Victoria Beckham is telling her friends she has no intention of becoming a Scientologist despite her close friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because it’s too expensive.
“There’s no way I’d spend any money on that nonsense,” she told a friend recently about the faith founded by author L. Ron Hubbard. Says another pal: “It’s completely laughable that there’s even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn’t mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbala in that it’s become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It’s a joke. Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert.”
Victoria Beckham got her teeth whitened for $44,000 so I’m pretty sure wasting money on stupid crap isn’t the problem. I suspect it may have more to do with the fact that she’d have to worship intergalactic space aliens and wear an aluminum jump suit. Two of the main reasons I’ve already signed myself up. Plus I like pretending to shoot laser guns and going “Pew pew pew!”
(48)I didn’t mean she’s prettier as Britney or Paris…But maybe Rosie?
#47 — I actually think there was a time when Katie and Tom were both good looking — now I think Tom is a creepy looking metrosexual midget and Katie looks just skanky in most pictures.
Hopefully Victoria, having decided against this pseudo-religion, will not get any uglier. I think she looks terrible.
#50 — I’m sure you’re really a cute, sweet person, but what the hell does this post mean? Please explain, as my head is about to explode. I thought you meant she was wearing teeth around her neck. Help.
Twizz
She might not be pretty but when it comes to money this girl isn’t stupid. She had already racked up millions by the time she was in her mid 20′s and married a money making machine soon after. And all that with little or no talent or beauty.
Having said that, how the hell did she pull it off? Is she a master hypnotist, in league with devil or what?
I for one believe there are supernatural powers at work here.
Scientology is the biggest joke ever. Best world-wide scam in awhile though, I must say.
#53 Metaphor, David Beckham sold his soul for a magic left foot. As Satan’s minion, she’s HIS punishment on earth.
why are we making fun of her!? She is friends with Tom Cruise, has tons of money, but still sees that Scientology is a joke. Go Posh.
You mean the Savior of Scientolocrap, Tom the most high Cruise can’t recruit a fluffy pop singer to turn over all the cash to the biggest scam cult in the US.
Time to demote him or send him for electroshock therapy for a month.
Then lock him in a room with that other poof,
Travolta.
9. And after I think of Animal Farm, and pigs and the number 3, I think of SNL, and Christopher Walken, then I think,
“I got a fever, and the only prescription is, … more COCK!”
True story.
going by the picture, i’m convinced victoria is receving transmissions from lord xenu in her earpiece.
She looks like she’s wearing a hair helmet.
With all the money her husband makes (for absolutely no good reason might I add) do you think she could possibly afford to make herself not look like a starved monkey with that perminent “I’m a major bitch” face?
To Pointandlaugh:
Props on the “sammich” comment, but I don’t think she’ll be able to afford one after she uses all beckhams money to buy a personality. Doesn’t she just remind you of the bitchy friend of the super popular girl. the one that doesn’t say anything of her own just goes “yeah” after the popular girl makes a stinging comment?
oompa loompa.
i’d rather see david beckham go gay, than stay with this ugly snatch.
34- Italian Stallion
I think it should be more like piccolo pesce!!! Don’t you think a little to high of yourself here!?!?
Piggy pig pig, got so skinney she slid,
all through the night, down a great flight,
when Becks woke up she was ded.
is this whore famous somewhere for something?thats news to New Jersey
Putting people down for no good reason is a sign of severe jealousy. You all need to seek help. You are giving the media exactly what they want. Be the solution not the problem!!!
i can’t believe anyone falls for that stuff….and pays for it?