Victoria Beckham is a walking doll
September 12th, 2007 // 139 Comments
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P911GT10C | September 12, 2007 at 11:25 am
plastic or no, she’s still fugly.
the dude | September 12, 2007 at 11:25 am
First
crash bang | September 12, 2007 at 11:25 am
fisteenth!
p911gt10c | September 12, 2007 at 11:27 am
#2, you’re a loser. Notice how I didn’t put “first” in my post? That’s cause only losers do that. So go be a loser on another board.
VeryFunny | September 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
The fish story with these pictures is the funniest fantasy I’ve read here. It will be even funnier if you are actually shorter than Tom Cruise, fat and bald.
Ooba Gooba | September 12, 2007 at 11:34 am
She is totally useless. What does she contribute? Nothing at all. Why people even pay attention to her is beyond me.
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 11:34 am
I love the fuck me pumps she’s wearing.
Mick | September 12, 2007 at 11:35 am
I think she looks pretty good. There is something cute about her.
oozing sore | September 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
It’s hard to believe that 3 healthy kids came out of that body. I guess chicks really don’t have to turn into cows, it’s all just laziness.
Meisterburger | September 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
How come she’s sweating?
Riotboy | September 12, 2007 at 11:39 am
Meh.
Joe Millionaire | September 12, 2007 at 11:39 am
I love her so much. Want to touch the hiney
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Whorified. | September 12, 2007 at 11:40 am
Oh look! It seems that she’s attempting to “smile” in that first pic, but without cracking the shellac on her plastic face. It’s funny how she’d invest in fake boobs, fake tan, expensive clothes and hair, but not bother to do anything about that pig-snout of hers. Why a talentless alien whore like this gets so much press for doing nothing but shopping is beyond me.
english bitch | September 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
Ooooh the launch of prostitute barbie! Where can I buy one?
bob | September 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
what’s with this dress? it looks like the rainbow one lindsay wore a few months ago. shouldn’t posh be cutting edge?
anyway, it looks like it’s made out of a bunch of seatbelts.
Roxanne | September 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
Oh jeez. Now all the Superfish fatties will come herding out to say she looks anorexic. This will be the most predictable thread of the day.
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 11:44 am
She looks like some creature from a cartoon from when I was a kid….DAMN! Who is it? She’s so fucking weird looking.
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
Like an elfin creature………….
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
Jrzymommy
Johnny Quest?
V | September 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
It’s funny she’s spent a gazillion pounds in plastic surgery and her nose still looks like pig’s snout
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
WAIT! WAIT! Was it this thing from The Neverending Story I’m thinking of?
http://www.geocities.com/autumnsleave/falcor.jpg
V | September 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
Whorified, I said the same thing. sorry
lambman | September 12, 2007 at 11:47 am
gross, you can see her hip bones through her dress
also she has a monkey face
ph7 | September 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
Midget. I like my hot chicks tall.
jrzmommy | September 12, 2007 at 11:49 am
Or like a Precious Moments character? She definately looks a lot like Falcor from The Neverending Story………
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 12, 2007 at 11:50 am
HAHA Jrz! No I remember something similar too, like a young boy character who was and archer or something.
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
My blow-up doll looks a lot better than this, but they both are full of cum. Well not my doll, because I clean it out after each use.
havoc | September 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
I get the feeling she even poses in her sleep. Or hibernation chamber or whatever the fuck she / it / alien does…..
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hollyj | September 12, 2007 at 11:54 am
Sooo-WEE!!
Barry LeFarge | September 12, 2007 at 11:54 am
She looks like a ground squirrel.
hitmasterflash | September 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
I’d hit it.
Rossafur | September 12, 2007 at 11:57 am
What does she do now that I should care to see her?
big | September 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
Another Duck
IWONKY | September 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
I’d have to pull off her doll head first…,
Fag | September 12, 2007 at 11:59 am
I’d hit it, after David has hit it.
Love those sloppy seconds.
MMMMMMMMMMM sweet cream-pie
kathy | September 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
i think that if her hair weren’t platinum blonde she may look a tad better. blondes are retarded….
JJ | September 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
She’d look SO much better if she’d stop wearing stripper clothes, and get some NICE boobs. Those are 80s boobs with that nasty hard edge.
I watched an online vid about a Brit woman going to another Euro country for boobs. They showed the argument between her and the dr about her wanting the halved bowling-balls looks (ala Posh). The dr was shocked that she’d want something so horrific when there was much prettier options available. But she was adamant — she wanted the FAKE BOOBIES ‘look’.
So do Brits prefer the fake looking hard edged look, or was that just coincidence that this Brit woman wanted Posh boobs?
kellygirl57 | September 12, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I’m surprised that with all the plastic surgery she’s had, she still hasn’t had that pig nose fixed.
Hemlock Queen | September 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
An anorexic, plastic doll. *Barf*
Oh, @16. People like you only say that because your anorexic too, and fantasize about being that “voluptuously thin.” Go eat a fucking cheeseburger.
goober | September 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
There’s something slightly negroid about her features. Is she high yellow? I can’t stand her.
Texas Tranny | September 12, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Hey my Queen!!!!!
You’re so right.
mr sensitive | September 12, 2007 at 12:08 pm
@9 – those are replacement kids that the Beckhams bought. Here’s a pic of the kids that actually came out of Posh Barbie.
Bats | September 12, 2007 at 12:18 pm
When plastic gets used improperly…..btw :-&
Hemlock Queen | September 12, 2007 at 12:22 pm
No, YOUR my Queen TT! ; ) (…brtiney spear’s breathy manic giggle follows…) lol
George Best | September 12, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Posh is hot and cool and down to earth, but ive never understood why women with beautiful brunette hair bleach it blonde.
Ill bet this chick performs more sexual positions then you can imagine to keep Becks happy.
jess | September 12, 2007 at 12:31 pm
her boobs only look that that because of her dress. i think she’s actually very pretty. not to be forgotten…she’s fucking one of the hottest athletes.
meee | September 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm
#46…seriously? i’m glad you think the person you fuck raises your worth as a person.
my boyfriend thinks she’s hot & it absolutely horrifies me. few people gross me out the way posh does.
meee | September 12, 2007 at 12:35 pm
also, #38, you read my mind completely. i hate that fucking pig nose.
p0nk | September 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm
@47 – if that’s true about your boyfriend, watch out. One morning you’ll wake up and he’ll be slicing your breasts off and replacing them with oranges.
norton | September 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Obviously she stopped at the nose….