Victoria Beckham is too good for Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton allegedly wanted to be best friends with Victoria Beckham and told the London Sun:

“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

Unfortunately, Posh had a completely different opinion on the matter and told a friend:

“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

I’m not defending Paris Hilton, but I don’t think Victoria Beckham is one to judge. They’re basically the same person, except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world. Although to Victoria’s credit, I’ve never actually seen her dress up a dog to match her swimsuit. So, yeah, I guess she’s still got that going for her. That’s a bridge you can’t uncross, my friends.