Victoria Beckham sleeps in the nude

December 5th, 2007 // 76 Comments

Victoria Beckham sleeps in the buff, according to the latest issue of Elle magazine. Victoria says “I sleep naked. I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night.” That would almost be hot if she weren’t entirely made of plastic. Victoria talked to Elle about her life and where she’s at now with the Spice Girls and designing clothes:

On somehow being a Spice Girl:
“It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a ‘natural.’ You know, I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.”

On being a fashion designer:
“I work seven days a week. And I so love what I’m doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That’s their perception-that I’m a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about.”

On finding out she’s popular on Halloween:
“Someone told me I’m going to feature big this year with the drag queens.” She loves this. “I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out. I don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.”

“I’m such a gay man trying to get out.” Okay, I get it now. That’s why Tom Cruise is so obsessed with these people. It’s like a giant light bulb just went off above my head. That usually only happens when I realize the strip club is open 24/7 and has free chicken wings. *ding* Oh! There it is again. Looks I just solved the mystery of what’s for lunch. I wonder if Albert Einstein felt this smart after he did all that science stuff.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Lady Sin

    She called herself a *gay man*???
    That line’s gonna follow her around for the rest of her life!

  2. jjkjkh;'g]

    this bitch is brainless. and her husband is the kind of idiot prole that gets sleave tattoo. their kids are probably sub-human.

  3. Everytime I see a picture spoiled with your person on it I must say:
    It’s quite a miracle that the david-asshole of you didn’t “JOIN” more FUCKERS besides the rebecca loos-girl and tommy “LOUZY” cruise. I guess david “sleeps and fucks” also in another room because of his SNOORING!!

  4. 12:51

    well at least she admits she’s not natural … it’s kinda like a step in the right direction though i don’t know what direction that is but ..i’m going to give up

  5. jacknasty

    I think she always sounds refreshingly honest in interviews.

  6. toma

    is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com.you know it is a site for rich women to seek handsome boys.

  7. sidv

    She may be naked but the lights are definitely off. With a face like that you try to draw attention away by showing off your body . But with a body like hers that would not be advisable. I love how she doesn’t care what anybody thinks; hence all the plastic surgery and 10 lbs. of makeup. You know who doesn’t care what anybody thinks – Amy Winehouse, missing tooth and all.

  8. Sebastián

    “I’m such a gay man trying to get out”

    Yeah… That will be fun for your husband in the locker room.

    So she’s an artificial naked gay man… She’s not a Barbie! She’s a Ken!

  9. haha

    Lmao….what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?

  10. haha

    Lmao….what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?

  11. haha

    Lmao….what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?

  12. amy

    She’ s not the best. That’s an understatement of the year. When you’re the least talented of the Spice Girls, that would make you devoid of any talent, wouldn’t it? Judging by her idiotic getup, she’s not the best fashion designer and judging by her husband cheating on her, she’s not that good at being nude.

  13. shelly78945

    victoria is so sexy when she is on the stage. fantastic performance! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugardaddyMeet.com. you know the site is a rich men seeking fun site. but she is always in a good relationship with Beckham, maybe just someone joiking on her.

  14. No fake balloons, please

    Are those two baseballs on her chest?

  15. laura

    Was Jan Adams her surgeon. That would explain why they are so asymmetrical. Or is this how all the fabulous London jetsetters are having their boobs done this season. Just so I know what to tell my plastic surgeon -one is supposed to look like a muscular peck and one like a tennis ball.

  16. Brett

    She looks so much hotter without those silicone implants and stupid bleached hair. Now she looks way more natural and sexy.

    All she needs to do now is to tune down her make up and get a more natural hair cut and she’ll be gorgeous.

  17. BunnyButt

    Never thought I’d say this, but I was kind of missing the Posh posts and was rather happy to see one this morning. I even watched some Posh “documentary” last night (What’s Eating Posh?). What the hell is wrong with me?!?? BTW, sleeping nude is no big news. I’ve been doing so my entire adult life and am guessing a lot more people do so than are willing to admit.

  18. Unlaid Avenger

    Tries way too hard to be quotable and interesting. .. Violently thin.. Incapable of casual, relaxed look….looks tense, high-maintenance and ambitious. She needs to fatten up, laugh more and boink far less desirable men… like moi!!

  19. s0fa

    wow, how deluded is she. saying u suck at life and that being a fashion designer consists of shopping everyday. she’s so made up, no wonder why no one takes her seriously

  20. O, she is so lovely and pretty,
    looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?

  21. IWONKY

    He needs a dermatologist to work on that rough, poisoned skin on his face.

  22. Ms.Brookey

    She hasn’t eaten since 1997. I can’t believe she could ever get pregnant. Maybe they are the nannies kids! I don’t fucking care this is relevant!

  23. NYLON Annie

    Liar, Liar Pants on Fire. Oh, Victoria, You soooooooo do care what people think.

    The whole Rebecca Loos Drama and all your staged scenes with your husband invalidate the statement that you ” don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.”

    Please, please piss off we are tired of you and your silly pretenious existence.

  24. dagodfather

    She needs to go back to where she came from and never return! She was done along time ago and she’s not to bright if ya heard her interviews! Leave David, soccer Rocks! I say we deport her!

  25. santosh

    The garmenst consist of a rope like thing, which is making his boobs up side which looks that it is tight but,,,,,,,,,so sad it is loose and has made it upside to show tight

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