Victoria Beckham is super huge in Britain, but she’s barely made a blip in the United States and has turned to tipping off paparazzi and staging events for attention.
She staged a bizarre publicity visit Monday to the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood, accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a “decoy.” How cheeky! The paparazzi were tipped off and waiting.
How sad. When I was desperate for attention as a kid I just drew on the walls with crayon. Maybe she should try that. Or sleep with the star quarterback. That works pretty well in movies too. I’m just full of useful advice!
And here’s Victoria Beckham getting conveniently stopped by the police Tuesday with her entire film crew and 100 million bystanders.
hahahah #27. amazingly true.
i seriously hate this woman/thing.
Typical Brit skank.
Who the hell are the suits? They guy in pic 10 isn’t half bad……
adeliza:
The correct dictionary term for “bint” is:
Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; Joanne Guest.
And then…
slapper n.
Slag; dirty woman. She who has been around a bit. From the Yiddish schlepper meaning literally ‘I don’t fancy yours much’.
bint is best used in a snearing manner ala “that girl Davids married is a right fucking bint, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.”
More great british swearing explained here:
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_front_index.php
Remember the Boston tea party? Well it’s payback time bitches…
Who is she, and why do we care?
She looks like someone desperate for attention… a little girl wearing mommy’s shoes and nobody notices.
I wish I could import her into Grand Theft Auto so I could offer her as a bribe to both the black and asian gangs at the same time then refuse and start a race war over Posh Spice.. then waste everyone anyway.. god I love the USA
Why would any of the media want to follow her around. She is just a bag of bones with a clump of hair. Although, the glow in the dark bra is kind of interesting. I think I’ll buy one to wear next Halloween, so I won’t get run over.
Why would any of the media want to follow her around. She is just a bag of bones with a clump of hair. Although, the glow in the dark bra is kind of interesting. I think I’ll buy one to wear next Halloween, so I won’t get run over.
RE the suits: yeah, at least one of them is pretty smokin’.
Her hair looks fuckin awful. If you’re that damn rich, the least you can do is have fabulous hair. Catherine Zeta Jones can do it, why can’t this dummy? It’s like she went to the most expensive salon and asked them to make her look as shitty as possible. She shouldn’t be blonde, it makes her look even more like an Oompa Loompa than usual.
2nd row 1st pic. That cop is staring holes in that skanks tits.
#54 Mr. Jolly, a right proper thank you sir! This southern girl here needed educating to your terminology! Can’t wait to access the site. I need some fresh insults in my arsenal.
#55….We’ll all just dress up like ooompah loopas and chunk her back into the candy vat from which she crawled out.
Check out the neon bra. Where does one even find that?
There’s a place at the mall called “Whores, Etc.”
They have a ton of them.
AFJ
Holy fuck, that cop looks like he should be driving a walker not a hog…then again he’s talking to one.
I dont know what you all are talkin about.. she is gorge! beutiful!
Who the hell is Victoria Beckham??????
it looks like she had time to change her belt also…
Victoria Beckham may be super huge in Britain but we still mostly hate her and think she is a skank!
Posh might be very well-known in the UK, but that’s only because she married (and somehow has managed to keep a tight grip on) David Beckham…. she’s not generally liked, and certainly not respected, as she is a talentless wannabe with a penchant for looking like freaky skeleton with skin. This whole US thing is not just about David and his ‘soccer’…. she has no hope of resurrecting her previous ‘success’ in the UK in any way whatsoever (maybe not even in the whole of Europe!)
Victoria, no longer able to please David as well in the bed, suggested that they play with some ‘sex toys’ to spice up their sex.
David jumped at this idea, little did she know that, that dildo she bought wasn’t planned to be used on her when she got home.
OMG! She’s starting to look like an Olsen twin. Gross!
Britain can have this bitch back..
and Britain can kiss my ass…
what a loser,has to call the press
to get exposure..
Ewww! Look at her feet and her knees! Is she wearing her fat grandma’s stockings or something?
What a bored,sad bitch.She’s almost as pathetic as that ugly freak from the U.K Jordan.
Victoria,yes,u don’t eat & you have bleached your hair,but,you will never make it in the states.You would have to have talent & an actual career,not just famous for sucking David Beckham’s cock, although i wouldn’t mind.
Eat a sandwich, for crying out loud!!!
She has learned from her friend Tom Cruise! He is the BEST when it comes to drumming up his own publicity and tipping off the papp. David B. is probably fucking Tom.
this is sad, and shes sad.
the nose is soooo distracting
My god what a mess. She is going from bad to worse. Look at the state of her feet, got a pretty ambitious chest to have the waist of a 7 year old. Freaky!!
Thank ferk she has gone to the US, sorry folks, but most of us brits will be holding street party’s now the skinny talentless tasteless bitch has fecked off to the US.
Hey adamK she wont make it in the US because she has no talent well lets take a look at some of the celebs here oh we have the famous Paris Hilton and what is she famous for….yup thats right getting drunk and dancing on tables how about nicole Richie being Paris’ friend need I go further. For her defense she had the whole camera crew and everything for her show on NBC and I have a feeling that she will become talked about here in the US just like the UK.
..so nice to read people making sense….i dunno why people hate her BUT she’s gotta go. She has just got to become less noticed right. If you are not getting attention for the right reason..you gotta get less attention.
Lots of people in this country not using their mental prowess to it’s full potential. She tends to aid them. Loving the humour here. Thank god for like minded folk.
Killing me with the straight talk.
Now the “Pouting Insecure Supa Bitch” has left the UK for LA, The poor American Public have my full sympathy. David, sort your life out and now in LA for go for a “Real Woman”, preferabley an A lister actress. This would surely KILL little miss bitch Victoria, I HOPE. Then I would Have great pleasure pulling down knickers to shit and piss all over her grave. Just disappear Victoria, you insecure, ugly, pouting major bitch.
oh my lady gaga