Victoria Beckham posed outside the Louvre in Paris wearing what appear to be shoulder pads and a hoochie outfit complete with hard nips. And when I say shoulder pads, I don’t mean like the shoulder inserts from the 80′s, I mean like the ones they use in the NFL. My penis and I are confused. Is she making a statement that says she’s into hard lovin’ but is responsible and wears proper safety gear? Or did I miss some sort of weird, slutty European football game? I don’t know whether to be turned on or throw a tailgate party. I got it! I’ll make some nachos and hire a stripper. Wow, I’m like MacGyver!
ashley | October 9, 2007 at 11:17 am
ewwww…her nips scare me
meemo | October 9, 2007 at 11:18 am
too many sharp edges…
Giggles | October 9, 2007 at 11:18 am
Are we still talking about her?
lifeless | October 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
spooky looking statue
Jim Kennedy | October 9, 2007 at 11:20 am
SKANK HO BITCH SLUT WHORE
Ted from LA | October 9, 2007 at 11:21 am
I’d like to see her loosen her shoe straps and jump head first to the pavement below. She should at least wear mime makeup when she does shit like this.
veggi | October 9, 2007 at 11:23 am
a vun, a two, a thee. muahahaha.
hokkin' for a lookin' | October 9, 2007 at 11:24 am
In pic #4 the chick in the background with the glove in her mouth is way cuter and fashion savvy. Victoria looks like a PIRATE HOOKER!
jEnsmo | October 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
I agree with #1……those nips could be confused for her trying to shoplift softballs glued to basketballs
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
Woo, I almost screamed out loud because I thought those weasels under her shirt were going to jump out and attack me. Oh, wait, those are her tits.
Bra master | October 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
Bras with holes where the nipples are, push-up bras, padded bras and plain old falsies can work wonders . . .
Me | October 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
I don’t understand what people see in this woman… Her tits look like they are made out of rock. I bet she can’t even sleep on her stomach. Those things would be poking her in the ribs and keeping her head elevated off of the pillow… She looks so…plastic.
miggs | October 9, 2007 at 11:27 am
Picture 8, bald guy on the left. Look at his expression. Absolutely priceless.
boobies | October 9, 2007 at 11:28 am
GROSS and those are really thick nipples, normally tnips look like pencil eraser heads but hers look like the ends of baby carrots. Maybe it was from breast feeding those three little future soccer champs. I forgot can silicone filled tata’s produce milk?
In any case I don’t think someone this slutty should have been allowed to breast feed 3 boys, there’s just something really wrong about that.
Spongebob Gangsta | October 9, 2007 at 11:30 am
Notice there are no paparazzi around her like pigeons blasting pictures of her. Not many know who she is.
They ones that ARE taking pics all wonder “How did Marilyn Mansons wardrobe mannequin come to life?” Technology!
Beyond Help | October 9, 2007 at 11:34 am
Can’t help myself – but I fancy her in this set of pictures. May be I have a (secret?) doll fetish, or maybe it’s the childhood in England. Either way, she’s doing it for me right about now!
A | October 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
She was so sexy as a Spice Girl. What fucking planet did she go to after that? Seriously. What planet?
Jumpin_J | October 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
My question is why isn’t she using protection around those nips? She can poke someone’s eyes out with those things. The children! We have to think of the children!
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
FEMBOT ALERT!!!!!
Wow, those things are weapons. No wonder beckham has so many tattoos. o cover all the scars be gets from Posh’s glass cutters.
Pure Loving Godly Person | October 9, 2007 at 11:37 am
You have to give her credit. Anyone who can stand there in the middle of a crowd looking that ridiculous has got a lot of nerve. Although I doubt she is fully aware of just how absurd, and contrived everything she does looks to other people. She is the ‘Posh Spice’ so she maybe just having fun living up to that cartoon character image she feels everyone expects of her.
KamUK | October 9, 2007 at 11:38 am
Oh God please never put this witchy ugly horror on here again, I want to divorce her can’t we throw her OUT of Britain I do not want this ugly useless woman associated with MY country.
Sidney | October 9, 2007 at 11:39 am
Posh does not know how to dress elegant, classy, or sexy. She looks like a whore; in fact, I believe I saw a whore almost wearing the same outfit on Sunset Blvd in LA, except the whore on Sunset did not have should pads.
zuzuspetals | October 9, 2007 at 11:40 am
*What* is she doing?
Of all the celebutards, she is the one I can most easily imagine standing in front of the mirror at home most of the day making “sexy” faces and figuring out new poses for the camera. Jessica Simpson would also do this.
Both of them make Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson seem like interesting, authentic, fully-formed human beings by comparison.
V | October 9, 2007 at 11:41 am
She looks like some alien manga character. Let’s hope she ends raped by a demon monster with lots of tentacles (possibly each with an eye at the end).
