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Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 2:24 pm
first
JohnniePolo | September 18, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Beckham didn’t bend it
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Oh yeah. Those look real…
CelebSlam.com | September 18, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Her nipple reminds me of the cap on top of a gallon of milk. It’s the only thing keeping the silicon in.
http://www.celebslam.com
sweety | September 18, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Oh, well… if she likes fake boobs…!!
diddleysquat | September 18, 2006 at 2:29 pm
She is Milftastic
biatcho | September 18, 2006 at 2:30 pm
She looks like Robert Smith from the Cure. Except more manly.
popcornsuite | September 18, 2006 at 2:31 pm
My Gawd. Doesn’t she ever smile??
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 2:33 pm
That is the nicest nipple that I have ever seen on a piece of citrus fruit.
Too bad she has so much botox in her face that she can’t make any expressions.
JohnniePolo | September 18, 2006 at 2:34 pm
who the hell is the inferno she’s clinging to??
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Oddly, I have a hankering for a rubber chicken for dinner tonight.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Tell me that is not Beckham that she is holding on to! WTF is up with that shirt? No wonder she is pissed!
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 18, 2006 at 2:35 pm
I promised I wouldn’t tell anybody that I licked her left testicle, and I’m going to keep my promise!
Binky | September 18, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Dave has really let himself go since England dropped him from the squad.
(But it does look like he might have on a CK wife-beater)
DiabetesExplosion | September 18, 2006 at 2:37 pm
This is the US Of fucking A. No one cares about this English freak of nature.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 2:37 pm
I think that hitting that would be very similar to hitting an inflatable love doll.
Only the love doll would probably be a lot more fun to talk to afterwards, and a bit more lifelike.
Cock-Ninja – she kind of looks like that picture of your sister that you sent me. Hehe!
Adult Underoos | September 18, 2006 at 2:37 pm
who is that gay robot escorting her?
http://www.funderpants.com
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 18, 2006 at 2:48 pm
@16 Ferret:
I was in Dick’s Sporting Goods and I mistook her face for a stiff baseball glove, so I greased it up, fucked the shit out of it, wrote Jim “Catfish” Hunter on her forehead and left.
rochec | September 18, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Wow normally Mr. Superficial is funny…but you must be a faggot for bashing her. She looks absolutely amazing.
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 2:52 pm
She’s got the tits of this cheap Asian porn star I saw in a Chinese Take-In Part 37. Only not as classy or realistic looking. Plus, I think you’d only get away with face-slapping her with the cock juuuust once… she looks like a mean fucking bitch. Dave is obviously the girl in this relationship.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 18, 2006 at 2:57 pm
@20 RichPort:
Did the Asian porn star have Jim “Catfish” Hunter written on her forehead?
Hopeless
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 2:58 pm
#19 – Reminder me never to leave my leather jacket lying around you anywhere… especially if I have tangerines in the chest pocket. I though Terminator looked amazing, but I still wouldn’t wanna fuck ‘em…
Ivana Mandalay | September 18, 2006 at 3:00 pm
that’s the first time I’ve seen her face not look all broken out and spackeled with make-up and grease…
Angry Ferret Jones | September 18, 2006 at 3:00 pm
You are some twisted chinese sporting good sex-havin mother fuckers, mother fuckers!
clown | September 18, 2006 at 3:01 pm
She is the MALE and the FAG she is holding is the FEMALE
since she looks like an evil-faced macho man, tunerd into a monkey all teh time, in all the pics of her entiree life.
Does she smile at least when she comes during sex?
As if she ever could reach an orgasm. Mr. Beckham must be the WOMAN while in bed.
bigponie | September 18, 2006 at 3:05 pm
pic #2
I see TUNA.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 18, 2006 at 3:05 pm
What is it with these rich bitches and their cheap ass fake tits? I bet that dress cost more than her boob job. Her, Tori Spelling, and numberless others wouldn’t blink an eye at dropping 300K for a sports car or lavish vacation/shopping spree, but when it comes to inserting bags of silicone or saline into their chest they bargain shop? Christ, those things aren’t even under the muscle! They sit on her breastbone like Snap-on tools. I bet she even has bad scars. Her butcher… er, I mean surgeon, probably went either under the tit or around the nipple – gifting her with a nice ridge of scar in either place. No belly-button or armpit for Posh, that would cost too much and look too natural. Maybe that’s what it is – they want them to look as fake as absolutely possible so that you know they spent money on them. Just like the orange tans. They look like carrots because they paid for their tans, they didn’t lay out and get it for free like the rest of we vermin.
