Victoria Beckham looks like a Nazi – literally

September 26th, 2007 // 114 Comments
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Victoria Beckham decided it’d be cool to dress like a Nazi as she flew from LA to Japan. Some say she’s basing her look on Tom Cruise’s new role as a Nazi colonel. Victoria and Tom’s wife Katie Holmes are close friends. So close, that Katie is coaching Posh Spice’s career that can’t seem to take off. A source close to Victoria spoke to the The Daily Mail:

“Katie Holmes had been helping her with scripts and perfecting her acting but even that has not helped the situation. Victoria had hoped to be picking and choosing presenting roles too. She had wanted perhaps to guest host on Larry King – in the way that Heather Mills did. But that has not worked out either. She had been hoping that the documentary about the Beckhams moving to America would be made into a series, but it was cut right back too. Victoria had also set her sights on getting the cover of American Vogue but that too has proved elusive. Basically she pinned her hopes on offers of work coming flooding in but that just has not happened.”

Victoria Beckham is making all the right moves. First she seeks advice from Katie Holmes whose career was quietly murdered in its sleep by Tom Cruise – right after he stole Katie’s looks. Then Victoria dresses like a Nazi in public. Smart, smart move. She’s on her way to being the hardest working woman in Hollywood. Posh’s publicist must be the best in the biz. Or a ham sandwich. I can’t decide.


  1. poopsnake

    Oh, and fuck what the jews think.

  2. JerryS.

    The swastika might be a clue that it IS a Nazi uniform!!!!

  3. Caligulita

    Not only does she NOT look like a Nazi, but she looks HOT. Great look, I love that jacket.

  4. GAY NAZI’S! Oh, that thing is a woman? Huh. Nevermind.

  5. Sam

    Well, she’s already thin enough to have been in a concentration camp.

  6. McLashen

    pffffle here’s me thinking that the only freaky looking anorexic, and also slightly debatedly female, Nazi in the US was Ann Coulter? hold on! no sorry there’s more including Glenda Becky (boring snoozesome CNN Nazi) and the daft Shauna O’ HandTITTY (Twatty pompous Fox News Nazi) !!

    Actually I’d apologise on behalf of the 60million or so residents of GB for chucking these two utter zzzzzzzzzzzz hasbeens on you lot but the several obvious wankers I named above do sort of cancel that out…

    btw is TC getting fitted for his uniform in that pic for a film or the next Ophrah gig?

  7. cathy

    Why oh why does anyone want to photograph this ugly ugly woman. She always look as if she is in drag. I really cannot stand her for her money hungry media hungry fame hungry silicone breast pig nose in the air attitude. Please stop showing her in the press, mags etc.etc.etc.

  8. RIM/JOB/GIVER!

    I LOVE the Nazi look on hot THIN girls!

  9. acc21

    MOTHER OF PEARL SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLEHEAD

  10. snooter

    Please – give her a job somebody, we just got rid of her from the UK.
    If somebody doesn’t employ her she may come back.

  11. jj

    i like she’s new look, she look great!!!!!!

  12. uk

    shut up jewesh scrum!!!!!

  13. kelly

    Posh is in serious trouble if she is getting her acting tips from Katie Holmes, who is about one of the worst actresses I can think of.

    This post and whole idea is stupid anyway. Most military uniforms look like that. Big deal. What the fuck does it have to do with Nazis?
    The only way you can possibly look like a Nazi is if you wear a swastika and look angry or have a hilter moustache.
    Posh has neither.

  14. an

    how can some people like the way she dresses!she looks awful!why is famous anyway?all she does is spend her husbands money on some ugly designer clothes

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