Victoria Beckham is kind of a fat ass

The Beckhams are such poseurs. I think the Brits must’ve run them clear outta there.

That truth, combined with Tommy Cruise’s Scientologic love-lure (he is blinded by Beck’s pecs & the $$), allowed them to annoint America.

…She walks as if swiftly propelled by the baseball bat up her rectum.

I’ll bet ya she’s the dominant type.The only thing what’s missing with her gestapo-outfit is the horse-whip squeezed tight under her arm-pit.

#96- please kill yourself you stupid bitch. ITS FUCKING SARCASM, YOU RETARDED FUCKS.

Jesus Christ.

And those shoes are fucking heinous.

I think she looks S&M hot. Too bad all the lesbians seem to dislike her.

LukeWarmwater: “I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD.”

^That’s coming from a healthy place.^

LukeWarmwater: “I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD.”

I imagine that LukeWarmwater means “vulva”, although he/she apparently does not yet have an adequate handle on the terminology of female anatomy.

I would like to see her run in those boots.

Wouldn’t you? :P

Eh, vagina – vulva … although I suppose with enough force and a pointy enough shoe … either way the hilarity that ensues is pretty much the same. Personally I’d skip the kicking as it’s so 1st grade, and go straight for the impalement on a 12 foot flagpole, rectally or vaginally. Now THAT’s something that you could salute with pride!

STOP CALLING WOMEN FAT, YOU BASTARD. Obviously she is not fat by any stretch of the imagination. How would you like it if people went around scrutiniizing men’s adams apples, and calling them ugly if they hadnt surgically removed them? All men have them- just as all women have thighs, you freak. Go ahead and make fun of wardrobe choice- we love that. But her thighs, which are normal looking? You are getting some serious bad karma for contributing to the negative female body image phenomena, you sexist dumbass.

@109, I totally agree that she needs a 12 ft flag pole impaled in her, rectally and vaginally. And by 12 ft flag pole I mean my cock. But the rest of that statement can stay the same.

I’d totally hit that, I think she’d be a fun time.

On another note, I’m still absolutely shocked at the number of posters that are seriously taking offense to her being called fat? You people still don’t realize that the Fish was being sarcastic? Even after other people on here already yelled it to you? And you still don’t get it? Wow!

Every time Fish calls a woman fat, an anorexic in heaven gets her wings (buffalo).

Those shoes CANNOT possibly be comfortable, and even if she does weigh all of 13 pounds, her jeans are so tight that you know her hoo-ha hurts when she takes them off!

OMG!!!! she may look like a dike but she’s not fat!!!

and who cares if David is full of himself? If I got a hold of him, the last thing we’d be doing is talking!

She looks gorgeous. At least neck dow. What is fashion sense cupcake tummy,check,uggs, check, three shirts, check. Or being inspirations for designers. Remember when the olsens wore mini dresses with tights you guys said bag ladies. This outfiit is quiet stylish. When a guy does something they say that takes balls. It tells me something about a woman who can walk in heels.Skinny people eat the most its good metabolisms and in some cases trainers.Her husband definetly looks better than your avg “All American boy next door), josh hartnett,channing tatum,wenthworth miller,Tom brady with their big noses and vacant eyes.

its fricken hilarious that these two have moved away from the UK, where they were considered royalty (as all soccer stars and dried up pop stars are)

I looked for some photos of Victoria in her ‘heyday’ but unfortunately it looks like this IS her heyday. Fuck, hey? She looked like Skeletor even before she started embracing eating disorders. Ugly chick, no tits. Thin and dressed bizarrely was the only way to get attention…wonder what she’ll look like when she’s sixty?

Heres the pics. They’re from a ‘fan site’- another scary concept.
http://members.tripod.com/~nec_3/main.htm

I can not believe the pack of morons that think this post is serious. Half the titles on this site are sarcastic… which is why they’re funny. Get a clue.

whoa…didn’t bother to check since yesterday.

i agree with you, mick, for what it’s worth.

i’m not sure caring about things is pretensious, but if it is, then i am…

fashion is more than just clothes, idiots.

#119 when novelty and innovation will finally be revealed in their own nature. as imaginary coevals of our most basic competitive drives.

It’s tight pants and usly shoes, bitch!
Get over yourself!!!

I’m sooo confused. Is she fat or isn’t she? My next meal depends on this.

David B should take those shoes and throw them out; never let her wear them again.

112–HA H……..wait a minute…..how come my troll just made me laugh?

That bony ass broad looks like a gibbons monkey. Did she have a stroke or something? She has one goofy facial expression. She should be Sour Spice. As to being a fashion trendsetter? Puleeze… she is so full of herself most times she looks like a futuristic carnie.

And I suppose none of you have EVER worn something hideous and thought you looked good. Right.

The editors MUST be seeing something different than what they put online…what I see is by no means fat ass or thunder thighs….I”got it….the editors(or so they are called)have changed definitions of “FAT”. They are “Hollywierd” types after all aka “brain dead” !

yeah, old, fat, oompa loompa…..very bad all around

i think she beautiful…
no like everyone says about..

Good grief! This pig nosed fashioniesta wannabe looks like she means business! Perhaps she’s on her way to sing with The Village People and she’s wearing 1980 granny boots b/c she’s heard rumours that Americans let their dogs shit in public parking lots. i certainly can’t think of a better explanation for this get up.

Omfg She’s NOT fat. Is everyone such a goddamn critic that they turn a blind eye to THE REST OF AMERICA! W00t, let’s pick on a skinny chick because she’s rich and famous and totally forget that the next chick I’m gonna nails is probably gonna be 200+ pounds. BTW, she’s famous for a reason. She IS beautiful and she IS fashionable. Ok, so she doesn’t suit your taste, neither does half of the world, you jackass! The world of fashion is WIDE, so you’re not going to love everything. Aside of that, she really did work hard to get where she is. Read up on her and stop being so goddamn judgmental. If anything, she should be admired for her strength and determination.

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don’t give up the things that belong to you and keep thoselost things in memory