Victoria Beckham’s legs will haunt your nightmares

July 19th, 2007 // 189 Comments
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The Daily Mail has shots of Victoria Beckham heading to a photoshoot in Los Angeles with her legs looking like this. Apparently she keeps thin by dieting, but her friends say, “She doesn’t exercise at all.” Which still doesn’t explain what we’re looking at here. Is that even considered a leg anymore? I could put together a more human looking leg with a pile of ground beef and a hammer.

UPDATE: To get to the bottom of this I added some additional shots of her legs. The first three are from the Daily Mail and the last four are different higher quality shots. There’s definitely some Photoshop afoot, but the question is which? For the sake of my personal amusement, I’ll just assume the first three are real.


  1. Betsy

    This is so fake; this is a really low photo for thesuperficial, honestly, I’m disappointed.

  2. Posh and her family will beg to go back home after America puts them through all of our hating. Bye Bye.

  3. 148// hey dickweed:

    Bitch..I told U B..4
    that I don’t do perzcription
    druggz…fuck thoze
    doctorz and their fuckin vizitz
    not into that zhit..but
    can clearly zee that U R…now..
    go get your little pill
    and make your world much brighter
    for your zorry fuckin azzz?????

  4. Hurri

    the first are NOT photoshopped
    she is not wearing nylons, she is old tanned and thats what happens when you move (even a thin) body part
    her next plastic surgery will be a leg skin lift at the thigh /pelvic line
    Yes It’s true
    check out an older womans legs moving **with no nylons on notice Janice Dickson in the red stripe bikini She has had the legSkin lift and more
    She

  5. sairi

    not photoshopped!!
    my moms skin does the same thing in pics when she is moving
    PIC#1 & #5 just look at the skin on her hand!
    people like her pay to have a picture friendly relationship with Paparazzi & some magazines
    P.S. yes indeed my grandma told me elbows never lie

  6. Stupid ASS

    do you actually know the meaning of photoshop? SAIRI ARE YOU BLIND THE OTHER PICTURE HAS V.B. WITH PERFECT LEGS WHILE THE OTHER IS SAGGY… STUPID ASS

  7. 156, did you ever think that the other picture that showed me leg looking good was photoshopped? I mean, come on, Britney photoshoppes ever picture out there..good or bad. I’m sad to say that these pictures really are my legs. Take a picture of your leg walkin up steps, you’ll see what I mean.

  8. meee

    hey faggots, the pictures are obviously not real. look at the left leg. it doesn’t even have the same SHOE on as the right. the heel is totally different. someone else’s leg was obviously photoshopped into that picture. you guys are fucking stupid.

  9. gigi

    see?? what’d I tell you guys about those nonorganic fluids occupying VB’s fembot body + ingesting human food?? Remember when Becks held his hand to her thigh in the car? I swear that vein was gonna blow! and now we see the results… tsk tsk

  10. dave mustaine

    Fake….

  11. problema mu kelli man??
    du la ka gnpadako sng mayad kailoy mu ba!!
    anywayz….
    ano na tiil ni beckham man??
    daw linti..
    gnghungod nya na??
    lastly..hangag kagd ya kelli..
    hangag kagd..

  12. She’s a PORKMOUTH. Who cares about her grandma Moses legs. Her mouth is enough to make everyone hate her. With that stupid Britain accent, if she’s smart, she pull a Madonna and learn to talk like us. We hate the Brits and their pork mouth green teeth accent.

  13. 161=clearly haz no ballz at all:

    whatz the matter, afraid to leave
    your zcreen name, coz U R afraid
    of little me making fun of your
    old ztupidazz, whatever, ball=lezz
    mutherfucker…like I give a fuck….

  14. farty_mcshitface

    goddamn!- her bony legs are just awful. people who think she has nice legs are flat-out blind or just really fucked up!!

  15. not buying it

    i hate this pretentious little cunt as much as all of you, but that is fake. i’ve seen her legs and they do not look like that. besides, if they did, she has enough money to fix it, and why does only one leg look that bad?

    go find some real news

  16. not buying it

    xxxfiles- love you for that abortion comment. hell, i’ll even pay for all of it.

    kelli is a waste of precious oxygen. and why does she call everyone old? she’s 12, right?

  17. FAKER

    I wrote Lainey at Lainey gossip that these were FAKE and she said The Daily Mail can do no wrong and they would never lie (something like that.blahblahblah…ohhhhhhh, we always believe the news media because they have too much to lose if they are wrong….*snort*)

    I have ugly legs and mine don’t look like that. PHOTOSHOPPED

  18. observer

    could she have a prior injury? The leg looks odd. My husband has a leg injury that looks similar and if you look really closely at the photos you can see a definite border along the weird skin area like grafting.

