Victoria Beckham is super huge in Britain, but she’s barely made a blip in the United States and has turned to tipping off paparazzi and staging events for attention.
She staged a bizarre publicity visit Monday to the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood, accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a “decoy.” How cheeky! The paparazzi were tipped off and waiting.
How sad. When I was desperate for attention as a kid I just drew on the walls with crayon. Maybe she should try that. Or sleep with the star quarterback. That works pretty well in movies too. I’m just full of useful advice!
And here’s Victoria Beckham getting conveniently stopped by the police Tuesday with her entire film crew and 100 million bystanders.
Bern | May 24, 2007 at 9:58 am
I picture her screaming, “I was a bloody Spice Girl you wanker,” at the cop and him just staring blankly back at her as he tries to soak her in for later masturbation purposes …
first | May 24, 2007 at 9:58 am
first bitches.
first | May 24, 2007 at 10:01 am
first donkeys
1MILFhunter | May 24, 2007 at 10:03 am
Publicity stunt?? She just dropped by for a new 12″ nubby vibrating jelly dong. She wore the last one out.
Fifth Stooge | May 24, 2007 at 10:03 am
This should garner a bevy of comments.
Spud | May 24, 2007 at 10:04 am
Stupid. Fucking. Bitch
Zee Brat | May 24, 2007 at 10:04 am
Woah. Look at the picture with her and the cop standing, full bodied, in front of the motorcycle and car. Scroll down to their legs. They look so photoshopped onto that background for some strange reason.
mrs.t | May 24, 2007 at 10:05 am
Zira!
WallyBungo | May 24, 2007 at 10:05 am
speaking of xylophones…more like a marimba here.
gooniesneversaydie | May 24, 2007 at 10:08 am
Cop: ID please.
Posh: I’m Posh Spice.
Cop: Who?
Posh: I am married to David Beckham. He plays soccer.
Cop: Soccer?
Posh: I am really famous.
Cop: Can I please see some ID? Who are you?
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 10:08 am
Damn this bitch looks kooky. She used to be cute, but has evolved into a freak with weird skin. Wonder why Beckhamn stays with her? Could it be love??!?!?!?
innerdrama.com | May 24, 2007 at 10:09 am
lol is she getting popped by the cops cause she keeps driving on the wrong side of the road? silly brits!
http://www.innerdrama.com
gooniesneversaydie | May 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
That one scary paparazzo looks like Jason Giambi.
I guess the Yankees finally released him.
reptilicus | May 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID LIMEY CUNT.
mibbs | May 24, 2007 at 10:12 am
Poor thing. She heard that store just got in the new Tom Cruise strapon, David insisted on buying one immediately, and this is the thanks she gets.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 10:12 am
She’s so odd looking. At least she covered up those square awkward breasts.
JMack | May 24, 2007 at 10:12 am
I dont see what the big deal about this chick is…. she aint hot.
booooooring.. she isnt even worth following. Id have more fun seeing pictures of people throwing bologna at britney spears’ ass.
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 24, 2007 at 10:13 am
# 11….no it’s not love it’s just his cover so nobody realises how much he loves men…
Kamihi | May 24, 2007 at 10:16 am
ugh I can just imagine this stupid whore doing something like this, she was always tipping off the paps here too, but we HATE her don’t mistake she’s popular here we cannot stand the bloody trollop. UGH.
djthecat | May 24, 2007 at 10:16 am
i think her HEAD looks photoshopped. but any-who, cute haircut…
Boba Fett | May 24, 2007 at 10:17 am
Which one was she again?
Skanky Spice?
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 10:24 am
why is it that all fucking cops have mustaches?
luce | May 24, 2007 at 10:25 am
who is that guy sitting next to her? he should be the one the paps focus on! way hotter than posh!
1MILFhunter | May 24, 2007 at 10:27 am
#22 – because so many wanted to be porn stars.
YouRang | May 24, 2007 at 10:27 am
#21 I think she was “Make a dildo flaccid spice”
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 10:30 am
#18 AH! But what about that chick in Spain who he supposedly had phone sex with? Remember, the “crisis” in their marriage a few years back? Rebecca Loos I think it was. Do you think she’s really a man? wink, wink.
