For a guy who spends 75% of his day in his boxers, I know surprisingly little about fashion. That said, what the flying Jesus is Victoria Beckham wearing to the CFDA awards? Apparently, it’s some sort of Marc Jacobs creation, but who let her out of the house looking like that? I mean, between David Beckham and Katie Holmes next door, you’d figure one of them would’ve tackled her twig ass in the front yard. Unless only Tom Cruise was home. Word is he only touches women for the camera with Oprah being the exception. And even then, he wears oven mitts – over a HAZMAT suit.
Photos: Splash News
deacon jones | June 3, 2008 at 3:26 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!! finally
gisele | June 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm
disgusting
gisele | June 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm
disgusting
Cole Hobbs | June 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm
frist
Underwhelmed | June 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Ummm……yeah.
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Slam dunk on this one baby!
What a woman we have here today! I am so loving the outfit there, no wonder her name is Posh because that dress knocks socks off when she walks on by.
Not only the outfit but the stance, like a lioness before the kill.
On another note, there are a few folks coming around and posting as Randal, slamming and making low end comments about a few regulards who post here. For the record, since I came to Fish in January 2008, I have never and will never make such comments about anyone who enjoys posting and visiting this website.
Have a good one.
Randal
FRIST!!! | June 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Oh, no everybody it’s ok. Everybody’s wearing God-awful dresses there. I think that is the theme..
Jimbo | June 3, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Great news everyone
My boyfriend just called and said we finally have enough money for my sex change operation. I will be gone for a few days and when I return I respectfully ask that you all refer to me by my new name Jimbollena Seville.
Thank you all,
Jimbo
Ashley | June 3, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Hey, whatever floats your skinny tanorexic little spice girl boat
havoc | June 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
WTF? I thought they went back to England. You know, because she has no discernable use and soccer isn’t a real sport…..
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Elli | June 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
She looks great!!! I am loving the dress…shoes as well!!!!
Ashley | June 3, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Those shoes are badass!!!!!!!!
snarky | June 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
yeah, like thats even surprising from that freak of nature. She is one clueless, vapid bitch.
LeFarge | June 3, 2008 at 3:39 pm
They would make good drapes……for Satan
luna | June 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
good luck jimbo soon to be Jimbollena Seville
ToTellTheTruth | June 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Say what you will about Victoria Beckham, but one thing you have to admit is that she does have HIGH fashion sense…between her and Madonna, I don’t know which is the badder bitch.
Pele | June 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm
What do you mean soccer is not a real sport????? The USA is the only country where FOOTBALL (not “soccer” as your ignorant ass calls it) is a second rate sport, while you enjoy your asses watching things like hockey and “football”, where a bunch of roid monsters in heavy armored protection suits jump over each other trying to pick a funny shaped ball with THEIR HANDS!! Always wondered why US americans call that thing “football”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone | June 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I am Heartara. Protector of the urban jungle. Now, someone please kindly help me unglue my hands from my hips.
Pele | June 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm
What do you mean soccer is not a real sport????? The USA is the only country where FOOTBALL (not “soccer” as your ignorant ass calls it) is a second rate sport, while you enjoy your asses watching things like hockey and “football”, where a bunch of roid monsters in heavy armored protection suits jump over each other trying to pick a funny shaped ball with THEIR HANDS!! Always wondered why US americans call that thing “football”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Debbie | June 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
does this bitch ever smile? or just “strike a pose”
FRIST!!! | June 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
#12, I have those exact same shoes, and I wouldn’t recommend them for anyone who drinks..
Jackson'shole | June 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
i wish I had her body. Am jealous
Jendetta | June 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm
An oompaloompa in FMPs wearing her best “cumhither” look….
Hmmm, it’s still sexier than Xenutard Katie Holmes or either Olsen twin ever could be
Randal | June 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
My dear number 6, please stop posting as me. I’d never compliment this frigid hussy, as I prefer having one off the wrist to more attractive creatures, like Amy Winehouse.
I also always place my name at the end of my comments, even though it clearly states it at the top. I know it’s completely pointless, but I just love myself that much. I’m going to type my name now…
Here I go…
Randal
Harley Quinn | June 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Im sure she was once hot…. My prescription:
1. gaine about 20 pounds
2. fix your feet girl
3. buy better boobs, they are too far apart
4. acne treatment
5. clean up the greasy look from your face
6. stop with the botox, its making you look scarier
7. get some hip-inplants
8. what the hell, buy a butt too
9. gain another 10 pounds
10. change that dumb hairstyle
Harley Quinn | June 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Im sure she was once hot…. My prescription:
1. gain about 20 pounds
2. fix your feet girl
3. buy better boobs, they are too far apart
4. acne treatment
5. clean up the greasy look from your face
6. stop with the botox, its making you look scarier
7. get some hip-inplants
8. what the hell, buy a butt too
9. gain another 10 pounds
10. change that dumb hairstyle
Ted from LA | June 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm
It looks like someone tried to make a toga out of a Kentucky Derby hat. She must not have a friend in the world.
