Victoria Beckham wears short shorts

in the south they call everything coke.

as in:

“What do you want to drink”?
“coke”
“What kind”?
“sprite”

she looks HORRIBLE!! hahahahaHAHAHAHA

she seems to have misplaced her ass somewhere or maybe she let reese borrow it.

Ugly cow: Queen of the chavs.
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/celebrity.php

Even though this site should make me laugh, some of these comments made me want to die.

#100 – the “weirdo who doesn’t think it exists” was referring to some other weirdo’s comment about “Picadilly Square”. I refer the honourable poster to comments # 37 and 48 respectively.

Where the hell is she going, dressed like that?

She both gives and kills hope for all us poor people with one blow: yes it is poss to have a hot (if emaciated body) after 3 kids; but no, it is not possible to ‘uncrocodile’ your chops after too much sun/acne. Damn.

Clearly she is on her way to plastic surgery hell. I give her about 3 years before she has the face of a lion, the body of a poodle and the vagina of an elephant. Happens all the time with these kept wifes. They have all this time on their hands and all they do is shop and look in the mirror until their self respect and any realistic self-image they have completely disappears. JOIN A CHARITY FOR TWATS SAKE

She looks like an aborigine. It’s the nose.

Yeah, she’s really ugly? You people are so full of shit. Anyone of you would club a bus full of baby seals to either fuck or look like her.

#101: Further proof that everything in/from the south is retarded and hillbillies should be euthanized. done.

WHAT’S IN HER BAG??? What in the worl could someone so tiny be carrying in something so big—BECKS????

#110

Nah, the little furry white fuckers would live to see another day, or possibly get mauled by polar bears. There is nothing remotely attractive about this stick figure of a woman.

I hope to God that’s not an Hermes.

We all hope to God that you don’t have herpes either Nikki.

Shit, it IS an Hermes.

For those of you who don’t know, Hermes bags in that stlye (Birkin) are around, oh, $35,000.

Yeah, thanks. Most of read US Weekly, Nikki, we got it. But thanks for letting us all into your pathetic life knowing that you strive to one day own a hideous bag that costs more than an average car. We all know you only own Jaqueline Smith handbags from KMart but are desperately hanging out a clubs to find your Sugar Daddy. Now go get your mani pedi and get out there sister!

Her skin’s starting to look a wee bit leathery and tight. In a few years Hermes (or whatever those French fucks wanna call it) will be able to make a bag out of her.

Ew.

Don’t women usually look a little bigger after they have kids? It’s like she’s removed her hips completely. No ass, absolutely NO curves. UGH.

Makes me appreciate my big hips…thanks for giving me some sex appeal.

And now I have that old Spice Girl song in my head…what was the name of that damn “Zig a Zig Ahhh” song??? If you wanna be my lover? OH GOD that’s annoying.

If I were Becks, I would have slept with *any* nanny too. Hell – she looks like a stretched out slice of beef jerky.

One thing no one commented on:
SHE IS WEARING A friggin VEST and nothing UNDERNEATH it |on top| of the cutoffs, high heels, and ginormous blue bag. I think she may be a whorrific robot.
What the —-?????

she is so ugly

COULD SUMBODY PLEASE SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THIS WOMAN’S HEAD? SHE LOOKS LIKE A WALKING SKELETON, NOT TO MENTION HER FACE LOOKS LIKE HALF/MAN HALF/DOG.

Hey Niki (#114),

You can own one too, for only

She does have small legs but they look good on her

Put a fork in her… she’s done- She looks like an overcooked roast, sick!

Great legs and shoes, bad boob job (skinny chicks look terrible with implants, they look like orange halves stuck to her chest) gross looking fake hair and weird face, too much collegen in the lips…she used to be hot, WTF happened? Her skin resembles an old pair of boots.

Well, when your face is so rotten you should indeed tried to draw the attention on your legs… but then her legs are so skinny and disgusting. She is just rotten. Go hide yourself.

i really wonder if anyone on this site has ever looked in the mirror she has an amazing body

Biatcho,

Well, you’re the one who reads US Weekly….

Alright first of all, shut the fuck up to everyone who is saying that she is ugly..my god i would love to have everyone of you post a picture of yourselves on here so that we could all criticize all the little flaws that you must have…ok so she has a “pug” nose? wat the fuck is that anyways, I’m pretty sure that people aren’t too focused on little details like that. The girl has an amazing body and she’s gorgeous. If in fact she does have an eating disorder, its’ not something to “get over” like someone mentioned above. Honestly, shut the fuck up, you make it seem like having an eating disorder at her age is her way of getting attention, christ. It pisses me off immensely. An eating disorder is serious, so don’t treat it as if it’s not. To wrap things up, i’m saying to all the people that have nothing better to do than pick apart at gorgeous celebrities….GET A FUCKING LIFE! you all must obviously not have one if you have to critique ms beckham in hopes of making yourselves feel better.

She is such a dipstick!!!! There is a term for her and it’s “ATTENTION SEEKER”… I’ll bet in the next couple of years she’ll be on some tripe reality tv show, so that people can get to know, “the real her”, Yeah right, all the pouting and posturing and body alterations etc… There is absoloutley nothing about this sad little woman that is real!

she is hot!!!
her legs r hot
her face is hot
her butt is not hot
but she is still hot

Love to spread her legs as wide as they will go and plunge my meat in up to the hilt with one thrust. Then to finish I would suck on her small cone shaped titties !