Victoria Beckham wants attention


Victoria Beckham is super huge in Britain, but she’s barely made a blip in the United States and has turned to tipping off paparazzi and staging events for attention.

She staged a bizarre publicity visit Monday to the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood, accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a “decoy.” How cheeky! The paparazzi were tipped off and waiting.

How sad. When I was desperate for attention as a kid I just drew on the walls with crayon. Maybe she should try that. Or sleep with the star quarterback. That works pretty well in movies too. I’m just full of useful advice!

And here’s Victoria Beckham getting conveniently stopped by the police Tuesday with her entire film crew and 100 million bystanders.

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