Victoria Beckham is too good for Paris Hilton

July 19th, 2007 // 108 Comments
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Paris Hilton allegedly wanted to be best friends with Victoria Beckham and told the London Sun:

“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

Unfortunately, Posh had a completely different opinion on the matter and told a friend:

“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

I’m not defending Paris Hilton, but I don’t think Victoria Beckham is one to judge. They’re basically the same person, except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world. Although to Victoria’s credit, I’ve never actually seen her dress up a dog to match her swimsuit. So, yeah, I guess she’s still got that going for her. That’s a bridge you can’t uncross, my friends.


  1. sammy

    Victoria Beckham has class. For any of you who actually pay attention to things other than the insides of your ass, maybe you’d actually know these sorts of things. She doesn’t pretend to be a brainless whore, unlike Paris Hilton. She makes her own damn money, too. She’s smart, funny, and at least a little bit more respectable than Paris is. Though, that’s not really hard to pull off.

  2. I doubt Paris Hilton gives a hoot about the Beckhams.

    In another 10 years Beckham wil be a has-been soccer star with an expensive wife who has accomplished nothing herself. He is flling apart already.

    But Paris Hilton wlll always be beautiful and she is getting richer each year. Hating her for this won’t change the facts.

  3. first i think victoria not is the best person but not is like paris. and victoria have reason because she have to take care of her childs. and all like that. but paris everytime is in problems and scandals and victoria not…

  4. Jay

    There’s no comparison between Victoria and Paris. Paris is like a permanent shit-stain on the side of a toilet bowl, one that no matter how hard you scrub or flush, you can’t get rid of it. Posh might not want anything to do with ‘Prawn-head’ Paris, but guaranteed Paris will try to fuck David Beckham somewhere down the line.

  5. 16 f uk

    Paris hilton is much better than posh. Posh is just worried incase becks cant keep his d*** in his trousers because he thinks he can get away with anything. i feel quite sorry 4 paris as she is always being given a hard time by everyone god give her some credit for once. although i do feel sorry 4 posh cos davivd is probably just cheating on her all the time at least paris’ bf dont have to cheat.

  6. Gino

    SHUT THE HELL UP ,, IF YOU HAVE TO FUCK ONE OF THEM ALL OF YOU WILL CHOOSE VICTORIA SHE IS CLEANER THEN PARIS ,, PARIS HAD ALL KINDS OF COCKS IN HER DIRTY HOLE ,,VICTORIA IS NOT SUCH A PIG LIKE PARIS IS ,,, NOW IF YOU ARE A SCUMBAG YOU WILL FUCK PARIS AND GET INFECTED BY ONE OF HER DECEASES AND YOUR LITTLE DICK WILL FALL OFF ,,,SO VICTORIA WINS

  7. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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