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 3:05 pm
#25-”Does she smile at least when she comes during sex?
As if she ever could reach an orgasm.”
In her defense, it is hard to orgasm when you have no nerve endings left due to 93.5% of your body being botox soaked plastic.
Brain Embolism | September 18, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Wow, with the Superfish having a niece…
That means* he’s a human.
jane's eyre | September 18, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Posh’s “Fierce” look is what scares away the food.
LilRach | September 18, 2006 at 3:18 pm
She aint bad – would look so much better if she smiled though. I seen these pics like two days ago. I say bring the hair extensions back it takes the attention off the sour face.
Skönflicka | September 18, 2006 at 3:24 pm
@15 – You’re American and your nickname is DiabetesExplosion !! Clever !!
Victoria Adams looks like a rat. A male rat.
She never taught of plastic surgery … on her face ? And who’s the giant fag ?
Irritated Crotch | September 18, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Check out this close up of her face. It looks like an orange rind.
http://posh-madness.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=12724&fullsize=1
Star Maker Machinery | September 18, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Haha nice shirt that guy is wearing … looks like the wallpaper from grandma’s house. When did David Beckham morph into a gay Lancashire hairdresser?
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#27-”Christ, those things aren’t even under the muscle!”
She has msucles? Its hard to get the implants under the muscle when the person you are doing surgery on looks like Skeletor.
LilRach | September 18, 2006 at 3:48 pm
I see “Cambry” likes to “quote” what everyone says.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 18, 2006 at 4:08 pm
@36 LilRach
I’m trying to figure out when the quote, “She has msucles” was used before?
What the fuck is/are msucles?
Why don’t you msucle my nuts!
Hopeless
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 4:09 pm
God. Sorry for making a typo.
Irritated Crotch | September 18, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I thought msucle’s were very small testicles.
HollyJ | September 18, 2006 at 4:20 pm
@32 – the big fag is BECKHAM
Look closely at that last photo–only the face, not the hair–and TELL ME that wasn’t born a man.
It has a pig nose, the word’s longest filtrum, and no upper lip.
WTF
Cambry | September 18, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I can’t believe that’s Beckham! It looks like that guy from Revenge of the Nerds and ER. Anthony Edwards.
krisdylee | September 18, 2006 at 4:36 pm
That is one tall faggot.
RichPort | September 18, 2006 at 4:43 pm
#21 – Oh shit. I was wondering what the fuck that was. I mean, I didn’t think twice about a Dick’s tag hanging from her, but the ink looked to fresh to be a real autograph…
LDton | September 18, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Ms. Beckham, may I introduce you to Jessica Biel??
Starfruit Gossip | September 18, 2006 at 4:48 pm
I love her friend’s white velcro sneakers though. So sexy.
Mathilda Tómasdóttir | September 18, 2006 at 4:48 pm
He is so gross looking. Like he’s scared steiff or something.
Starfruit Gossip | September 18, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I love her friend’s white velcro sneakers though. So sexy.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 18, 2006 at 4:55 pm
@43 Richport: The ‘Spaulding’ 100% leather should have been a dead give-away. Get it dead give-away?
@46 Mathilda ‘whatthefuckerver’: Have you been taking spelling lessons from Cambry. What the fuck is ‘scared steiff’? Fucking newbees.
Hopeless
Tracie | September 18, 2006 at 4:57 pm
#21, Her face is still in bad shape, check out her forehead in the last three pix. Contrary to Posh’s belief, lathering body glitter all over yourself does NOT improve your complexion.
Tracie | September 18, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Oops, comment was in re: to #23. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue…