Victoria Beckham, what in the hell?

For a guy who spends 75% of his day in his boxers, I know surprisingly little about fashion. That said, what the flying Jesus is Victoria Beckham wearing to the CFDA awards? Apparently, it’s some sort of Marc Jacobs creation, but who let her out of the house looking like that? I mean, between David Beckham and Katie Holmes next door, you’d figure one of them would’ve tackled her twig ass in the front yard. Unless only Tom Cruise was home. Word is he only touches women for the camera with Oprah being the exception. And even then, he wears oven mitts – over a HAZMAT suit.

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