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RichPort | February 27, 2007 at 1:49 pm
FRIST!
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm
sucked in ass, big feet. I wonder what that could mean?
niner11 | February 27, 2007 at 1:50 pm
so close damn
jessiewessie | February 27, 2007 at 1:53 pm
All aboard!
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Oh I get it now, big head-smallass-big feet. Are these the new sexy measurements?
PunjabPete | February 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm
SKKAAAAANNNNNKKKK…..
Goddamn that is one ugly fucking person…
Cut yourself up a lot and be so boney that your hips could cut cinder blocks…
Fucking NASTY….
glitterpoodle | February 27, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Her shoes look like goat’s feet. It’s a sign, for sure.
Conky | February 27, 2007 at 2:01 pm
If that’s fat then I wish all my girlfriends were fat too.
LukeWarmwater | February 27, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD. (If that’s what she has down there). I would find the sensation quite satisfying.
Lowlands | February 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
allright,let’s forget about those ‘thunder thighs’.Maybe she has a big penis?
Whammer Jammer | February 27, 2007 at 2:09 pm
This chick is so incredibly irrelevant. What did we do to deserve her being shoved down our throats on a daily basis, when she has no talent to speak of and does nothing? I don’t get it. She isn’t even attractive. Who is she paying?
Lowlands | February 27, 2007 at 2:13 pm
In this case it’s David Becham who squeezes the man-juice outta Victoria with his soccer thighs.
DeArmond | February 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm
um. call me crazy. but this woman is totally not fat.
:?
leahgrace | February 27, 2007 at 2:20 pm
ew. she kind of looks like michael jackson. and by michael jackson, i mean like back-from-the-dead-after-a-couple-centuries michael jackson! woohoo!
MrSemprini | February 27, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Calm down. Its a puppet.
N@ughty | February 27, 2007 at 2:20 pm
why don’t we try the vicoria beckham diet for a change? I’m sure lots or air and vicodin really isn’t that bad. oh by the way, dont use trimspa or stacker2 or anything else like that. its only going to represent particles going into your stomach and next thing you know, you’re doing the beckam’s diet all wrong!
meee | February 27, 2007 at 2:21 pm
god that woman is disgusting. she has a little pig nose, i can’t stand it.
Attinoss | February 27, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Well I’ve had it with the ridiculous comments about women’s weight on this blog. If she is considered fat by the narrator than he has a massively warped sense of reality. I will be taking this site off my favorites list and never visiting it again.
N@ughty | February 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
by the way, if victoria’s fat, then im obese. someone save me! i wish i were 17 lbs too!
N@ughty | February 27, 2007 at 2:24 pm
@18. please just for all of our sake, shut the fuck up
Lowlands | February 27, 2007 at 2:24 pm
#12)Oops,it’s ‘Beckham’.*Deeply ashamed running as fast as possible away*
RussianMafia | February 27, 2007 at 2:34 pm
It’s called SARCASM fuckers! OMG you are all losers
Mikaesu | February 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
It’s called sarcasm, guys.
Seriously now.
karifarrell | February 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Oh how funny! I was still on the Jameson thing and I had just typed a post that Jenna, LiLo, and Beckham all must have went to the same place, and now there’s a post on her. Orange is the new black!!!
Stink | February 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm
She looks like she’s about to so the Pee-Wee Herman dance. Frickin’ fatty.
Stink | February 27, 2007 at 2:47 pm
ugh…’DO the Pee-Wee Herman dance.’ I should stop typing with my penis.
schack | February 27, 2007 at 2:50 pm
#18- well, you’re clearly as sharp as a tack. i mean that. you’ve figured it all out. if victoria beckham is fat, which she is, then you are unspeakably fat. no one will ever love you. you don’t stand a fucking chance. i know and you know what that means. and if you don’t have a garage, heroine overdose is also a really messless way to do it.
PrettyBaby | February 27, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I didn’t know Victoria Beckham was a train conductor! I thought she was a model or something, in fashion somehow, or maybe a singer or something. And I don’t think she looks fat in these pictures. Her thighs look thin, especially near the knees.
schack | February 27, 2007 at 2:54 pm
prettybaby…your wit astounds me. of course victoria beckham is fat. one’s head has to be at least 3 times the size of one’s hips in order not to be fat. her head is only twice the size of her hips. which means she is 50% fatter than she should be, which means she has to lose half her bodyweight in order not to be fat.
LinguisticAnthro | February 27, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Holy shit. Anyone who thought this post was serious is monumentally retarded. AMAZING.
