Victoria Beckham quits The Spice Girls

February 4th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Victoria Beckham revealed her decision to quit The Spice Girls yesterday. In an exclusive interview with News of the World (Larry King must’ve been busy) Posh Spice lays out her decision to get off the “Girl Power” train:

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry.

“I’m putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month.
“It’s the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together.”

I guess having your chest groped by Melanie Brown isn’t as glamorous as it looks. Well, good luck to Victoria Beckham. With her keen fashion sense, Victoria’s set to corner the market of clothing specifically tailored for Ethiopians with breast implants.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Nuh uh, #38 was making fun of all the people who claim first and such.
    #40 was making fun of 38, but like all number idiots do, claimed #39 when they ended up being #40. It had nothing to do with either of us.

  2. D. Richards

    I wasn’t…

    Ass.

    P.S. You have any nude pictures?

  3. D. Richards (Puppet.)

    That homosexual.

  4. D. Richards (Puppet.)

    ‘I might be a big baby! But I’lll Screeeaaammmm in youur eeeeaaaarrrrrr!’

    #40. What a giant penis.

  5. Lame

    #43 – we got it the first 100 times. When you see Hillary, ask her if she has a plan to widen the White House doors so that her fat ass can fit.

  6. Gos - Gos

    Bunch of OLD HAGS singing. These ugly old has beens will do anything for PR. They are as exciting and fresh as Pogs.

  7. What

    WTF, I didn’t know Posh was a white woman. So, she’s just a want-a-be with a really dark tan.

    What a fake slut. I hope her man is out with TC right now.

  8. Nathan Sprinkle

    The spice girls… Broke up again!?!?!? No!… hey look a penny, pennys are really cool because you can do all sorts of things with them, none of which involve using them for money. You can throw them at things, glue them to things…

  9. andyalsg

    love spicy girls. I saw many celebs including them at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”Searching Millionaire dot com”recently. seems they are feeling loney though they are famous.

  10. andyalsg

    love spicy girls. I saw many celebs including them at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”Searching Millionaire dot com”recently. seems they are feeling loney though they are famous.

  11. Em

    Thank god! No more Spice Girls.

    And that line about the Ethiopians was great, Fish.

  12. misery bunny

    unless she was looking, i doubt victoria knows her breast was even touched. looking at her tits is like looking a wall of tractor tires. if they explode, they’ll take a few with them.

    to anyone who’s had breast implants (or cock implants or whatever implants), is there any sensitivity left in those areas?

  13. carly

    she’s really not very fashionable in my opinion. lol

  14. tom petty and the lipsinkers

    Suggestion Posh Spice (aka supermodel in her own mind)…keep your day job….ie self absorbed rich bitch with absolutely no talent or fashion sense.

  15. The sham, sorry I meant tour’s over as the made their $20million each in London so no need to fanny around Bejing and Sydney is there – mission accomplished.

    Oh…. sorry did people really think it’s all love, chums, families, babies and ‘friendship never ends”

    …pah….

    incidentally image 4 is probably the most horrid image ever in the history of the camera aye ya bass!

  16. She’s quitting the Spice Girls after their reunion tour? They aren’t even together. What exactly is she quitting? I guess that is just more of a promise that there won’t be another Spice Girls reunion tour? wtf?

  17. Lisa

    Oh wow.

    So now her desperately needed 15 seconds of fame are over.

    And now she wants to venture into fashion?? Puh-leeze!! I remember her saying how she loved singing and how it was her “passion”. Boy, does she move on quickly!
    And that mummified blow-up doll doesn’t have any fashion sense. She tries to look classy, but ends up looking like skanky eurotrash. How pathetic.

    And now we await for her next 15 seconds of fame …

  18. zuzuspetals

    She’s the one who should be called Scary Spice

  19. She’s so effing ugly.

  20. hayleeeUK

    since when has she been in fashion??! Uh she cant sing , she looks awkward on stage and if she is “in fashion” it sure isnt her actually sitting down and designing anything, i wish she would just go away!

  21. ?

    OK SHE MAY BE UGLY, BUT HE IS HOT AND THEY CERTAINLY GOT STYLE. BEST DRESSED COUPLE ON THE PLANET.
    I WOULD REALLY TRADE AWAY MY LOOKS TO BE AS UGLY AS HER BUT BE RICH TOO.
    CLOTHES ARE IMPORTANT TOO YOU KNOW.

  22. ?

    PS 21 she looks nothing like that old faggot. since when did he have lips and a pig nose. though dresses he did have. and heels too.

  23. M&M

    She is a modern day Cruella Deville

  24. I would imagine fucking her would be like sticking your dick in a bag full of chicken bones.

  25. anastasia

    WOW! she wants to be a fashion icon but walks around with orange body and different coloured face. is it just me or she tried to be a porcelian doll? looks wrong and horrid!!! fake fake fake

  26. maria

    she’s an ugly bitch. trying to get publicity.

  27. Karo

    imagine how good that black lacy dress would look on someone who actually has a female body.

  28. erikku

    she s really selfish and think that she s perfect
    but she was the worst singer in spice girls and now she doesnt look like a human with all surgery

  29. dagodfather

    I really would just like her to go away! There is absoultly nothing special about her! GO back To England, we don’t want you here!

  30. andrew

    I LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM…I THINK ITS GREAT THAT SHE IS GOING THROUGH THE STEPS TO ACHIEVE HER GOAL IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY.

    SHE’S NOT OUT PARTING AND GETTING DRUNK ALL THE TIME…SHE’S FOCUSED ON HER CAREER AND FAMILY AND DRESSING WELL IN THE PROCESS!

  31. Hi,

    Does anyone know if there is any truth behind Victoria Beckham’s reported trampoline obsession?

    Thanks

    J

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