SheSickensMe | October 9, 2007 at 11:42 am
It is amazing how they trained a pig to stand on two legs with cloven hooves jammed into hooker shoes.
BTW, @ 18 – I poked my own eyes out after seeing these pictures.
hendero | October 9, 2007 at 11:42 am
It’s nice the way noted attention whore Posh Spice chooses the same week that the Princess Diana inquest jury have been visiting the Paris Ritz to stay and be prominently photographed at….the Paris Ritz.
I wonder if David Beckham knows his wife’s tits are fake.
Posh Has Cellulite in Back of Her Upper Thighs | October 9, 2007 at 11:42 am
Last summer I went to the UK and spent time in London where I saw a tabloid photo of Posh. It showed her upper back thighs with a lot of ugly cellulite yikes! It is no wonder Posh never takes pictures showing the back of her upper thighs.
FartCloud | October 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
Picture #10. Is she trying to PEE??
wolfboy | October 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
You people are all haters. I would hit that anytime.
veggi | October 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
everybody sing!
my shirt, it has 3 corners
3 corners has my shirt
had not my shirt 3 corners
it would not be my shirt
drewski | October 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
Even though I think Beckham is highly overrated and overpaid, I gotta feel sorry for the dude. He could have pretty much any woman in the world to use as his personal jungle gym, but instead he ends up with this………
Habitual Line Stepper | October 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
#1, 9, &14. Those aren’t nips, those are her tits prior to her breast implants.
hollyj | October 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
Her nipples are EXACTLY the right size to fit into her giant pig nares. Maybe they’re nose plugs.
Texas Tranny | October 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
I love the fuck-me-pumps she’s wearing.
D | October 9, 2007 at 11:49 am
She looks like a pole dancer. The only difference between victoria beckham and a sleazy self centered stripper is budget.
Mike | October 9, 2007 at 11:51 am
Except for the should pads, that outfit is awesome. And I love fake boobs, so I have no complaints about the rest either. And yeah, those shoes are hot.
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 11:52 am
I wonder if she knew the Louvre doesn’t have stripper poles when she selected this “outfit” …
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 11:52 am
TT, I knew you’d love those shoes as soon as I saw them.
Hemlock Queen | October 9, 2007 at 11:53 am
TT! Total, but on her it’s just scary. Take them from her now!!!
I now pronounce Vicki still a FEMBOT!
She was on some stupid photoshoot in Paris for American Elle. That means in a couple of months we’re gonna see her pig nose plastered on the cover of that shiteous magazine. Ugh.
Pig-Snout Spice | October 9, 2007 at 11:57 am
She is hideous, talentless, useless and revolting.
Vince Lombardi | October 9, 2007 at 11:58 am
None of my championship teams ever wore shoulder pads or chest protection or helmet hair like this broad. Hell, we barely wore helmets. During camp in the late summer, we often lined up across from each other without helmets and just crashed our skulls into each other until we bled. Then we laughed and drank beer. Then we watched films about how to avoid the clap. In those films were broads like this one. We were told sex makes the legs weak, and never put your pee-pee in someone who looks like this. For 8 years, none of my players were allowed to have sex. If their wives got pregnant, it was the Lord’s work. Or the milkman’s.
This dame is Satan.
dan | October 9, 2007 at 11:58 am
so when do we get to see this weird chick double penetrated already? that’s the vibe i’m getting – anyone else?
MrSemprini | October 9, 2007 at 11:59 am
But, can she act?…
Man, that doesn’t even look right… I’ve seen Barbie dolls with more personality
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southAfricanhottie | October 9, 2007 at 12:05 pm
she is pointless!!!!
gotnips? | October 9, 2007 at 12:05 pm
20, it’s a photo shoot, so i’m not giving her credit for anything since she’s getting paid.
pansomiere | October 9, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I like that she’s struggling so much now, at whatever it is that she thinks she can do in the acting/modeling area. With that hollowed-out pig nosed face and forehead full of big bumpy zits, not to mention the absurd bolt-ons, it’d be depressing if she somehow “made it”. It’s bad enough that a few people here are talking about wanting to bang her. With a tiny bit of effort you could get into the panties of somebody twice as hot. Go someplace for lunch and flirt with the waitress, you’ll be better off. At least she won’t be popping forehead pimples into your soup.
NoAngel | October 9, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Scary spice, not Posh in these pics.
If she fell off those shoes she’ll need the shoulder pads to keep her from getting a concussion. Won’t help her breaking an ankle. We should be so lucky. Some broken bones would keep her out of sight for a while. That’d be a good thing.
She frightens me.
Auntie Kryst | October 9, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I don’t know, it’s weird but I’m digging her in these pictures. She’s got nice legs. I want to bend her like Beckham, but I’m worried she’ll snap. Still worth trying.
no1justminda | October 9, 2007 at 12:13 pm
How the hell does she walk in those shoes?!?!