Paris Hilton allegedly wanted to be best friends with Victoria Beckham and told the London Sun:
“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”
Unfortunately, Posh had a completely different opinion on the matter and told a friend:
“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”
I’m not defending Paris Hilton, but I don’t think Victoria Beckham is one to judge. They’re basically the same person, except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world. Although to Victoria’s credit, I’ve never actually seen her dress up a dog to match her swimsuit. So, yeah, I guess she’s still got that going for her. That’s a bridge you can’t uncross, my friends.
alex | July 19, 2007 at 11:18 am
Friiissst!
FRIST!!! | July 19, 2007 at 11:18 am
No….I’m FRIST!!!
FRIST!!! | July 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
What, are you new here???
Methos | July 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
They’re both fugly brainless skanks they would get on great!
???? | July 19, 2007 at 11:20 am
which one is the dog?! both ugly to me.
veggi | July 19, 2007 at 11:22 am
FRIST!
Paris, you have to have a soul to have a soul mate. DUH!
Veggi is stupid | July 19, 2007 at 11:24 am
To be fair to Victoria (although fuck knows why I’d wanna be fair to VB) she did not have the advantage of being from a huge dynasty like Parisite Ho’ton she also did have a successful career with a popular girl band, where Paris has done fuck all for herself and been successful other than be a Parisite and a slut, no suggestion VB has ever slutted around at all.
Col | July 19, 2007 at 11:27 am
She’s too cool for Paris… at least she has talents
That's Completely Degrading to Victoria | July 19, 2007 at 11:29 am
“…except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world”
That’s the key right there – there is no way Beckham would ever want to marry Paris. Fuck, maybe, but marry? Hell no.
I’m not a fan of Victoria, but even though she’s not good looking, she seems to be really good in bed and, if videotaped doing it, will do her best not let it go public. And I don’t see her getting screwed by everybody like Paris.
D to the A to the N | July 19, 2007 at 11:29 am
Paris is just pissed someone else is getting the spot light — Posh is a family woman and wouldn’t be caught dead with that upscale trailer trash. I don’t care if she doesn’t eat or smile – I thinks shes a worth while human being compared to the wastes of human flesh that are Pairs, Lilo and Brittany who?
This country is ridiculous. Read a book.
Mick | July 19, 2007 at 11:30 am
Victoria IS way better than Paris. Paris has earned nothing of what she has. Victoria at least had a real singing career.
Victoria is at least respectable.
Jimbo | July 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
I want to bang Paris, then Posh, then Paris’ dog.. then bust all over Veggi’s face… america, FUCK YEAH!!
Mick | July 19, 2007 at 11:32 am
I agree #10
veggi | July 19, 2007 at 11:32 am
@7- Jesus fucking christ. Seriously you fucktard. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING NAME. Or at least if you’re going to use mine, say something coherent.
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 19, 2007 at 11:36 am
She must have seen what Paris did to Britney…
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 19, 2007 at 11:37 am
PS can you picture that spice ho bald??
p911gt10c | July 19, 2007 at 11:38 am
it’s funny, whenver I see her with a dog, I always think back to that awesome South Park episode where her pets keep committing suicide instead of having her as an owner.
“Where’s my dog??”
#11: Real singing career??? She was part of a gimmick put together by Simon Cowell to make money! She could have been easily replaced by a lampost as long as it dressed like a slut and had the name Posh. Gimme a break. They’re both equally untalented.
Bern | July 19, 2007 at 11:40 am
Who tells a newspaper they would be soulmates with some random person of the same sex that they have never met?
Why is a fucking newspaper even talking to a person that would say such a thing?
Jesus.
PuhLease | July 19, 2007 at 11:40 am
11
Are you fucking serious? A real singing career? Give me a fuckin break. You are talking about the SPICE GIRLS for hell’s sake. Pull your head out of your ass before you begin to type again. Both of these women are trash.
Jewel | July 19, 2007 at 11:41 am
LOL 17.
That South Park episode was hilarious…
anyway the dog is sooo adorable :D
paris’ swimsuit looks like sh!t though.
ahah.. soul mates.. oh my paris.
jen | July 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
what the fuck is she wearing?
ziggurat | July 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
Paris is a lost puppy, insecure about her popularity in the wake of competition. First she’ll front a friendship–then she’ll stab for the kidneys. We’ve seen this game before. She identifies a rival and makes overtures like a tendril monster, drawing a ship into her trap–er . .. since every ship is welcome there . . .
wanks | July 19, 2007 at 11:45 am
despite looking kinda weird..they are nothing alike! victoria is alot more down to earth and actually has a really cool personality..see for yourself
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fswe9zHII-k
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yJE6wOndkKM
akay | July 19, 2007 at 11:46 am
that’s not even a bathing suit… i just read on ontd she went shopping in that abomination.
seriously, I’m not even a fan, but Posh ftw!
