Here’s Swedish model and former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt in Marbella, Spain over the weekend, and these shots have officially changed how I picture Heaven. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m looking at Jesus right now. — That doesn’t sound gay does it? Whatever, I don’t care. Here, Jesus Jesus….
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whopper jr. | May 5, 2009 at 12:47 pm
First, you slimy cunts.
whopper jr. | May 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm
May I please squirt my salty ejaculate inside your warm, lubricated (probably shaved) vagina?
Chuck Nunchuck | May 5, 2009 at 12:53 pm
it smells like cheese in here.
Whogivesafuck | May 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I’d rail her!!
PunkA | May 5, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I hear she gives it away for $$$ on the down low. Of course, if this were true, I’d bee saving my pennies to book myself 2 hours of heaven of earth. Hot bitch.
RichPort's Ghost | May 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Yaaaaaaaawn… next.
the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I hear the same #5, somehow I dont think she gets down with shmoes like you but with sheiks!!!
Sam | May 5, 2009 at 1:10 pm
She’s got old-lady-looking young lady legs. Drugs and diet and lipo are no substitute for being a healthy young hot chick.
Krassy McKrass | May 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I’d let her sample my meatballs.
Jeezy | May 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Hot from the waist up. What the hell is up with her leg in the main pic? *BARF!*
Capt. Douchebag | May 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Pancake ass just like mom used to make.
Capt. Douchebag | May 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Pancake ass just like mom used to make.
smarg | May 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
#10, word. Her feet are gross, too. I’d tittie fuck her, though.
Hugh Jorgan | May 5, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Like any of you douchebags even got close to nailing anything that hot.
moot | May 5, 2009 at 2:17 pm
yeah, legs/ass not so great for a playmate…
SoTe | May 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm
what’s up with her legs? ewwww.
legs | May 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Gorgeous if you like flab and cellulite.
Sid | May 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm
“Like any of you douchebags even got close to nailing anything that hot.”
YEAH! So (*sniffle*) you guys better stop makin’ fun of her! Because (*sniffle*) I have all of her Playboy pictures laminated (SHUT UP it’s so they won’t fade, or something) and she’s my favorite! Don’t anybody say anything mean about her or I’ll get really mad (*sob*).
mike | May 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
If you have some type of best-friend’s-mom fantasy, then I guess she’ll do, but her body’s mostly notable for what’s not there (tone, butt, toned butt). It’s like “oh boy, vanilla ice cream!” Not bad, but you know, what else is on the menu…
Verbal | May 5, 2009 at 2:49 pm
There is something really Brooke Hogan-ish about this woman.
I had to do a double take.
kitty says | May 5, 2009 at 2:54 pm
#20 Yeah I know what you mean. Its the super-fake boobs and complete lack of ass.
Sprmcandy | May 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I have died & gone to heaven !!
RichPort's Ghost | May 5, 2009 at 3:23 pm
This is the kinda chick you fuck in the coat closet right before she marries your best friend…
What?
Sal Monella | May 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
What’s the shelf life of a fake tee-ot? Isn’t she about due?
lisa | May 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Guys, you critise her legs.. but good luck finding a girl who look as good as her, when theyre her age. Its easy to critize, but really.. who are you losers?
lisa | May 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Guys, you critise her legs.. but good luck finding a girl who look as good as her, when theyre her age. Its easy to critize, but really.. who are you losers?
RichPort's Ghost | May 5, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#25/ 26 – Can I “critise” yur spleling, loser?
JadenPaidIn | May 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
My friend had her for 2 days at $10,000 a day (true story)
Check out this site of a Hobbit eating her out in public.
God I love chicks who will do anything for $$$$$….i really respect that.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/19/confirmed-victoria-silvstedt-is-a-prostituting-whore
make sure you click on the other pictures. Slide 6,7 & 8 motivate me to make some more coin for the next bitch in line who is so vain and superficial that she’ll do anything for this seasons LV or Hermes bag.
isitin | May 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
She’s 34 & you little douche bags think she’s old????. You little fucks will never fuck anything nearly as pretty in your whole lives. Little prick fuckers………..
