Victoria Beckham, what in the hell?

June 3rd, 2008 // 224 Comments

For a guy who spends 75% of his day in his boxers, I know surprisingly little about fashion. That said, what the flying Jesus is Victoria Beckham wearing to the CFDA awards? Apparently, it’s some sort of Marc Jacobs creation, but who let her out of the house looking like that? I mean, between David Beckham and Katie Holmes next door, you’d figure one of them would’ve tackled her twig ass in the front yard. Unless only Tom Cruise was home. Word is he only touches women for the camera with Oprah being the exception. And even then, he wears oven mitts – over a HAZMAT suit.

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  1. JC

    that is one fugly bitch!!!

  2. JC

    that is one fugly bitch!!!

  3. humpin frog

    I keep bending my Gumby doll in that stance but he keeps falling backwards. Is she using a thicker wire in her back or are strings involved? Keep me posted.

  4. Gina

    In that “dress” she would be perfect for the lead in a remake of “Peter Pan!”

  5. Gina

    In that “dress” she would be perfect for the lead in a remake of “Peter Pan!”

  6. ???

    You tell ‘em Deke. And great name by the way. Too bad it’s completely lost on 99.9% of the readers here.

    I never thought of the whole poverty angle of the sport, but now that you mention it, what else are the peasants gonna play? It’s a boring peasant sport. I always get a kick out of it when a soccer fan tries to tell me baseball is boring. Like the pot calling the kettle black.

  7. Sofia

    marc jacobs is soooooooo gorgeous…

  8. zuzuspetals

    This is just a guess, but I’m thinking her children have to sit very, very quietly for hours on end while mommy practices her poses in front of the mirror at home. If they make even the tiniest noise while she’s looking at herself, she pepper sprays them in the eyes.

    Again, just a guess.

  9. Ankah

    For a guy who spends 75% of his day in his boxers…

    I would hope you spend 100% of your day in boxers (or another appropriate form of underpants).

  10. Chad

    She looks great? Why does anyone want to look at this thing? She is a fucking mutant, why do people even follow her around and take pictures? I don’t get it, she is a hideous monstrosity with little to no talent and it saddens me that people feed her ego by paying any attention to this talentless bitch.

  11. Dorito Man

    Kind of a weird Jack and the Beanstalk outfit she’s got there. No matter. I’m not interested. Yawn.

  12. Parvonet

    BS!! THat’s a cute dress very few could pull off!

  13. Parvonet

    BS!! THat’s a cute dress very few could pull off!

  14. my comment

    Strange woman but her shoes are pretty interesting and she has nice legs at least. Glad to see she’s dumped the bleached blonde hair. How tired that really was.

  15. EOW

    OMG she has facial warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she needs a good dermatologist!

  16. What a freak.

  17. fallingwillow

    @58 Spot on zuzugirl, spot on!

  18. eric

    She’s still got a bangin body

  19. Susannah

    DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE BUNIONS ON HER FEET? Silly bitch needs to stop wearing heels for a few months.

  20. awesomus prime

    bunions! bunions! BUNIONS!

    those are all i can see…

  21. ollie

    um if you know nothing about fashion why are you writing for a gossip site relating to celebrity’s? uhh.. goes hand in hand.. don’t ya think?

  22. Jack

    Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

  23. George Washington

    Why do soccer fags fall on the ground and cry like babies when only kicked in the shin?
    This chick has ant face disease – butter face at best.

  24. BigGyrl

    Hey #73!!!
    Why do American football “thugs” wear protection?
    What they might get their period in the middle of the game?
    Or are they protecting their manicures?
    American football is Bitch Rugby.
    G O F O O T BA L L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! << the REAL football is soccer…

    I must agree that this outfit doesnt quite make sense. I think she should have worn it when David wore his black grass suit.
    can we say Bonzai tree?!?!?!?!?

  25. Glow

    What the hell does “frist” mean?!?! People constantly amaze me with their willingness to display their stupidity publicly!

  26. Cheryl

    You know…she actually looks pretty good, right down to the shoes. But that dress…why, Victoria? Why?!!

  27. VICTORIA BECKHAM

    FUCK YA’LL HATING ASS NIGGAS MY GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD EVEN IF SHE IS SKINNY.

  28. This is just a guess, but I’m thinking her children have to sit very, very quietly for hours on end while mommy practices her poses in front of the mirror at home.

  29. This is just a guess, but I’m thinking her children have to sit very, very quietly for hours on end while mommy practices her poses in front of the mirror at home.

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