Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini

The Superficial / July 7, 2009

Here’s former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt spending the weekend in Saint Tropez. And judging by the look on her face, obviously, she saw my rugged body across the water. Yes, Victoria that was me, and for the record I was not humping that giant squid. I know that’s what it might’ve looked like, but there’s perfectly good explanation: You have syphilis. — So dinner later?