JadenPaidIn | May 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Oh yeah….
I still hit that semi-pro whore.
Beautiful Girls should understand that all they have to do is SHUT THE FUCK UP, SUCK SOME and be on their back to make their man happy (and make some money while their at it).
Simple.
We don’t wanna talk about emotions or feelings and YES we do find that other girl attractive. Why?….wanna 3some?
melonie diaz | May 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
i would so like to eat victoria’s pink taco!
gotmilk? | May 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
WHO? i thought it was donatella versace for a minute. yuk.
Valerie | May 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I like the arguments here! All I have to say is, it’s true: they all suck in, when they know the camera is on.
PunkA | May 5, 2009 at 5:58 pm
For her age, she still looks amazing. I’d hit that so hard I;d get a concussion, but it would be worth it.
Rhialto | May 5, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I’m already committed but this girl looks pretty acceptable.
Nero | May 5, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Good ass,boobs and smooth looking skin.
Elk | May 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm
If only she had an ass.
The Blond Curse | May 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
The keyword is FORMER.
I guess she must be a real blond, judging from her old, dimply skin.
isitin | May 5, 2009 at 10:47 pm
The Blond Curse, you must be about 14 & only look at 12-13 year olds. Guess thats why you think 34 is old. You stupid little fucker.
gerard vandenberg | May 6, 2009 at 12:52 am
………………seen those legs?
Get some tastes | May 6, 2009 at 1:33 am
Don’t get it. This could be anyone, nothing special. The body doesn’t start to go til 40 so the age thing is no excuse.
Lisa | May 6, 2009 at 3:48 am
#27, if you have nothing better to do. It’s a difference between British and American English, I accidently slipped and spelt it the American way – will never do it again. A disgrace to the English language. Also, I speak five languages, how many can you cope with? A half?
chlöe | May 6, 2009 at 5:02 am
Jealous females and homosexual men all agree that this is not a hot chick,
Hilarious….
She is much better looking than anyone any of you would even have a chance of screwing.
Not to mention that most of you probably have ugly bodies and yet you sit here and criticize someone who could run circles around you in the looks department.
pathetic.
RichPort's Ghost | May 6, 2009 at 8:46 am
#42 – I’ll cope with any that are both well written are spelled correctly (sorry, “spelt” correctly)… Please tell me where in either British or American English “critise” or “critize” is a word. And cockney doesn’t technically count as a language, but is an apt phonetic description of my patella “whilst” flacid.
RichPort's Ghost | May 6, 2009 at 9:07 am
Shit, I mispelled flaccid. I guess I now qualify for UK citizenship. No wait… I have teeth…
Lisa | May 6, 2009 at 10:36 am
#44. English isn’t my first language, and I’m certaintly not from London. is Criticise better? Krisisieren? Kritisera? Critiquer?
From the very beginning, this was about some of you people making it sound like you can do better. Even though half of her is plastic nowadays, there’s a reason she is a model. And yes, at 34, and even at 18, women can get cellulites.. grow up. It’s easy to CRITICISE.
Mycket snack och lite verkstad, as Silvstedt would say.
Lisa | May 6, 2009 at 10:39 am
Oh yeah, the British have terrible teeth. That they do. I’d say they’re on the same level as the average American’s fashion sense :-)
RichPort's Ghost | May 6, 2009 at 12:29 pm
#47 – This from a continent that worships techno, David Hasselhoff, and the techno remixes of David Hasselhoffs songs?
So do you tell your johns “cash only” in five languages?
Lisa | May 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm
#48. I can assure you that no one in my country worships David Hasselhoff – who you, by the way, created. Techno isn’t very big on the scene either. Get your “facts” right. Maybe you’re thinking of Germany. The differences from one European country to another are quite big, you know. But I realise I’m talking to someone who probably would ask what the weather is like ‘in Europe’..ha.
Bored of this now – over and out, douchebags.
RichPort's Ghost | May 6, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Don’t let the doorknob hitcha Lisa… or Leeza… or however the fuck you former Soviet satellites spell that shit…