PuhLease | July 19, 2007 at 11:46 am
22
LOL
Yeah, next we’ll see a “serious fight” between the two skanks.
penacka | July 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
i’m surprised that dog hasn’t but a gun to it’s head yet and pulled the trigger.
Gary The Gay | July 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
@18 Bern, the massive boob shot on your site today made me laugh so hard that I started crying in my cube just now.
Well done.
..... | July 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
Paris just wants to be friends with Posh so she can try to ruin her marriage by fucking David Beckham :\ so typical of the whore.
adeliza | July 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
What’s up with that fucked up unitard? Is that a bathing suit, or a giant diaper?
The dog is cute…what happened to her lemur, or marmalot,or what ever exotic fucking pet she used to carry on her shoulder. I think it bit her once.
jen | July 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
Also, I have to agree with the others on this one… A “real” singing career? Give me a break. That wasn’t singing, that was crappy pop shit. And those outfits were disgusting/disturbing. Nothing good came from the Spice Girls, and nothing was more creepy than those ENORMOUS soled shoes. Seriously.
adeliza | July 19, 2007 at 11:52 am
Maybe the 2 of them will get into a slap fest…kinda like Britney and Momma….
lambman | July 19, 2007 at 11:52 am
As much as I wanted to hate it and her, that little “Coming to America” actually made Victoria seem rather charming and likable, nothing like Paris. She seemed interesting and sweet, not vapid a whorish
krazihottkelli???? | July 19, 2007 at 11:54 am
Like zhe would want
Pariz’z whore
azz around her man..
Pariz lookz like a
large man
with fatt leggz in
that zuit..
WTF iz zhe doin with
that poor
dog in the zun with
clothez on
it..like it already
don’t have
a fur coat, azzhole..
RoboHobo | July 19, 2007 at 11:57 am
Hey 33, most of those words don’t have the letter Z in them. You may be incredibly fucking stupid.
p911gt10c | July 19, 2007 at 12:00 pm
#34: Don’t be too hard on her, we secretly changed the z and s keys on her keyboard a few months ago….we thought she’d figure it out in about 5 mins….
princecharming | July 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm
@33 suck my fucking plums
havoc | July 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm
They both need to be slapped and sterilized…..
.
PuhLease | July 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm
#33
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Bern | July 19, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Hahaha — that “z” chick cracks me up. She is so persistent with the “z,” despite the fact that people consistently explain to her that she appears to be mentally retarded.
Classic.
luxe | July 19, 2007 at 12:13 pm
“Paris is just pissed someone else is getting the spot light.”
damn right. suck it bitch, everyone hates you.
elizabitch | July 19, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Team paris!
Kara | July 19, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Poor dog…
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 12:18 pm
39
Yeah, I think it has been established that z girl IS mentally retarded.
Lowlands | July 19, 2007 at 12:18 pm
According to the outfit of Paris,Looks like Johnny Weismuller is missing a pair of knickers in his closet.
theredsnapper | July 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm
paris ain’t got shit on pissposh.. spice world bitchez.. go vic rip that clam a new clam.. if i was a celebrity i wouldnt even want to be in the same magazine as herpes hilton let alone actually have to talk to her or worse be her friend!..
Superfish | July 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Oh yeah, Posh is my ultimate hero. Who in their right mind would acknowledge Paris Hilton as a friend anyway? IF she weren’t married i would…long story short, she’s my fucking hero. Paris Hilton’s so dumb she thinks the word “condom” is short for “CONDOMINIUM.”
Smoking Hot | July 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Victoria is nothing more than an overrated footballer’s wife who got famous because of one catchy song that sounded ok when all 5 untalented spice girls’ voices were blended together. On her own, she has ZERO talent except shopping, which isn’t even really a talent. And witty? Where is her wit? Being snobby and pretentious isn’t funny. When she interviews nannies and says “It’s got to be all about me”, she isn’t being witty, she is just showing how egomaniacal and insecure she is. She knows her skinny ass and bobblehead makes David want to stray so she has to pull out all the stops to prevent it from happening. The woman has a hair and makeup team everyday. She gets depressed when she’s caught on camera weraing flats while driving. This woman proves you can’t buy class. She’ll never even scratch the surface of her idol Audrey Hepburn’s class. Trash with cash! Watch out David coz she’ll be one of those old, scary, stretch-face clown-faced ladies with little dogs on their laps still trying to be cute and sexy. Yuck!!!
jaykaydee | July 19, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Both of these no-talent sluts need to be removed from civilization. Here’s a very funny article on the real reasons why no one in America cares about Posh and Becks:
http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/1515/50/
N@ughty | July 19, 2007 at 12:28 pm
#46 Hey!
Well, Kim Kardashian acknowledges her as a friend since they both have disgusting and badly acted sex tapes. Paris has friends, they’re just like her. Herpes sluts
Candyman+N@ughty=BOOBS | July 19, 2007 at 12:31 pm
#49 I have herpes, would you still be my friend? I LOVE friends