Victoria Beckham quits The Spice Girls

February 4th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Victoria Beckham revealed her decision to quit The Spice Girls yesterday. In an exclusive interview with News of the World (Larry King must’ve been busy) Posh Spice lays out her decision to get off the “Girl Power” train:

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more. I’m in the fashion industry.

“I’m putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month.
“It’s the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together.”

I guess having your chest groped by Melanie Brown isn’t as glamorous as it looks. Well, good luck to Victoria Beckham. With her keen fashion sense, Victoria’s set to corner the market of clothing specifically tailored for Ethiopians with breast implants.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. poop in my pants

    first!!

  2. matt

    FIRST

    This whole Spice Girls saga is now 110% lame.

  3. Snarf

    PIZZA!!!!!!!!

    GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!!!!!!!!

  4. Benn0x

    Haha glad she left. She had the worst voice out of all of them.

  5. dorito man

    I’m sure she will set the fashion world on fire..

  6. Tyallie

    Oh, whatever. When this tour started she was acting like all she wanted was to be back in the band. This is a blatant publicity stunt. Boo.

  7. meh

    Does anybody really care?

  8. WHO CARES??? Anyone who would buy a ticket to any of those idiotic shows ought to be castrated so they can’t breed.

    Oh, #1 & 2 – you are both so lame you probably like the Spice Broads.

  9. I don’t care what anybody says. I want Posh’s sparkly outfit..

    And somebody to grab my boob

  10. Auntie Kryst

    Goddamn, it’s happening all over again. This was exactly the same reason John Lennon gave when he quit the Beatles. It’s just sad.

  11. negroes kill

    Who the f.u.c.k still cares about the spice girls?

  12. Bout fricken time.

  13. Nathan

    Why Ethiopians? And, John Lennon left The Beatles to go into fashion?

  14. barack

    FRIST so you’re saying you hate Melanie Brown’s outfit? Fuckin racist.

  15. D. Richards (Megalith.)

    Eagh, who fucking cares?

    Except for Frist, she’s insane for Victoria’s body. But overeaters can’t achieve that kind of frail figure.

  16. p0nk

    fashion industry = victoria beckham signature line of bolt-on chesticles.

  17. Jenn

    “Ethiopians with breast implants.” Well said! I imagine that she has soccerballs implanted in her chest. They look about that hard and round.

  18. “Easy V doesn’t come for free…”

    LOL @ that part.

  19. I hear her twat is titanium. And when you push her clitoris the TV changes channels.

  20. namely

    !! She’s about as good a singer as obama is a real African American. Just not happening either way.

  21. Lipper

    Dude, she looks like David Bowie back in his prime when he was a space alien. This explains SOOO much.

    ..in fact, I have David Bowie’s image on my panties and I think he’s trying to call!

  22. Gerald_Tarrant

    I thought she was in the textile industry, not garments. You know plastic. Like her tits. Oh yeah. So it sucked. It sounded funny in my mind.

  23. Bigheadmike

    blah blah blah

  24. #15 Overeater? Um…no, I’m an UNDEReater. I’m an overDRINKER..

    Get your shit straight, dude..

  25. #15 Overeater? Um…no, I’m an UNDEReater. I’m an overDRINKER..

    Get your shit straight, dude..

  26. Vince Lombardi

    Wait…. the Beatles broke up??? Where the hell was I??? Was it that Pete Best’s idea?! He was always a little shifty-eyed, if you ask me.

  27. tim

    oprah has no credibility……REALLY

  28. nipolian

    I wonder what Grampa Spears thinks about a black woman grabbing a white woman’s boob.

  29. @9 Don’t tease me FRIST..

    The music world will just not be the same with out Posh Spice!!!

  30. hnb

    You will be missed.

    But welcome to fashion :)

    webelowwear dot com

  31. Pancho

    See the bald guy inbetween Posh’s legs? Now look to the left. Do you see what looks like a sausage lump in her tights! It all make sense now!

  32. move to fashion???! one day very soon old VB is going to long for those on-stage band-mate gropings…..

  33. move to fashion???! one day very soon old VB is going to long for those on-stage band-mate gropings…..

  34. move to fashion???! one day very soon old VB is going to long for those on-stage band-mate gropings…..

  35. I’ll take her place. I’m sure I’m every bit as talented as Posh..

  36. Dickhead Richards

    Frist, please, never, ever refer to me as… ‘dude’. Ugh.. Show a little class.

    Alcoholism. Hey, it’s fun shtick!

  37. D. Richards

    Do you purge regularly, Frist?

  38. haha!

    Look at that shit fuckin number tards on here as well.. funny funny shit, go go number tards!! “Dumb fucks” thats the label you are givin on most other sites, sooo funny!

  39. Awww, you are the epitome of class, Crackhead Richards, teach me more?

  40. dumbfuck

    #39 “Dumb Fuck” here, fits well.

  41. gigi scratching her head in puzzlement

    . . o O (well I don’t *remember* hitting the ‘post your comment’ button 3 times…..]

  42. Ript1&0

    Who in the fuck actually eats PIZZA??? Filthy fucking commoner.

    DR, why you pickin’ on FRIST, hon? You can pick on me if you want…

  43. rudy

    good decision by Posh…
    ALSO,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA”s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull “another Lewinski” on the American public…apperently OBAMA’s old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to several of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican’s hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
    I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…It may come back to bite him…if this roomate story is true I don’t think the Republican’s are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!

  44. D. Richards (Moron.)

    Frist, dove, I’ll teach you something alright: The gag. I’m in to ‘mature’.

    #40? Is your name ‘dumbfuck’? Did you mean to direct that towards me, but instead called yourself a ‘dumbfuck’?

  45. #44, why does everything have to be about you? #40, though he was #39, and was making fun of #38. God, your EGO…guess the parenthesis around the last part of your name is fitting..

  46. D. Richards

    Because, Ript, she always calls me out like some sort of a teachers assistant. She should apologize for hurting me.

    And she deserves it.

  47. FRIST There is a new post about Pam Anderson getting naked..

  48. Thank you Jimbo

    And Dick, I was joking!!!!!

  49. Dick Richards

    Frist, that last entry made absolutely no sense. #39 was adding to you, #38. #38, you, was talking about me. Wasn’t he insulting me? If not:

    Tell that faggot to be more specific next time.

  50. D. Richards

    I wasn’t…

    Ass.

    P.S. Any nude pictures?

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