WowJustWow | May 24, 2007 at 10:38 am
She has the face of an unborn pig.
Wowaweewa | May 24, 2007 at 10:43 am
I’m glad she’s doing so bad in America, so so bad. Keep up the Posh hate, she’s had far too much undeserved adoration from idiots and press in UK I’m glad to see she’s getting none of it in US!! Keep it up damn it!!!
CHA | May 24, 2007 at 10:49 am
@10 that’s hilarious. and probably accurate.
Jimbo ? | May 24, 2007 at 10:49 am
Where do you buy those neon yellow bras?
lambman | May 24, 2007 at 10:50 am
Yep its a bad idea because we all know American’s will never read tabloid news about somebody who’s famous for no reason and doesn’t really have a job so much as show up at red carpets.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 10:53 am
Right next to the blow-up dolls, Jimbo. So you wouldn’t have to make an extra trip!
Dean | May 24, 2007 at 10:55 am
“Spice up your life!” :|
Jimbo | May 24, 2007 at 10:57 am
Veggi – Thank you. I already have a nice collection of blowup dolls. I even put your name on one of them.
What are you bagging on me for?
MrJolly | May 24, 2007 at 10:57 am
As Tony Handcock said “we’ve exported some rubbish in our time but nothing like this”
Ever seen her smile? She looks like a village idiot. She’s horrifically skinny and a talentless bint. Oh and her old mans bloody overated as a footballer as well.
America, just say no to the beckhams, we know you won’t let us down.
Adelzia: Until she reproduced I believed the same, I’m still not convinced about the pair of them together..
Sydney Bristol | May 24, 2007 at 11:02 am
Does she have a reality show? Should be about as interesting as Katie & Pedro.
Cop: Mrs. Becker, please remove the mask
Posh: It’s Beckham you fucking wanker
Cop: You talk like Jack McFarland.
Posh: Do one, you cunt.
Cop: Lol.
stupidnakedpeople.com | May 24, 2007 at 11:07 am
if she wants to be noticed sge should make a sex tape… id watch
ToiletDuck | May 24, 2007 at 11:10 am
Bleeaaahh…
She is so fucking gross – I could walk 10 feet in any direction and find 5 chicks hotter than this bonerack….I’d rather fuck her husband…
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 11:14 am
Jimbo- that wasn’t me. Some fucktard troll. Imagine that.
Chauncey Gardner | May 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
I never liked Dogface Spice. I was always partial to the red one, Ginger, even though she was really obnoxious. And sorta fat. But, being really obnoxious – and sorta fat – is much better than being 1,000,000% ugly like Dogface, there.
blpressure | May 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
They got it the wrong way round. She was the decoy for the blow up doll, many more people want to fuck the doll, and get it’s autograph.
wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
#25 – That HAS to be the funniest post I’ve read all week. Thanks for making my day with that one.
star69 | May 24, 2007 at 11:32 am
I feel really sorry for Beckham. He can have any hot chick but has to come home to THAT. Whatever THAT is. And what’s with that hair? Is that supposed to be sexy? Cuz its not
star69 | May 24, 2007 at 11:34 am
Beckam has to be geh. No other explanation why he’d keep THAT in the house.
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 11:34 am
#35 Mr Jolly…What’s a Bint? If it’s rude enough, I might start using that word!
Edan | May 24, 2007 at 11:44 am
Bobblehead stick insect.
Batsie | May 24, 2007 at 11:45 am
Sorry 2 rain on your….
The “posh” woman was her look-a-like from the UK.
kini | May 24, 2007 at 11:50 am
Stupid Turnip head!
AFJ | May 24, 2007 at 11:57 am
****TRAFFIC TICKET*****
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NAME: Victoria Beckham
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AKA: Posh Spice
AKA: Limey Cunt
AKA: Robo-tits
AKA: Blight on Society
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VIOLATION: Being a useless piece of flesh; Refusing to piss off; Desperately milking last 10 seconds of her 15 minutes of fame; Etc.
ManiacFive | May 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
I feel like i should apologise for foisting this grapefruit tittied waste of skin on our american cousins. But frankly, you guys are doing a much better job of ignoring her than we did.
Hopefully Tom will get his oggyboogie scientology claws into David, and David will follows Tom’s teaching and keep her locked in their basement out of sight