Victoria Beckham celebrated the launch of her dVb denim line yesterday at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. Although I find it difficult to believe women actually want to look like her. Yeah, she’s skinny, but she barely looks human anymore. I could put together a more natural looking person with some brooms and some tape.
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Ewan | June 15, 2007 at 5:33 pm
first o_O
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Dick is sooooo hard now. I would love to fuck those tits, then shoot a load in her belly button. And for sure this is one who I would bathe her, fuck her in the water, douche her, and then drink the water.
Jericho34 | June 15, 2007 at 5:36 pm
I don’t care what anyone says…I’m in love with her. Except I want to shoot my load on her face.
Ooba Gooba | June 15, 2007 at 5:38 pm
She has NO ass whatsoever. Turn back around, nothing to see there.
Guy | June 15, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I thought she already had one, or a brand of clothes…
yukadoozer | June 15, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Miss Piggy’s got a brand new bag…jeans for 7 year old boys and gals w/eating disorders.
GAINSOMEWEIGHT! | June 15, 2007 at 5:41 pm
wHAT KIND OF LINE IS THIS? iS this bitch, just marketing to skinny whores? I know this bitch needs to eat something, because it look’s like essophagus is coming out of her throat! I’ll do David Beckham! I will do him for her, in front of her! He know that bitch is too skinny! I bet you that bitch, doesn’t even wear a size 0!
ptprez | June 15, 2007 at 5:42 pm
…fugly…
…friggin lymmie…
GAINSOMEWEIGHT! | June 15, 2007 at 5:42 pm
correction/ her esophagus!
redsonja1313 | June 15, 2007 at 5:43 pm
will they come in sizes other than -1 and below ???
mike | June 15, 2007 at 5:44 pm
She’s got a pretty big nose.
But other than that she’s hot… if you like robots. And who doesn’t?
star69 | June 15, 2007 at 5:45 pm
ELEVENTH!!
star69 | June 15, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Too late :((
mike | June 15, 2007 at 5:46 pm
By the way, picture #8 begs to have a caption.
star69 | June 15, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I don’t think I’ve EVER seen her not look angry.
Betch never smiles.
Her head looks like a big lollypop on a stick.
star69 | June 15, 2007 at 5:50 pm
And I think skinny jeans look better with flats.
Oh and Kajagoogoo called and asked for his hair back.
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Ewwww….she’s UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever | June 15, 2007 at 5:54 pm
In those rear shots, her frame is shaped like a man.
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 5:56 pm
She is a man, that is Texas Tranny!!
DahliaRose | June 15, 2007 at 6:01 pm
She didn’t even hire models to wear the clothes. How cheap and conceded is that.
She looks kind of possessed. The dVb logo probably has some type of Satanic meaning.
Guy | June 15, 2007 at 6:02 pm
#14
How about, ‘Look it’s food, remember?’
Bern | June 15, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Boner.
Total Boner.
thebets | June 15, 2007 at 6:05 pm
ugh. who cares about this nasty?! she has the worst ass ever!! you’d think she’d get some butt padding for those jeans.
sea | June 15, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Did she go ahead and convert to scientology? She has begun to look a little alien recently.
nats | June 15, 2007 at 6:06 pm
haha that caption is spot on.
It’s true about the no ass thing. Altho personally I think her dress sense aint that bad sometimes. Apart from the white jeans. That is so 1998
domingoflores | June 15, 2007 at 6:07 pm
look…this bitch always looks pissed…but now that i think about it…i would like to fuck a bitch that looks pissed really hard…
leelee | June 15, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Superfish— why is the writing HORRIBLE today? Not a single post has been funny and they all just sound like silly little girl rants instead of actual wit.
leelee | June 15, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Posh’s new jeans are ugly— just like the person inside of them.
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 6:10 pm
It’s the new guy, leelee. He’s not clever. Not clever at all!!!!
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Those pants would look HORRIBLE on me. I actually have a SHAPE.
No, not round!!!
bitemeleelee | June 15, 2007 at 6:12 pm
bitch, who died, and made you a comedian? Make us all laugh……….DOG PISS…..SAY SOMETHING FUNNY! I GET IT, YOU MUST BE A SIZE ZERO, AND PISSED OFF! GO STUFF YOURSELF WITH HO-HO’S!
Crazy Eyez Killa | June 15, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Hell….
I’ve always wanted to bang an Aeon Flux character but come on #2….that would be like screwing two medicine balls.
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Frist, I would fuck you just as hard as I would fuck Beckham. In fact you are more hot, I would do you even faster than her.
Bern | June 15, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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Blue Eyes to Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:25 pm
That’s just creepy. Are you a serial killer?
Blue Eyes to Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:25 pm
That’s just creepy. Are you a serial killer?
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 6:25 pm
#33 I don’t know what to say. Ummm…thanks?
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 6:26 pm
FIRST – and Victor would be done in 30 seconds, but it would be the best 30 seconds of your life!!!
I am out of here. I will send you and e-mail and call when ever you like.
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:27 pm
#37 Frist, say that maybe one day we can meet and make it happen. I promise I am not that ugly. Ugly but not that ugly…..do-able.
noangel | June 15, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Does this mutant species of human ever fucking smile? Hideous as it might be, maybe she wouldn’t look Botoxed to death.
Crazy Eyez Killa | June 15, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Awwww….pillow talk in front of everyone Vic?
Your such a tease.
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Ok Jim, email me!
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Victor – FIRST is mine! Keep your ugly, but not to ugly hands off of her:)
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Jimbo, don’t get jealous, because I want some of her. She can share. I’ll give her back when I am done.
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm
This ain’t Match.com. Good God people. Let’s get back to the subject. Ready? Pig nose is too skinny, too ugly, and too brain dead to create any denim line. Obviously someone else created it, and wanted to use her name? Why??? Good lord who knows. Maybe they drink as much as I do!
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Victor – When I am done with FRIST, she will not want anyone else. She will barely be able to walk to the bathroom. And I don’t share with other guys, just girls, like FishSticks
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:35 pm
#45 Come on FRIST, don’t let Jimbo scare you. You can share, and needs to learn how to share too. I will give you back when I am done, I promise.
Victor | June 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm
#46 Jimbo, don’t get all worked up, and give yourself TOO MUCH credit. People who say that shit have little dicks and can’t satisfy a girl if they tried much less FRIST. She is a girl that needs to be shared with me.
Kevin B. gunning it! | June 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Bern, those are nastiest breast I’ve seen in a while! All of that fake ass shit! And the whores were ugly! They….really couldn’t suck this dick! My dick, scribbles up looking at that shit! hERE IS SOME BAD IS A BAD CHICK! THIS CHICK SHOULD SIT ON ON MEN FACE! ESPECIALLY, YOURS…..TO WAKE YOU UP! sORRY, THAT’S HOW IT IS!
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I thought Frist was a guy.