Victoria Beckham slips her nipple

September 18th, 2006 // 121 Comments

  1. TaiTai

    @96 yeah but you know it was weird how he kept wanting to “crank up the volume” and “louder louder” even though it was already turned up to 11.

    Besides that microphone in Stallion’s pants isn’t square like that guy’s. His was regular shaped. Pretty much.

  2. Italian Stallion

    @101 It’s more like a didgeeridoo. I know, I know, that’s Australian, but whatever……….

  3. pinky_nip

    @101: I really liked how he kept insisting we “hum” the song and not sing it..

  4. commissioner

    Is that what Clay Aiken looks like? I’ve never seen him. I heard he was a skinny red-haired guy who is quite possibly gay.

    They make a cute couple. Clay’s the catcher, Posh is the pitcher, right?

  5. TaiTai

    Excuse me but you can at least give me props for my excellent Spinal Tap reference! Damn!

  6. pinky_nip

    @105: It was an awesome reference….

    “Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do “Stonehenge” tomorrow?”

  7. TaiTai

    @106 sorry the Stallion got busted coming through customs with his “cucumber.”

  8. Italian Stallion

    It wasn’t a cucumber, it was Italian Sausage. Who knew you couldn’t bring that on a plane?

  9. Amy3000

    To rip a quote from Zoolander “Victoria Beckham: A model idiot”

  10. happy_bunny

    To #27 UNWASHEDMASSES and your boob job surgery descriptions:

    OW! OW! OUCH!!! OW! OW!!!!!

  11. EazyE

    Those 2 would fit right in at the club that turned down Tara Reid.

  12. Audrey H.

    THOSE.
    ARE.
    SERIOUSLY.
    THE.
    MOST.
    DEFORMED.
    FAKE.
    TITS.
    I.
    HAVE.
    EVER.
    SEEN.

  13. Niara

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL – I’m nearly pissing my pants of laughing when I read your comments :-DDD

    My fake old Barbie dolls look ten times better than her. I’d rather have no tits than such tits.

  14. fame is funny

    in case no one else said it…wow, david spade has really let himself go.

    further i mean.

  15. fame is funny

    ali g interviews posh and beckham on tv. and asks her if she takes it in the bum.

    hilarity ensues.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc

  16. bond

    that shirt?!?! it looks like he borrowed it from a cast member of the golden girls.
    umm, mr. scary man? dorothy called. she wants her shirt back.

  17. Eye-Dish Lass

    She was and still could be a total cutie….too bad Celebrity Wacked-Out standards make these women think being “Tan-o-rexic” is sexy. Ewwww. And I heard she think she looks ugly when she smiles….THAT is why she doesn’t. She’s a cutie and after having 3 sons she’s got a killer body….she just needs to nourish it. I would eat, f Becks, eat, f Becks, eat on Becks, and oh yeah, F Becks. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

  18. I’d say that seeing Victoria’ nipple is like seeing a dead body nipple.
    Too Manish & Skinny to look hot. I still can not understand why David married her….
    I don’t like her at all!

  19. deweywest

    My gawd – fugly is the best I can give her.

  20. Claude Balz

    I’m just astounded that this anorexic, fake-tanned, grapefruit-tittied, sourpuss insecure little has-been skank is still relevant. Who the fuck cares about this whore that she stays in the public eye?

  21. wow, that’s like a huge lumpy mole…

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