Victoria Beckham looks “really awful naked”

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In the Australian version of Harper’s Bazaar, Victoria Beckham says having three children and losing the baby weight has been tough on her body and that she looks “really awful naked.” She says:

“I’ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked.” Beckham, 32, adds that she has “no bum at all,” despite her appearance in ads for her new fragrance, which she credits to the magic of retouching. Still, all the scrutiny may have soured her a bit on the idea of fame. “Do I wish I could be anonymous?” she says. “Of course. I don’t need to feed my ego that way anymore.”

Nobody looks and dresses they way Victoria Beckham does when they want to remain anonymous. And the reason she looks awful naked is because the plastic surgeon took the Barbie reference doll a little too extreme and had her vagina replaced with a smooth piece of plastic with two swiveling joints on the end for her legs.