Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini

July 7th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Here’s former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt spending the weekend in Saint Tropez. And judging by the look on her face, obviously, she saw my rugged body across the water. Yes, Victoria that was me, and for the record I was not humping that giant squid. I know that’s what it might’ve looked like, but there’s perfectly good explanation: You have syphilis. — So dinner later?

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Comments (37)

  1. A | July 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Hot Swedish piece of ass ; )

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  2. http://www.popduds.com/ | July 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    who?

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  3. richard | July 7, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    it’s like they popped her off the assembly line .. another MKII generic reasonably blonde chick with large tits

    not that I’m complaining

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  4. Meat Puppet | July 7, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I’ve seen that same startled mouth gesture before when I drop my pants.

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  5. JMART5 | July 7, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    speaking of ass…in the second to the last picture it looks like she be diggin in it…yumyum

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  6. you dumb fags | July 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    She’s starting to look like a leather saddlebag, but is still fuckable for the next few years.

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  7. ROUGH Daddy | July 7, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Ill forgive the blowup lips, and the faux double Ds because of her roots…shes Swedish!!!

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  8. Mike Hawke | July 7, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    I love how the depressed sack-o-shiatt in the background keeps evil eye’n the fake beauty.

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  9. Christina | July 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Ive seen the reality show, this woman is truly unlikeable and desperate for attention.

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  10. Christina | July 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Ive seen the reality show, this woman is truly unlikeable and desperate for attention.

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  11. Zander | July 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    Am I the only one that sees a nipple slip?! (areola at least).

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  12. Dinka Flicka | July 7, 2009 at 6:50 pm
  13. Dinka Flicka | July 7, 2009 at 6:51 pm
  14. Defcon | July 7, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    The girl on the right in picture #4 that only 1/3 visible body is hotter than plastic queen!

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  15. Tad Bit Tipsy | July 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Hot…. but as I’ve said before and will say again ladies, bug eye big glasses do not look sexy. They make you look like a snowbird on Miami beach. I want to be able to see your whole facial structure, not have to imagine fucking you with a gas mask on…

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  16. Ahnold | July 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    This girl’s coasting, she’s 35 yrs & dropping like a bullet. Lazy ass. Fake hair & boobs, no talent. Non-entity in about a year. Should consider a gold-digging class, she’ll need it. Chow.

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  17. Sid | July 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Too plastic. Like Michael Jackson – he had more plastic content than his body bag.

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  18. Crappola | July 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    ROFLCOPTER @ Pic #4

    The girl on the right of Vicki is priceless. Giving her the stink eye.

    I believed Vicki farted at her general direction.

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  19. Tom K | July 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    She is still attractive but was alot prettier before she started fucking her face. Why do women with already pretty faces fuck with it by plumping their lips and shit like idiots?

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  20. mab | July 7, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    who is this chick? at least right about something entertaining. i could find this crap sandwich shit on google images.

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  21. mab | July 7, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    who is this chick? at least write about something entertaining. i could find this crap sandwich shit on google images.

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  22. DJ | July 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    She looks like a bug with those glasses on.

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  23. MJ is dead | July 7, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Hi fatty.

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  24. Sarah | July 7, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    who is she? she looks just like that other chick, who looks just like that other broad, who kind of looks like that other chick. blah.. yawn…

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  25. captain america | July 8, 2009 at 1:34 am

    FOR SOME PEOPLE IT’S JUST SAD WHEN TIME PASSES, folks!!

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  26. Deacon Jones | July 8, 2009 at 9:18 am

    @14
    that’s sick man

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  27. gotmilk? | July 8, 2009 at 9:39 am

    she’s a former playmate for a reason. this bitch is past her prime, but did we even knew who she was while she was in her prime? not so much.

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  28. Rhialto | July 8, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Lol former playmate of the year 1997.

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  29. Nero | July 8, 2009 at 9:51 am

    @28 I wasn’t even born then.

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  30. Galtacticus | July 8, 2009 at 9:54 am

    It must be her name which is keeping her up.Victoria silvstedt sounds interesting?

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  31. Gando | July 8, 2009 at 10:04 am

    She should call herself;Tsarina Victoria Silvstedt III.Way better!

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  32. RichPort's Ghost | July 8, 2009 at 11:42 am

    #14 – Is that you pedobear?

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  33. kramer | July 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Umm, no thanks…

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  35. gigi | July 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    ew, weird barrel-shaped torso….. amazing how no matter what’s below *blonde* hair, most people will still translate it all into hotness…. sheep…

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  36. Evey | July 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Now this is one “celebrity” that has always puzzled me – what is attractive about her?? The over-bleached hair? The gross, over-sized boobs? The comedy lip job? The fact that she looks about 50 in her 30′s? She is not attractive. Maybe from a (great) distance if you squinted. Just a prime example of how in today’s society big boobs + blonde hair = hot ,while ignoring someone’s actual facial features. Totally generic, gross and pointless.

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  37. usb flash drive | June 7, 2010 at 9:22 am

    She is still attractive but her face was beautiful before she started Damned. Why do women already pretty well with it and your lips by plumping face like idiots

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