Victoria Silvstedt masturbating on a public beach

October 4th, 2009 // 111 Comments

Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt apparently felt a public beach in St. Tropez was a good spot to rub one out yesterday, so here she is for your viewing pleasure. Usually I go for the “Man, this jellyfish really latched on hard” approach, so hats off to Victoria for basically not giving a shit. The world needs more role models.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of a woman who knows what she wants. — Ha! Just kidding. That’s only a myth.

Photos: Fame
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  1. haha!

    first!!!!

  2. I think you’re mistaking “masturbation” for “chlamydia.”

  3. bob

    that was disappointing

  4. Jackie

    Ok does anyone else see that disturbing fold of her dinosaur like skin? Like she had a 90′s boob lift and they gathered all the extra skin from when she fucked em floppy and stapled gunned a withered roll into her armpit.

  5. Daryl G.

    It could be that she just had an “itch,” and not the metaphorical, sexual kind.

  6. PAULSTARR

    WHY HAS SHE NOT BEEN PLACED IN JAIL OR CHARGED YET? ANY PERSON THATS DOES SUCH A THING IN FRONT OF OTHERS ARE JUST SICK ,I TRULY HOPE THAT THIRE WERE NO CHILDREN NEAR BYE

  7. is she smelling her fingers in pic 7 ? ’cause that’s what I would do

  8. Amy

    #6, I’d place you in jail if I were the grammar police. But I’m not, so carry on.
    Anyway…I’m…well, kind of impressed. Yeah, I’ve got nothing.

  9. The equivalent of a guy itching his balls….sexy!

  10. Weed

    Would totally HIT IT

  11. neptune

    I highly doubt that she was actually masturbating here, and based on the fact that her position barely shifts, she was probably only “reaching” for about 2 seconds, during which the paparazzo was snapsnapsnapsnapsnaping as fast as his camera could take them. I agree with the person above who said she probably just had an itch. I mean, you’d have to be pretty far gone to absent mindedly rub your clit with a dude standing right behind you on a public beach.

  12. illy

    lol! the guy at the back is fixing his wedgie in picture 3 :P

  13. Hello There

    Look at her feet in the pics where she is sitting up. EWWW! Freaking eagle talons. And her face is manly. NEXT!

  14. michelle

    i like the guy digging in his butt in the background <3

  15. Big Dave

    Whatever she’s itching must be catching…check out the guy in the blue shorts behind her (pic 3).

  16. Video or it didn’t happen.

  17. bevo

    Why the fuck are there stars on the pictures? Have the fucking Puritans taken over this site?

    Again?

  18. Packinwood

    In the words of Family Guys Cleveland, “That’s Nasty!”

  19. Dont matter how good you look – aint nobody turned on by someone scratching their cooch.

  20. ggss

    there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

  21. ggss

    there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

  22. ggss

    there s nothing wrong with scratching one s crotch ! what s wrong is that a stupid son of a bitch is always near to take you a picture of your worst moment, position, etc etc etc…. and those who say oh gross she s scratching her crotch, give me a fucking break fat bastards ! don t tell me you never scratch your crotch ! and for crying out loud ! the woman is not masturbating you stupid sons of bitches ! only retards does that in public, she s a celebrity, like it or not ! ugly skin, fake boobs and all, she s still a celebrity and you re not ! and she s at the beach, enjoying the sun while you re a fat bastard in his 2 square appartement dissing celebrities hahahahahahahaha

  23. Turd the third

    Got driftwood?

  24. Puritan

    I hope the paparazzi and the entire culture of blood sucking leaches that prey on the privacy of others goes to Hell. Certainly a vulgar world we now live in. I am wondering if we will ever get a few pics from spies filming Angelina Jolie on her toilet?

  25. Pablito

    This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?

  26. Freddo

    A bunch of stars for some ugly bird scratching her twat…great.

    Superficial writer, you’re exploring new levels of lame.

  27. snarky the lurker

    mmm, the sweet sweet smell of stinky pinky.

  28. hmmm

    I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
    those marks…

  29. I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
    those marks…

  30. You get up at midnight to post this Superficial?

  31. I guess all those blowjobs are hard on your knees…
    those marks…

  32. Dread not

    You’re all missing the important issue. Where are the mani-pedi salons in St. Tropez? And can one of the Asian girls there be bribed to save the scrapings from under Victoria’s finger nails, put them in a baggie and express mail them to the continental U.S.?

    That’s not weird, is it? Not the part about saving Victoria’s nail grime rife with poon tang and scruff. But that I assumed Asian girls would be working in a mani-pedi salon in St. Tropez.

  33. joebob

    Clearly, she was just scratching herself for a split second.

    God, this site is such bullshit.

  34. This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?

  35. This was a Playboy model? Thank god for airbrushing. Maybe she’s just scratching the sand crabs?

  36. d

    Looks like she sniffed her fingers afterward. And she has nice feet, too.

  37. Hugh Gentry

    why would they star that out? I was expecting to see her pussy!

  38. F2

    If these pics are in sequence, I think what we’re dealing with here is either less likely the public wanking of a retard, and more likely Parkinson’s or epilepsy.

  39. Cristobal

    Not classy at all, but than again she did do Playboy.

  40. obz

    maybe someone needs to teach her how to wipe her arse without staining her arse cheeks with shit.

  41. Hey…when the need arrives..she must satisfy it…

  42. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I was rubbing one off in public while flipping through these pictures.

    I guess that is why I’m in this holding cell and posting comments via Iphone.

  43. Um, I HOPE she is just scratching. But eh…I’m pretty sure when my coochie has an itch, I don’t hold my fingers like that. In fact, her hand looks positioned quite well to be rubbing one out. Juuuust saaayin…lol

  44. You 12yr olds move on

    A fairly hot woman masturbates in public, and these are the comments. Fuck all you 12yr olds. This is really hot. I would have loved to watch that in person. Thanks to the site for posting.

  45. Jil

    I just have to point out the matching bruises on her knees. Wonder what she was doing kneeling for an extended period of time?…….hahha

  46. fuck you

    why do you put those dumb ass stars on pictures that dont need them idiot

  47. Tinner

    She’s a nasty fucking plastic whore of no importance: please don’t post anything with her anymore. EVER!

  48. Mark

    She’s a mess. Know how much of a dog I am? Picture #8 is an ass I’d bone.

    The rest you can keep.

  49. Mark

    #48

    Plastic love dolls are plastic “whores” of no importance but people sell them on websites

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