    The thigh looks like a gouge out of it.

    Take a look at the photos of David covering her leg area up when they were getting out of the car. Everyone thinks it is her cooch, but it could be her thigh he is really covering.

  19. kelli iza skank

    hmmmmm kelli, looks like you mighta gave the game up here, you got all righteous and self absorbed in your tantrums about a lot of comments here, but some have been left alone as if in complete denial. have we reached the core of kelli, contestant numbers #149 and #150?

    ps I wanna know what #161 says!!!

  20. 147/150/166/169: 4===1, I’m not a dyke
    or a guy that needz to zhave hiz
    ugly fuckin face, bitchez..If U think
    your wordz hurt me,,,your crazier
    than me, fuckface…oh yea, I’m not 12
    either bitch..and U freakin know
    it…..NOW….HOW I REALLY FEEDL ABOUT POSH..
    I watched her zhow and I loved it
    and I loved her..more than her huzband..but
    he lookz nice..I alzo know that her legz
    R HOTT and not thoze grandma legz..I guezz
    the bezt reazon I like her iz ..zhe actz
    like zhe don’t take no crap….I love that
    in girlz…but…we R not here to compliment people…so fuck the people that I #’d at the top…I love Pozh….eat zhit people…

  21. fat kelli

    #170 YOU POSTED #147 STUPID. Ha ha ha!!!!!!!

  22. 171/ U zay your name iz fatkelli? Zo, what R U like 300,400 lbz.
    fuckface….poor U…zo fucking fatt…U can’t even go outta the houze
    U have nothing that fitz your fattazz….Y don’t U get zome exercize
    bitch…take a zwim once in awhile…fucker…..the zea cowz(maniteez)
    will be comfortable next to U…they’ll think your their fatt mother…

  23. kelli must die. she is waisting valuable space

  24. (173) I know what booknerds do! Please bring that unused dick over
    to my farm. xxxfiles is cuming over and he likes booknerds, so do I.
    We will show you how to use you dick, like never before. We know that
    you have never had sex before, so we’ll take it easy on you the first time.
    Hurry, our dicks are already hard.

  25. so fake

    Take a good look at the heel on the leg in question. No way is that the same shoe that’s on the other foot.

  26. kelli

    stupid kelli, fat kelli, skankazz kelli, kellisukz and zwallows, kelli must die, kelli iza skank, kelli is more krazy than hot, kelli kum zucker, kellis mom, lintika kelli,

    these fucking people, along with me, are raggin’ on your stupid FAT ass kelli, wake up and smell the coffee for fuck’s sake.

  27. heh, long time reader, nice site.

    Is this linked to the suss inner thigh poking pictures posted earlier this week?

  28. puta ka kelli.
    kainchindi ka hiligaynon??
    indi ay??
    mango ka eh..
    la pulos nga tawo nga la maubra sa pangabuhi mo.
    problema mo man??
    daw sn o kagd nga anghel ba.

  29. 176// U pozted your name az kelli: ZO, that meanz your talkin about
    your ztupid fuckin zelf ..bitchez…fuck U…?

  30. Jay

    Look at her legs in pic #4…they’re not mutated in that pic. Post some real news for fucks sake.

  31. g

    fuckin hell man i just got on this comment thing for like the first time ever and all i hav to say is like SHUT THE FUK UP kelli u fucking moron omg ur so fuckin juvenile and your fuckin Z shit is the stupidest fuckin thing ever…..
    grow up get a fucking life and grow some pubes before u try to talk bout shit u dont understand.hahahha.u dont even make sense. fuckin hopelessssssss

    anyways haha dodgy ass photoshop but the pics r still funny. saw it on a magazine cover in sydney today…hilarious.

  32. Scot Penslar

    Those pics must be fake. My mom had 2 kids and she had smooth, gorgeous legs in her 40s. Victoria is only 33. Having children doesn’t ruin your legs, it just gives you gray hair!

  33. cport85

    did anyone else notice that in the 4th shot her left leg is COMPLETELY normal? no huge dimple, no burns, no cellulite….if theyre going to try to put this off…maybe they should’ve photoshopped all of the pictures instead of just a few…paparazzi twits

  34. Desiree

    It’s a fake!

  35. kris

    shes only like what 33 34? how likely is that to happen to her legs? i don’t think it’s real.

  36. kris

    shes only like what 33 34? how likely is that to happen to her legs? i don’t think it’s real.

  37. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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