 1:32 am
WHY HAS SHE NOT BEEN PLACED IN JAIL OR CHARGED YET? ANY PERSON THATS DOES SUCH A THING IN FRONT OF OTHERS ARE JUST SICK ,I TRULY HOPE THAT THIRE WERE NO CHILDREN NEAR BYE
hedgehog | October 5, 2009 at 1:37 am
is she smelling her fingers in pic 7 ? ’cause that’s what I would do
Amy | October 5, 2009 at 1:41 am
#6, I’d place you in jail if I were the grammar police. But I’m not, so carry on.
Anyway…I’m…well, kind of impressed. Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
Sexy Costumes | October 5, 2009 at 1:56 am
The equivalent of a guy itching his balls….sexy!
M | October 5, 2009 at 1:56 am
ew
Weed | October 5, 2009 at 1:56 am
Would totally HIT IT
neptune | October 5, 2009 at 2:00 am
I highly doubt that she was actually masturbating here, and based on the fact that her position barely shifts, she was probably only “reaching” for about 2 seconds, during which the paparazzo was snapsnapsnapsnapsnaping as fast as his camera could take them. I agree with the person above who said she probably just had an itch. I mean, you’d have to be pretty far gone to absent mindedly rub your clit with a dude standing right behind you on a public beach.
illy | October 5, 2009 at 2:24 am
lol! the guy at the back is fixing his wedgie in picture 3 :P
Hello There | October 5, 2009 at 2:44 am
Look at her feet in the pics where she is sitting up. EWWW! Freaking eagle talons. And her face is manly. NEXT!
michelle | October 5, 2009 at 3:12 am
i like the guy digging in his butt in the background <3
Big Dave | October 5, 2009 at 3:13 am
Whatever she’s itching must be catching…check out the guy in the blue shorts behind her (pic 3).
Mike Walker | October 5, 2009 at 3:24 am
Video or it didn’t happen.
bevo | October 5, 2009 at 4:33 am
Why the fuck are there stars on the pictures? Have the fucking Puritans taken over this site?
Again?
Packinwood | October 5, 2009 at 5:22 am
In the words of Family Guys Cleveland, “That’s Nasty!”
Charley Kane | October 5, 2009 at 6:03 am
Dont matter how good you look – aint nobody turned on by someone scratching their cooch.
ggss | October 5, 2009 at 7:16 am
there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha
ggss | October 5, 2009 at 7:17 am
there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha
ggss | October 5, 2009 at 7:17 am
there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha
Turd the third | October 5, 2009 at 7:44 am
Got driftwood?
Puritan | October 5, 2009 at 7:49 am
I hope the paparazzi and the entire culture of blood sucking leaches that prey on the privacy of others goes to Hell. Certainly a vulgar world we now live in. I am wondering if we will ever get a few pics from spies filming Angelina Jolie on her toilet?
Pablito | October 5, 2009 at 8:14 am
This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?
Freddo | October 5, 2009 at 8:22 am
A bunch of stars for some ugly bird scratching her twat…great.
Superficial writer, you’re exploring new levels of lame.
snarky the lurker | October 5, 2009 at 8:23 am
mmm, the sweet sweet smell of stinky pinky.
hmmm | October 5, 2009 at 8:48 am
I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
those marks…
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 8:55 am
I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
those marks…
Narcissist | October 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
You get up at midnight to post this Superficial?
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:12 am
I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
those marks…
Dread not | October 5, 2009 at 9:16 am
You’re all missing the important issue. Where are the mani-pedi salons in St. Tropez? And can one of the Asian girls there be bribed to save the scrapings from under Victoria’s finger nails, put them in a baggie and express mail them to the continental U.S.?
That’s not weird, is it? Not the part about saving Victoria’s nail grime rife with poon tang and scruff. But that I assumed Asian girls would be working in a mani-pedi salon in St. Tropez.
joebob | October 5, 2009 at 9:20 am
Clearly, she was just scratching herself for a split second.
God, this site is such bullshit.
paula | October 5, 2009 at 9:41 am
This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?
paula | October 5, 2009 at 9:41 am
This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?
d | October 5, 2009 at 9:45 am
Looks like she sniffed her fingers afterward. And she has nice feet, too.
Hugh Gentry | October 5, 2009 at 9:55 am
why would they star that out? I was expecting to see her pussy!
F2 | October 5, 2009 at 10:06 am
If these pics are in sequence, I think what we’re dealing with here is either less likely the public wanking of a retard, and more likely Parkinson’s or epilepsy.
Cristobal | October 5, 2009 at 10:08 am
Not classy at all, but than again she did do Playboy.
obz | October 5, 2009 at 10:24 am
maybe someone needs to teach her how to wipe her arse without staining her arse cheeks with shit.
Mr Fleshlight | October 5, 2009 at 10:37 am
Hey…when the need arrives..she must satisfy it…
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 5, 2009 at 11:03 am
I was rubbing one off in public while flipping through these pictures.
I guess that is why I’m in this holding cell and posting comments via Iphone.
Alli Watermelon | October 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Um, I HOPE she is just scratching. But eh…I’m pretty sure when my coochie has an itch, I don’t hold my fingers like that. In fact, her hand looks positioned quite well to be rubbing one out. Juuuust saaayin…lol
You 12yr olds move on | October 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
A fairly hot woman masturbates in public, and these are the comments. Fuck all you 12yr olds. This is really hot. I would have loved to watch that in person. Thanks to the site for posting.
Jil | October 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I just have to point out the matching bruises on her knees. Wonder what she was doing kneeling for an extended period of time?…….hahha
fuck you | October 5, 2009 at 2:21 pm
why do you put those dumb ass stars on pictures that dont need them idiot
Tinner | October 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm
She’s a nasty fucking plastic whore of no importance: please don’t post anything with her anymore. EVER!
Mark | October 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm
She’s a mess. Know how much of a dog I am? Picture #8 is an ass I’d bone.
The rest you can keep.
Mark | October 5, 2009 at 2:35 pm
#48
Plastic love dolls are plastic “whores” of no importance but people sell them on websites