Victoria Beckham is allegedly starting up a Hollywood book club, with Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez set to join. She plans for members of the book club to meet once a month at each other’s houses where they’ll discuss the book they’ve been reading. A source tells the Daily Star:
“When Victoria told Katie about a book club, Katie thought it was a great idea, especially as she would love to learn more about British classics. Victoria has asked five of her friends, including Jennifer Lopez and Katie, to become members.”
Keep in mind this is Posh Spice, who awhile ago admitted to have never read a single book in her entire life. At their first meeting everybody will be ready to discuss Pride and Prejudice and she’ll have brought a copy of Green Eggs and Ham. Then before they even start she’ll break down and admit she rented the movie.
danielle | March 23, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Great. Another size 0 model.
How about we have some normal sized people, Fish?
Praz | March 23, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Katie thought it was a great idea because she thought it would finally give her an excuse to get out of the house, and away from her insane husband. It could also be a hat.
imran karim | March 23, 2007 at 1:33 pm
doesn’t she not read?
Conky | March 23, 2007 at 1:33 pm
She can read?
JoBOO | March 23, 2007 at 1:34 pm
FOURTH!!!! NOT FRIST!!!
woodhorse | March 23, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Katie will only be allowed to bring Scientology books and will have to hide the ones that Victoria lends to her.
Von D | March 23, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about this?
omelette ze roar | March 23, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Dang.
That is some bad hair.
V | March 23, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I did read where she said she has never read a book. This “club” should be a real winner.
serial snarkalec | March 23, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Is William Shatner’s son trying to stuff her in the trunk of the VW Golf TDI? Another day in Posh’s bizarro world I suppose.
arrogances | March 23, 2007 at 1:41 pm
That’s odd. If I try to do a search it just sends me back to the top page.
Anyone else notice this? Try typing in a search. How do I tell Fish about this?
Fifth Stooge | March 23, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Coffee, cigarettes and donuts.
Would you give that stuff to your dog?
Dan | March 23, 2007 at 1:52 pm
First.
vaselineintensive | March 23, 2007 at 1:54 pm
she actually looks like she has a double chin in that first picture…amazing considering she has no fat on her body
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 23, 2007 at 1:56 pm
They’re talking about a COMIC book club – right? I mean, The Fantastic Four would be like A Midsummer Night’s Dream to those three.
StoneRose | March 23, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Lesson 1 – read monograms on towels, acronyms on clothing labels, and the fine print on her sunglasses.
Lesson 2 – invite Linsday Lohan to read from her new bible book.
Lesson 3 – invite Tom Cruise to read Scientology passages…but be very patient and forgiving because he’s dyslexic
Lesson 4 – kick out Tom Cruise due to unruly behaviour during ‘sharing time’
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Book club? BORING
Fight Club??? FUCKING AWESOME
Hey orange you all glad she’s white again?
lambman | March 23, 2007 at 2:01 pm
On Absolutely Fabulous Patsy and Edie had a celebrity book club where they read Star, In Touch and Hello! magazine.
I imagine this book club to be like that, except with more talk of Xanu
lambman | March 23, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Also, aren’t the Beckhams and the Lopez-Anthonys the two couples that Cruise is trying to convert to Scientology?
IFuckingHateYou | March 23, 2007 at 2:08 pm
“Book club” is Hollywood slang for Lesbian Fuck-Fest – at least in my mind and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.
Posh looks a little hammered in these pictures. Speaking of that, I wouldn’t mind hammering her a little.
Notorious | March 23, 2007 at 2:10 pm
This is what bored rich people do? I’d rather be the bored poor person I am now, its more gratifying.
Notorious | March 23, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Victoria is going to see this picture and end up cutting her ears off because they are so fat. Go on a diet woman you’re hideous!
no1justminda | March 23, 2007 at 2:13 pm
#17, that was so cheesy but I still laughed :)
Spindoc | March 23, 2007 at 2:17 pm
A MONTH?! To read just one book?! Considering that Katie and Posh have nothing better to do but Shop all day and not eat they should be able to go through a book every two days.
Hell, 11 year old kids can devour an 800 page Harry Potter Book in under 24 hours for shits sake. Just how dumb are these Douchebags?
Spindoc | March 23, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Oh, and by the way, She’s fat.
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Oh yeah, she does look hammered…oh well, that’s how I’ll be lookin tonight after the margaritas. Except a LOT less bony and way prettier (my mom says so)
How do I sign up for Fight Club???
Dean | March 23, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Dr. Seuss FTFW!
schack | March 23, 2007 at 2:33 pm
that ring is stuck to her finger cause its so tacky
JBo | March 23, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Anyone else notice that only her left had has fake nails… then look at her right hand, they are short and natural? By keeping one hand natural – is that her attempt to “keep it real” – considering nothing else about her is real? HAG!
PunjabPete | March 23, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Good lord… Like this cut-face trout lipped freak can read….
ponk | March 23, 2007 at 2:37 pm
StoneRose, kudos on the Lindsay Lohan reference. apparently books are the new accessory.
redharing | March 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm
All of this cannot be true, because J-Lo lives about 2 minutes from me in Long Island, and to my knowledge the other tiny stick women live in LA.
schack | March 23, 2007 at 2:52 pm
um, jet engines are this recent cool invention that, when combined with the lift-creating capabilities of wings, allows people to fly places really really quickly.
veggi | March 23, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 2:59 pm
#29 Nope she ain’t keepin SHIT real. In that first pic, the “right” hand belongs to her chauffer. Both her hands have makeup on them, worry not! Although….if she were to join Fight Club with me, I’ll bet those nails of hers would get MESSED UP!!!!
schack | March 23, 2007 at 3:03 pm
i don’t know frist. i’m betting you’re fierce, but those nails are like satan’s talons, since satan is a bird…
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veggi | March 23, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I like to think in the first picture she’s saying
“dur dur dur, I like tater tots.”
schack | March 23, 2007 at 3:05 pm
ch
schack | March 23, 2007 at 3:07 pm
i’ve never heard her speak. but i’ve been beckhomed, so i’ll ttyl, mon ch
jxbong | March 23, 2007 at 3:07 pm
come on you guy’s the books are not for reading she’s just collecting them so that one day she will be able to see over the steering wheel.
veggi | March 23, 2007 at 3:12 pm
oh, NO!
veggi | March 23, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Demain, nous aurons martini. Bu au travail est amusant.
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 3:20 pm
What? But I WORK for Satan….of course those nails are coming off…and her ugly fucked up nose hoowahhh hahahaha
I’m so glad it’s Friday!!!!
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 3:22 pm
20 bucks?!? DEAL!!!!
guymorgan | March 23, 2007 at 3:29 pm
So cute…
And come of it, everyone knows celebritys say crap like ‘I have never read a book’ as it makes the seem less unrealistic to the avaerge American pop idol watcher.
Truthseeker013 | March 23, 2007 at 3:31 pm
What wasn’t widely reported- all of the books to be read are about Posh Herself.
tweetyeyes | March 23, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Who is this lady and why does she look like a drunken knome?
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2007 at 3:44 pm
She’s a soccer mom, but formerly a famous white rapper who was ridiculed for not being gangster enough and forced into retirement, you know….Spice Spice, Baby
Oh, wait I’m thinking of Vanilla Ice
tweetyeyes | March 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I love you FRIST, that was good!
New York Pundit | March 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I heard they were reviewing Mel Gibson’s new book… “Fucking Jews and Mexicans need to make their own movie!” (With a forward by Tom Metzger, ‘White Aryan Race’ founder)