Victoria Prince in a bikini and K-Fed’s shirtless girth

September 2nd, 2009 // 162 Comments

The entire Spears clan, including divorced members and their girlfriends, must be in Miami because here’s Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince hanging out by their hotel’s pool yesterday. I love how Kevin’s abandoned his dancer physique to channel Dom DeLuise yet somehow still has sex with a woman who’s 100 times more in shape than Britney – on her dime. And all he had to do was conceive two kids. Do you know how easily they fit in golf bags? It’s like they’re barely even there.

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  1. chupacabra

    I wonder if he’s got some thyroid issue. You know, sometimes people get some disease and they gain a shit load of weight on the pills the docs make them take… AND he’s eating a family size bucket of KFC at leat 15 times a day.

    He’s looks like Jabba the hut.

  2. andy7171

    Why you guys hating on him? He’s fat, happy AND he upgraded from Britney Spears!

  3. The Dude

    He’s doing better than all of us if you think about it. =)

  4. Jeffy's Gal

    His body just keeps getting fat, and his head stays the same. He looks like Pinhead! He was gross to begin with, but now- hurl!

  5. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    The K-Fed balloon has broken loose. Run for your lives!

  6. Angel

    Great story/pics sup! I am lmao in my office and all the peons in the other room are left to wonder why.

    #18 you get the award for funniest comment.

  7. n

    If everything works out according to plan, he should die of a heart attack soon. Hopefully.

  8. Pilatunes

    Those shorts are very flattering.

    He looks like a pasty, tattooed Weebil.

  9. She’s a prostitute, most women are. Just because they don’t actually stand on a street corner, but instead shack up with a guy cuz he’s rich doesn’t make it something else. I don’t care how much money you have, I certainly wouldn’t date a guy that isn’t attractive to me, or doesn’t impress me. His boobs are almost as big as hers. I think I just threw up in my mouth again. Can we get off of fat rich guys? Between this schlub and John Gosselin, I think I have the swine flu. Pun intended!

  10. WOW

    @ clarkehead…

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    Now THAT was a good one.

  11. ROUGH before dishonor

    Do you shave frequently than other girls # 59???

  12. michael jackson's brain

    If you listen closely, you can hear K-Overfed’s tattos screaming in pain.

  13. MARME

    JUST LOOKING AT THESE PICS IS MAKING MY TUMMY FEEL FULL AND BLOATED.

  14. IKE

    He’s doing this intentionally, right? I heard that he’s got some gig with a diet company to be their spokesman. These are going to be some LOVELY “before” pix.

  15. Jethro

    Hey, where’s the pic showing the pool being emptied after he did a cannon ball?

  16. Duke Nukem

    *Dan Akroyd voice* What a disgusting blob!

  17. ew

    maybe he’s pregnant

  18. spike

    What a digusting, worthless piece of whale blubber.

  19. Randall

    I’d like to stick my head between either of their tits and go ” BBBBBBRRRRRRRRitttzzzzzkie.”

    Randall

  20. Jose

    exactly #64. Hes eating like a pig to show an extreme before and after shot. This is common with weight loss supplement companies. They pay people who have a normal metabolism to gorge themselves, then when they return to thier normal eating and add exersize, the pounds come off like crazy. Then again this would happen with ANYONE who ate right and actually fucking exersized! Just get off your asses fat people!

  21. fat guy in little shirt

    fat guy in little shirt………..

  22. gg

    TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! LOL!

  23. mensa

    well #70 if that’s the case, the joke’s on K-Fat, because I don’t know anyone who gets that big, goes on a diet, and the “pounds just fly off”. That’s a whole lot of lard to burn off via salads and the elliptical machine.

  24. SilkyC

    HOLY SHIT HE’S HUGE
    All I want to say is “He was a Dancer?!?!?!?”
    No freaking way….that is impossible!!!!!! I guess Brit is lucky for not sticking with him. He might crush her…ok wow I’m being mean!!!! Karma is going to get me!!

