Victoria Bekcham has the biggest pants ever

September 27th, 2006 // 40 Comments
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Comments (40)

  1. Wampoon.com | September 27, 2006 at 8:47 am

    That’s Gangsta Yo! She’ll get shot in my hood.

    http://wampoon.com

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  2. Obadiah | September 27, 2006 at 8:49 am

    Oh no. It’s the mean-looking pointy lady again. Remind me again why we in America care about her.

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  3. griffmills | September 27, 2006 at 8:54 am

    isn’t her 15 minutes over?

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  4. ScottInFlorida | September 27, 2006 at 8:56 am

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

    Tell me your a skank a really nasty skank.

    I’ll tell ya, I’ll tell ya…

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  5. krisdylee | September 27, 2006 at 9:05 am

    Those used to be Nicole Richie’s pants before she contracted the anorexia.

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  6. jrzmommy | September 27, 2006 at 9:10 am

    The thing about those pants….they’re a size 2 and they’re that big on her.

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  7. Steeno | September 27, 2006 at 9:14 am

    so what do these girls do to get so thin? bulemia only works if you don’t binge. laxatives don’t block caloric absorption.
    anorexia is damn hard.
    anyone try hoodia?

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  8. llllllllll | September 27, 2006 at 9:14 am

    It’s not the biggest pants ever, it’s the flattest butt ever

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  9. Courtney | September 27, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Ho hum, I like them. Reminds me of my raver days#!(

    …of course, I was also fat back then. Hmm.

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  10. Derek Hail | September 27, 2006 at 9:19 am

    Victoria Beckham most definately has a flat ass.

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  11. llllllllll | September 27, 2006 at 9:22 am

    OK who do you think will win in the flapjack flat ass competition….will it be Beckham or Tara Reid?

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  12. Reid | September 27, 2006 at 9:28 am

    It looks like she went on the Subway diet, and just keeps wearing the pants so she can pull them out and show how much weight she’s lost.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

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  13. sinbad | September 27, 2006 at 9:38 am

    Oh sweet Christ, is that my friends and I looked like in our “candy raver” phase during the early nineties? Maybe drugs are bad after all…

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  14. Brain Embolism | September 27, 2006 at 9:40 am

    She still seems posh!

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  15. Shaun | September 27, 2006 at 9:47 am

    I had to argue with a single brain cell to comment on this. The rest all turned their little cingulate gyrus backs on me. That is how boring this person is.

    Shaun

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  16. jrzmommy | September 27, 2006 at 9:50 am

    I sware I read something last week that Katie Holmes is going to play Victoria Posh Beckham Asshole in a movie.

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  17. combustion8 | September 27, 2006 at 9:55 am

    She’s ugly and uninteresting… nuff said.

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  18. Angry Ferret Jones | September 27, 2006 at 9:58 am

    Goddamn, she has a worse case of “Hey Look at Me” Syndrome than Paris or HoHan combined.

    Yeah Posh, you are so goddamn street. Yo!

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  19. jrzmommy | September 27, 2006 at 10:17 am

    First pic–second row of thumbnails….Hey Posh….ya goin’ to the movies? Then why ya pickin’ your seat????

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  20. ch474 | September 27, 2006 at 10:20 am

    Aww, I wanted to see her trip over her pants and fall on the cobblestones! With those crappy rubber boobs she’d bounce back up anyway.

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  21. RichPort | September 27, 2006 at 10:22 am

    She looks like a little immigrant kid from the Lower East Side in the 20s. How does this girl shit? I mean, I know step one is eating, but she may be the first person in human history to literally have legs attached directly to her waist, foregoing the ass entirely. Maybe she’s like one of those birds that digests the food for her spawn, then regurgitates it in their mouths when she comes back to the nest. I remember when the Brits exported cool shit like the Beatles and war… there is simply no excuse for this chick.

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  22. CelebSlam.com | September 27, 2006 at 10:30 am

    All she’s missing is a skateboard and a cynical outlook on life.

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  23. jrzmommy | September 27, 2006 at 10:41 am

    She looks like she should be standing on a streetcorner yelling, “Extra! Extra! David Beckham is Married to Angriest Woman in the World!!”

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  24. 86 | September 27, 2006 at 11:04 am

    Is this woman ever NOT posing?

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  25. FashMags | September 27, 2006 at 11:18 am

    That’s great – giant lame ass pants to go with the giant “PLEASE MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BUG AND COVER UP THE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY” sunglasses. I hope she is buying some additional “make me look interesting” glasses while in Rome. She certainly isn’t there to eat.

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  26. happy_bunny | September 27, 2006 at 11:26 am

    Holy shit! She’s almost practically sort of smiling in the first pic after the jump!
    Then she goes on to do her magnum and blue steel posey-poses.
    Her and Paris Hilton – what’s with people who pose all the time? Don’t they get sick of themselves?

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  27. mike | September 27, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    She looks a bit like Parappa the Rapper!

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  28. StanGable | September 27, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    never mind victoria beckham (washed up, leather face). who’s the nuggy blonde in the 3rd picture???

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  29. BarbadoSlim | September 27, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    This pig-nosed cunt always has an “I’m takin’ a really nasty shit” look on her ugly ass face.

    I bet she’s really fun to be around.

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  30. helena handbasket | September 27, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    aww, i don’t know… i was a raver back in the day, too (for shame!) and i’ll always have a soft spot for little shirts and big pants. it’s a cute look and i’m relieved that i don’t have to see those grapefruit-halves-stuffed-under-leather-skin boobs of hers for once.

    if this b*tch asks me for a back massage, though, well, that’s a different story.

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  31. BarbadoSlim | September 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    #27 nice Playstation reference, brought back memories of how I spent many a college day.

    good times

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  32. biatcho | September 27, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    Becks likes to see her in those pants because it reminds him so much of the men he likes to fuck when she’s not around.

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  33. Sakura | September 27, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    I swear I saw those pants at H&M…

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  34. nas | September 27, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    I think she looks great, I love her hair, and those trousers are way daring in a skinny jean age… scrumptious… I want to be her!

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  35. RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 5:33 am

    #34 – Do not denigrate the name ‘nas’ by saying stupid shit, or we will get that ugly bitch Kelis on your ass. That is all.

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  36. Praz | September 28, 2006 at 6:02 pm

    When did they change Victoria Beckham into a poor, little homeless boy?
    Seriously, this bitch needs to put on some weight.

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  37. CarlosKavros | September 30, 2006 at 8:24 am

    I thought her name was Deborah Carson.

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  38. ufos8mycat | September 30, 2006 at 9:22 am

    maybe she finally ran out of clothes in an attempt to wear something different every single day of her life and decided to wear david’s pants…

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  39. Beastiephile | October 2, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    When I first looked at the pictures, I thought it was the wrong person. I was looking to see a little orange gnome, but apparently she decided to go natural that day.

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  40. HollywoodSnark | April 6, 2007 at 9:38 am

    ha ha…i bet she just stole them from a fat guy

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