Jendetta | June 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Surely someone can up with something more clever than I can to describe that pose/look in pic# 7
hahahahahaha, that is some funny/ugly shit right there
Hollyweird tabloid fodder in its glory
C’mon people, go for it.
Name that stance
caljenna66 | June 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@6 – what’s a ‘regulard’? Is that a fat joke?
More on point, I think the designers are just messing with her now. It’s like the Life cereal commercial, “Hey, let’s get Posh to wear it, she wears ANYthing!!”
Grace | June 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Aww, it’s made out of cute little hearts.
I remembering doodling that same design on my 10th grade math notebook
Randal's Rectum (gaping) | June 3, 2008 at 4:04 pm
More notes for my fans: (I am this important)…
(space denudes emphatic intent)
I forgot what I was going to say
Oh! (nothing) I wish I was a fashionable woman and could wear these lovely outfits. I would prefer camel toe accentuating fabrics that would quite stretch the lip and puff the mound. There I would stand hands on my wide slim hips for all the world to see…if I only had a vagina!
OH and real Randal, dear, I am the new you darling. Risque and and filthy like a whore!
nipolian | June 3, 2008 at 4:09 pm
#17 – Edison Arantes do Nascimento is a homo.
Grunion | June 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Randal , randal, randal,
Take a xanax and relax big guy. Those in the know would never confuse you with some no talent name-stealer. Your prose is like honey where as thier’s is like honey with some big ugly shitty ass flies in it.
You are the pink unicron of the Superficial and don’t let anyone tell you different
Sean | June 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I gotta admit: she has a very pretty face.
Auntie Kryst | June 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@34 Meh…yeah I guess so too, for a limey.
deacon jones | June 3, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Whats with the serial fucking troller on this page today?
And Pele, suck a dick and learn English, or vice versa. The only reason Football isnt as popular in almost every other country is because you can’t afford it, to expensive a sport to play, so naturally, we’re the ones who play it and let the rest of the world watch.
And if one more fucking Eurotrash /Wetback says otherwise, it’s on
nipolian | June 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
#35 – don’t you mean……..Meh…yeah I guess so too, for a Vulcan?
Uncle Eccoli | June 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
She is pure capitalism. Disgusting.
Randal the pink unicorn | June 3, 2008 at 4:25 pm
You people really need help here I swear to God. Some flaming dude writes essentially meaningless commentaries on nobodies and you shallow fag flies lick up the maggots from off his chair from where he sits.
This guy is sacred to you? Are you sad cuz “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” is gone?
What a country we are.
Gia | June 3, 2008 at 4:26 pm
It is hard for me to take an underweight anorexic celebrity seriously. She must eat 500 calories a day to maintain the anorexic look. This dress belongs on the runnway but not to wear at an event. But at least it covers her huge ugly hard breast implants.
HuckyDucky | June 3, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Soccer, what a boring sport. Who wants to sit around for 5 hours and watch a game end in a 0-0 tie, then get killed by some drunken maniac rooting for the other team.
Anybody who thinks soccer is more exciting than football or hockey has alot of frustration issues.
Like Pele.
Auntie Kryst | June 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@37 Good one Nip. Yeah I was thinking that too, but decided against it. Vulcans exhibit too much emotion..
havoc | June 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
#19….soccer is something our kids stop playing when they get to the third grade.
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Grace | June 3, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Pebbles Flinstone lives!
Trish | June 3, 2008 at 4:44 pm
#20
She cannot smile because she is always hungry, gets light headed, and suffers from anorexia.
Jackson | June 3, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Being overweight like Kim Kardaskank is just as ugly as being underweight like Victoria. I hate the feel of breast implants and Victoria has huge ugly breast implants.
nipolian | June 3, 2008 at 4:47 pm
#43 – Nice!……..thing is…..all the other Euro and Latino countries kid’s stop playing soccer when they get to the third grade as well…….it’s just that most of them just never get there.
PunkA | June 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Too bad that dress wasn’t a nice forest green. It would have been perfect to wear to a Garden of Eden party if it was……..
Trover | June 3, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I hear that when Beckham wants to make a deposit in her vag, she only accepts payment from his Platinum AMEX card. Bitch has gotta get paid to go shopping, ya know!
deacon jones | June 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm
@47
ahahahaha