  25. Feckless

    QUE-FED.

  26. frankf

    “…100 times more in shape than Britney…” Now I don’t know about that. Brit lookin pretty good right about now…

  27. PhillyGurl

    Watch out little boy! He is going to eat you for lunch!

  28. Chenneling Dom Delaouise? Oh, now I know why this blog is soooo popular.

  29. JT

    K over Fed

  30. Courtyardpigeon

    Nothing worse than a fat wigger.

  31. The Laughing G-D

    hoodoo is at work here…

  32. Jesus fucking Christ. Has anyone thought to check on Britney? I suspect he’s EATEN her.

  33. michelle

    wow! i defended him in the beginning saying maybe he’s taking care of the kids so much he doesn’t worry about himself… but damn… i guess not. he must be eating their happy-meals plus the rest of the kids at mcdonalds add about a thousand soccer moms and you have the k(fc)-fed you see in this pics.

  34. Mel

    Victoria is hot and K-Fed is NOT

    What the hell is this hot babe doing with this fat ass loser?

    OMG he is making me feel so sick…….he should feel so lucky for being married to Britney

    K-Feb would be able to do the best donut, LOL

  35. Steggls

    K-fat.

  36. me

    This is an example of how FORGIVING women are…if a woman porked up like this they’d be dropped in a heartbeat.

  37. abba

    I’ll be the last one to insult the overweight I mean cause come on who doesn’t like food just some people have better control of their cravings than others and whatnot but DAMN! he got big! I’m like shocked. I knew he was big but…he like inflated. I think he’s auditoning for spokesman for Michelin tire company.

  38. ghost

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Kfed may just be the smartest man our generation will ever see.

  39. wick

    K-Fed should be renamed “Well-Fed”.

  40. Jose

    #73 (mensa) thats exactly the mentality thats gonna make this KFed ad campaign successful. No one actually believes its possible to eat right and exercise and lose alot of weight. Its just too much effort, to give up all that junk they love to feed their face and break a sweat for an hour a day. I may not have been as heavy as this guy, but I was 45-50lbs overweight and it was 95% gone in 4 months. It DOES work and believing the contrary is what makes these farcicle fat shredder products sell. Fatten up someone by telling them to eat donuts and big macs, let him stroll around in public where papparazzi’s lurk and then pay him to lead a healthy lifestyle for 6 months. Its gonna be fn MAGIC. No other way to explain it.

  41. Jose

    #73 (mensa) thats exactly the mentality thats gonna make this KFed ad campaign successful. No one actually believes its possible to eat right and exercise and lose alot of weight. Its just too much effort, to give up all that junk they love to feed their face and break a sweat for an hour a day. I may not have been as heavy as this guy, but I was 45-50lbs overweight and it was 95% gone in 4 months. It DOES work and believing the contrary is what makes these farcicle fat shredder products sell. Fatten up someone by telling them to eat donuts and big macs, let him stroll around in public where papparazzi’s lurk and then pay him to lead a healthy lifestyle for 6 months. Its gonna be fn MAGIC. No other way to explain it.

  42. k

    As fat and disgusting as he is, his girlfriend is stilll 100 times hotter
    than Fugney Spears.

  43. datroof

    Holy waffle house Batman!

  44. mensa

    well Jose, maybe you’re right…lol. But will a newly skinny K-Fed make me want to buy his diet pills or exercise video? I am not so sure about that one. Although watching him run on a treadmill might be amusing. Or make me want to lose my lunch. One or the other.

  45. Rhette Michaels

    I used to want to toss his salad. My God, I don’t think there’s enough vegan in me to get THAT started.

    I think if he didn’t have the will power to push himself away from the table, his stomach would do it for him.

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  47. kb

    he looks cushingoid to me…

  48. Micia

    in italy we say GATTO GIULIANO

  49. KEVIN BURGERLINE

    Honey I ate the Kids

  50. Wow! I have never seen Victoria Prince in bikini. She is looking gorgeous.

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