Lowlands | February 27, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I’m going to stop all about Beckham.It’s clear to me the majority of the commenters don’t care about soccer.What’s quite fair with the europeans,they don’t care much about american football and base-ball as well.There’re a very few american football-clubs in europe.Most of the players of these clubs are hired American (semi)-profs.After all these years these sports haven’t still reached the big audience.What ever soccer gonna do in the U.S.A. David beckham and Victoria will be anyways the winners.
thee cuteness burger | February 27, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Dude. This chick kills me. She is married to the uber hotty David Beckham, has more money than she will ever spend, so she can pretty much do anything she wants. Could she smile just once??? How about hanging out with her kids? Could she just try to act like a mom for the pappaz once in a while? Lastly, why not hire a genius stylist so she doesn’t look so cheap?
belle | February 27, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Who wrote this? It doesn’t sound like the Superfish we know and love…what’s going on? It reminds me of when this site first started out. It’s a sad thing really.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | February 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm
#32, she says she hates the way she looks in pictures in which she’s smiling. She’s right to. She looks like a jack-o-lantern. A jack-o-lantern with a fat ass. ;-)
PrettyBaby | February 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Well the game itself sucks, but I like it when the eurofag players fall down and grab their shins, which happens all the time. They’re total pussies, sure, but they’re in shape and as they roll around sometimes you can see up their shorts. But if they were real men, they’d put on football uniforms and get into violent – possibly paralyzing – collisions on every single play. Fags.
RockyMtnHigh | February 27, 2007 at 3:19 pm
What is up with these super-anorexic girls (i.e., Posh and the Olsen stick figures) wearing those crazy black platform boots that make them look even more grotesque and super-anorexic? Relatedly, is the person at NBC who is putting her in charge of a fashion reality TV show on glue? She shouldn’t even be allowed to dress dolls.
Lowlands | February 27, 2007 at 3:27 pm
#35)I agree with you.Most of these soccerplayers you’re talking about are south-european.They do this to win time or trying to make it look worse.It fucks up the whole game most at the time.
Thomas the Wrapper | February 27, 2007 at 3:29 pm
The best are the people arguing that she’s not fat. PLEASE read #18. The DUMBEST cunt on the planet.
NicotineEyePatch | February 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
She doesn’t have feet, just tapered, slender legs, with a few small barbs near the ends for surface traction.
Some aspects of the human form you just can’t fake, so the ridiculous boots help her distract everybody from knowing her horrible, horrible secret.
Abacquer | February 27, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Ummm. Yeah. Not anywhere near fat.
Pretty ugly outfit, bad shoes, ridiculous hat.
And extremely thin.
Pinky1978 | February 27, 2007 at 3:55 pm
If you can’t ‘get’ the CLEARLY sarcastic tone of this post then I agree – you shouldn’t ever visit this website again. Or any other website, or anything written anywhere that uses humor, sarcasm or words that are beyond a first-grade comprehension level. Maybe you should just get some Baby Einstein developmental videos and call it a day.
Actually – here’s another idea: Sitting in your garage with the door down and your car running helps with your ability to understand sarcasm. Seriously, you should totally try it.
kamihi | February 27, 2007 at 3:56 pm
aaaagh we got rid of her thank god, now I have to read about her on here, PLEASE no posts about this nasty stick insect.
BarbadoSlim | February 27, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Victoria BeckWHAT!?!?!?!
Who the fuck is this person?
Is she in porn?
thestraightshooter | February 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm
You choose:
It is clear to me now that a 4th dimension has been opened up, either from a secret “Philadelphia Experiment” somewhere or from the total combined psychic energies of 4th dimension ghouls like we have before us now. If we could only learn their secrets, I believe we could perhaps master time travel.
-OR-
Nice outfit bitch!
smashboogie | February 27, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Who can’t get the sarcasm of this post?
Go back to fucking IMDB boards, please.
Libraesque | February 27, 2007 at 4:04 pm
why is she wearing a change maker thing around her waist, does she work at a carnival??
smashboogie | February 27, 2007 at 4:19 pm
#46 – thought they were chewbacca bullets?
dontyouwish | February 27, 2007 at 4:25 pm
the real question here is: if she does, in fact, get her fashion show a la ANTM on nbc, will she be more or less annoying than tyra? it’s a tough call.
Ted...From LA | February 27, 2007 at 4:59 pm
#46… Don’t be ridiculous. She is a parking attendant.
kickservebt | February 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Now THIS is scary…
Look at Victoria Beckham…Jennifer Love Hewitt…even Jenna Jameson. NOW…look at the bald Britney Spears. ACKKKKK!!!! It’s like comparing an Oompa Loompa to Salma Hayak….