Victoria Beckham celebrated the launch of her dVb denim line yesterday at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. Although I find it difficult to believe women actually want to look like her. Yeah, she’s skinny, but she barely looks human anymore. I could put together a more natural looking person with some brooms and some tape.
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will they come in sizes other than -1 and below ???
She’s got a pretty big nose.
But other than that she’s hot… if you like robots. And who doesn’t?
ELEVENTH!!
Too late :((
By the way, picture #8 begs to have a caption.
I don’t think I’ve EVER seen her not look angry.
Betch never smiles.
Her head looks like a big lollypop on a stick.
And I think skinny jeans look better with flats.
Oh and Kajagoogoo called and asked for his hair back.
Ewwww….she’s UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In those rear shots, her frame is shaped like a man.
She is a man, that is Texas Tranny!!
She didn’t even hire models to wear the clothes. How cheap and conceded is that.
She looks kind of possessed. The dVb logo probably has some type of Satanic meaning.
#14
How about, ‘Look it’s food, remember?’
Boner.
Total Boner.
ugh. who cares about this nasty?! she has the worst ass ever!! you’d think she’d get some butt padding for those jeans.
Did she go ahead and convert to scientology? She has begun to look a little alien recently.
haha that caption is spot on.
It’s true about the no ass thing. Altho personally I think her dress sense aint that bad sometimes. Apart from the white jeans. That is so 1998
look…this bitch always looks pissed…but now that i think about it…i would like to fuck a bitch that looks pissed really hard…
Superfish— why is the writing HORRIBLE today? Not a single post has been funny and they all just sound like silly little girl rants instead of actual wit.
Posh’s new jeans are ugly— just like the person inside of them.
It’s the new guy, leelee. He’s not clever. Not clever at all!!!!
Those pants would look HORRIBLE on me. I actually have a SHAPE.
No, not round!!!
bitch, who died, and made you a comedian? Make us all laugh……….DOG PISS…..SAY SOMETHING FUNNY! I GET IT, YOU MUST BE A SIZE ZERO, AND PISSED OFF! GO STUFF YOURSELF WITH HO-HO’S!
Hell….
I’ve always wanted to bang an Aeon Flux character but come on #2….that would be like screwing two medicine balls.
Frist, I would fuck you just as hard as I would fuck Beckham. In fact you are more hot, I would do you even faster than her.
Have a good weekend, crowd. Cheers.
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That’s just creepy. Are you a serial killer?
That’s just creepy. Are you a serial killer?
#33 I don’t know what to say. Ummm…thanks?
FIRST – and Victor would be done in 30 seconds, but it would be the best 30 seconds of your life!!!
I am out of here. I will send you and e-mail and call when ever you like.
#37 Frist, say that maybe one day we can meet and make it happen. I promise I am not that ugly. Ugly but not that ugly…..do-able.
Does this mutant species of human ever fucking smile? Hideous as it might be, maybe she wouldn’t look Botoxed to death.
Awwww….pillow talk in front of everyone Vic?
Your such a tease.
Ok Jim, email me!
Victor – FIRST is mine! Keep your ugly, but not to ugly hands off of her:)
Jimbo, don’t get jealous, because I want some of her. She can share. I’ll give her back when I am done.
This ain’t Match.com. Good God people. Let’s get back to the subject. Ready? Pig nose is too skinny, too ugly, and too brain dead to create any denim line. Obviously someone else created it, and wanted to use her name? Why??? Good lord who knows. Maybe they drink as much as I do!
Victor – When I am done with FRIST, she will not want anyone else. She will barely be able to walk to the bathroom. And I don’t share with other guys, just girls, like FishSticks
#45 Come on FRIST, don’t let Jimbo scare you. You can share, and needs to learn how to share too. I will give you back when I am done, I promise.
#46 Jimbo, don’t get all worked up, and give yourself TOO MUCH credit. People who say that shit have little dicks and can’t satisfy a girl if they tried much less FRIST. She is a girl that needs to be shared with me.
Bern, those are nastiest breast I’ve seen in a while! All of that fake ass shit! And the whores were ugly! They….really couldn’t suck this dick! My dick, scribbles up looking at that shit! hERE IS SOME BAD IS A BAD CHICK! THIS CHICK SHOULD SIT ON ON MEN FACE! ESPECIALLY, YOURS…..TO WAKE YOU UP! sORRY, THAT’S HOW IT IS!
I thought Frist was a guy.
Sorry, Frist!
Sorry, Frist!
NO FRIST is a girl, a HOT girl!!!!! What are you?
#50……NOPE……..she is one hot biatch.
#52……..FRIST is one hot sexy girl, and Jimbo is going to share her with me.
Victor – you got the first half right!
That ass is nasty. I know guys like big asses, but first of all, that’s a black ass and second, it’s just :O====== (that’s me throwing up.)
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@57 whose ass are you talking about? That is about as flat of an ass as I have ever seen. I agree that ass is nasty, but it is no where near a black ass.