Victoria Beckham sleeps in the nude

The Superficial / December 5, 2007

Victoria Beckham sleeps in the buff, according to the latest issue of Elle magazine. Victoria says “I sleep naked. I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night.” That would almost be hot if she weren’t entirely made of plastic. Victoria talked to Elle about her life and where she’s at now with the Spice Girls and designing clothes:

On somehow being a Spice Girl:
“It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a ‘natural.’ You know, I’ve never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.”

On being a fashion designer:
“I work seven days a week. And I so love what I’m doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That’s their perception-that I’m a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about.”

On finding out she’s popular on Halloween:
“Someone told me I’m going to feature big this year with the drag queens.” She loves this. “I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out. I don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.”

“I’m such a gay man trying to get out.” Okay, I get it now. That’s why Tom Cruise is so obsessed with these people. It’s like a giant light bulb just went off above my head. That usually only happens when I realize the strip club is open 24/7 and has free chicken wings. *ding* Oh! There it is again. Looks I just solved the mystery of what’s for lunch. I wonder if Albert Einstein felt this smart after he did all that science stuff.

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