Victoria Beckham is a walking doll
September 12th, 2007 // 139 Comments
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I can’t say why, but I like her.
Like an old extra from “V”-1989 wants you back.
I like her and it’s funny people get so upset about her.
Does anyone else think she looks like Falcor from the Neverending Story?
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I don’t think she’s hot or has a nice body. But I love her hair!
I love her nose. It probably has its own zip code.
what anyone thinks, i love her fucking haircut!!!!!!!!!!
but yeah, she’s made of plastic.
My hairstylist told me yesterday that all his clients want Posh’s haircut. OMFG!! Who would pay to look like this freak? Stupid sheep! That is the fugliest Flock of Seagull shit haircut I’ve ever seen!
I got chunky after having my kids. I am impressed with her determination to look perfect. Considering how much time she wastes trying to convince people that she is “worthy” of Mr. Beckham, she manages to squeeze in a workout. I have seen David Beckham. He is not God in shorts. Why is She so “lucky’. Because he cheated on her with his nanny and he can kick a soccer ball down a field. At least she produced two human beings. What has he produced? High soccer scores? How is that going to change the world? It seems to me that HE is alot more useless than SHE is. She should give the world the finger and just enjoy her life and her kids, and if at all possible, make time for her useless husband, we do need to honor our vows after all .
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1. I think her haircut looks good.
2. She has D.B. tattooed on her wrist. She was willing to get branded for her man; that’s hardcore.
3. She was a Spice Girl. She’s crawled farther out of that hole than the other ones have.
She deserves some cred.
i like her.
Victoria looks like a latin tranny.
She has the same nose as channing tatum and wentworth miller so hating it is hypocritical she has other redeeming factors.
She always looks great you have to reespect her, that takes work . Her kids seem grounded and her husband is hot and they are in love. Plus they are loaded shes got it stop hating. She had 3 kids and looks like that. After my mom had two she was 125 pounds 5’11″. Victoria is like 4-5 inches shorter. Irrelevant their in lies the paradox.
She had kids so obviously shes fertile thus not amenorihic ( i know i misspelled it). Her outfits are cute. She can pull it off though most 30 something year olds cannot. Not because of body just persona and face.
I dont think her clothes are slutty. Hannah montana belt as a skirt with socks to the tthighs but you can still see skin. That is dressing slutty.
This new writer is totally kicking some ass. Thank you, comic genius. <3
gross…matching the purse to the dress? How could she?
Does this stupid ugly fucking whore ever smile? What a bitch!
Victoria B really is homely, look close at her face, she is not good looking….. Plus she is a no body and fits in the league of Hilton, Spears, and many others…
i can’t wait for beckham to divorce the faux victoria.
wow…she’s by no means fits in the category of Beautiful…
you want beauty? look at my girlfriend…
you want scary freaking monkey lady doll? look at victoria…
and some say she’s close to perfection…psh…perfection my ass.
Hair is fug.
Dress is outdated.
Next!
Ehhhhh tireds of hearing about her. And This dress has already been worn. By Ciara in her new video with 50 Cent.. whatever the hell its called… boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
she looks like one of those Troll Eraser heads http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/spring/troll.jpg
helll yeah she is soooooo sexy !!!!!!
Her monkey face does support theory of evolution. No offense to skateboarders, but her hair looks just like the hair cut skateboarder guys were sporting a few years back.–What kinda desperate cow throws herself an “arrival” party, struts around on hooker heels and shows us all that she’s good friends with Katie Holmes and “Koo Koo for CocoaPuffs” Tom Cruise. What a bunch of douche bags.— I think Victoria and Tom have distorted self-images, and drag their spouses around like props. Wonder if the Beckhams are going to place themselves among the Scientologists?; which sounds like a made up religion to suit narcissistic asses that think they’re so superior they MUST be hybrids from aliens! I’ll bet ol’ Vicks jumps in with all four hooves. “Plastic and Superior in America”, the British Barbie dream. aww-
P.S.–Dear England, you can have that nasty Katie from “Katie and Peter” back too. Yuck! What a big coke-head nose, eats with her mouth open and sniffs her armpits on t.v. Oink, snort, snort—seriously what’s with all the British imports lately?!
When I was in London last month; a tabloid showed a close up of her back thighs and she has some awful looking cellulite. You guys should take a picture of the back of her legs yikes!
#109 If you had a personal chef, trainer, and special diet pills, you too could look like Posh.
And smell like Posh. When she queefs, smells like plastic Barbie dolls.
Fembot Away!!!!!!
She looks like the Mars Attacks hooker alien chick. Massive head.
All the ‘ugly’ and ‘pretty’ Posh comments aside, did you folks know that her tattoo, on her back, is a) in Hebrew and b) its a Israeli folk song, or a saying, I don’t remember exactly.
How about THAT for a random Posh Spice fact? RAD, I say. RAD!
And as I commented on HP’s photos in Paris, GREAT dress, wrong person. I want that dress badly! :)
Omg ppl, SHUT UP. I know girls everywhere would DIE to have her body. I know you’re all just jealous.
#132—No, no, wrong, wrong—–If I had her money, I wouldn’t do to myself what she’s done. She looks like a spider monkey with a bad boob job.—–Besides her looks get picked on because she behaves like a shallow, “scientologist-to-be”, stuck up for no reason, silly bitch. For God sakes I havn’t heard the “Spice Girls” music on radio forever——why does she think we’re supposed to be in awe of her. We have way more naturally or enhanced beautiful women here in the States. This country has lowered the bar on the word “beautiful”. I would like to hear from her mouth why she thinks anyone in this country should give a big fat bullocks why?! So, in short, I seriously doubt any girl or transvestite would DIE to look like her. A transvestite has a better chance, because they look the same with a silly boob job and no meat to even hold them up. She looks crack-head skinny, not shapely. Nigella Lawson from England is England’s beauty, not Beckham.
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She looks like one of those humanoid mutants stepping out of the giant UFO in the final scene of “Close Encounter of the Third Kind” Scary.
Excluding all previous disrespectfull comments…..
shes has quite a style
I wanna shag her brains out. Victoria is a walking talking sex-doll!
omg, i do think she’s very……..fake, but, she has great talent! and she’s a real person too! she has thought and feelings.
omg, i do think she’s very……..fake, but, she has great talent! and she’s a real person too! she has thought and feelings.