Victoria Beckham is a walking doll

plastic or no, she’s still fugly.

First

fisteenth!

#2, you’re a loser. Notice how I didn’t put “first” in my post? That’s cause only losers do that. So go be a loser on another board.

The fish story with these pictures is the funniest fantasy I’ve read here. It will be even funnier if you are actually shorter than Tom Cruise, fat and bald.

She is totally useless. What does she contribute? Nothing at all. Why people even pay attention to her is beyond me.

I love the fuck me pumps she’s wearing.

I think she looks pretty good. There is something cute about her.

It’s hard to believe that 3 healthy kids came out of that body. I guess chicks really don’t have to turn into cows, it’s all just laziness.

How come she’s sweating?

Meh.

I love her so much. Want to touch the hiney

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Oh look! It seems that she’s attempting to “smile” in that first pic, but without cracking the shellac on her plastic face. It’s funny how she’d invest in fake boobs, fake tan, expensive clothes and hair, but not bother to do anything about that pig-snout of hers. Why a talentless alien whore like this gets so much press for doing nothing but shopping is beyond me.

Ooooh the launch of prostitute barbie! Where can I buy one?

what’s with this dress? it looks like the rainbow one lindsay wore a few months ago. shouldn’t posh be cutting edge?

anyway, it looks like it’s made out of a bunch of seatbelts.

Oh jeez. Now all the Superfish fatties will come herding out to say she looks anorexic. This will be the most predictable thread of the day.

She looks like some creature from a cartoon from when I was a kid….DAMN! Who is it? She’s so fucking weird looking.

Like an elfin creature………….

Jrzymommy
Johnny Quest?

It’s funny she’s spent a gazillion pounds in plastic surgery and her nose still looks like pig’s snout

WAIT! WAIT! Was it this thing from The Neverending Story I’m thinking of?
http://www.geocities.com/autumnsleave/falcor.jpg

Whorified, I said the same thing. sorry

gross, you can see her hip bones through her dress

also she has a monkey face

Midget. I like my hot chicks tall.

Or like a Precious Moments character? She definately looks a lot like Falcor from The Neverending Story………

HAHA Jrz! No I remember something similar too, like a young boy character who was and archer or something.

My blow-up doll looks a lot better than this, but they both are full of cum. Well not my doll, because I clean it out after each use.

I get the feeling she even poses in her sleep. Or hibernation chamber or whatever the fuck she / it / alien does…..

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Sooo-WEE!!

She looks like a ground squirrel.

I’d hit it.

What does she do now that I should care to see her?

Another Duck

I’d have to pull off her doll head first…,

I’d hit it, after David has hit it.
Love those sloppy seconds.
MMMMMMMMMMM sweet cream-pie

i think that if her hair weren’t platinum blonde she may look a tad better. blondes are retarded….

She’d look SO much better if she’d stop wearing stripper clothes, and get some NICE boobs. Those are 80s boobs with that nasty hard edge.

I watched an online vid about a Brit woman going to another Euro country for boobs. They showed the argument between her and the dr about her wanting the halved bowling-balls looks (ala Posh). The dr was shocked that she’d want something so horrific when there was much prettier options available. But she was adamant — she wanted the FAKE BOOBIES ‘look’.

So do Brits prefer the fake looking hard edged look, or was that just coincidence that this Brit woman wanted Posh boobs?

I’m surprised that with all the plastic surgery she’s had, she still hasn’t had that pig nose fixed.

An anorexic, plastic doll. *Barf*

Oh, @16. People like you only say that because your anorexic too, and fantasize about being that “voluptuously thin.” Go eat a fucking cheeseburger.

There’s something slightly negroid about her features. Is she high yellow? I can’t stand her.

Hey my Queen!!!!!

You’re so right.

@9 – those are replacement kids that the Beckhams bought. Here’s a pic of the kids that actually came out of Posh Barbie.

When plastic gets used improperly…..btw :-&

No, YOUR my Queen TT! ; ) (…brtiney spear’s breathy manic giggle follows…) lol

Posh is hot and cool and down to earth, but ive never understood why women with beautiful brunette hair bleach it blonde.

Ill bet this chick performs more sexual positions then you can imagine to keep Becks happy.

her boobs only look that that because of her dress. i think she’s actually very pretty. not to be forgotten…she’s fucking one of the hottest athletes.

#46…seriously? i’m glad you think the person you fuck raises your worth as a person.

my boyfriend thinks she’s hot & it absolutely horrifies me. few people gross me out the way posh does.

also, #38, you read my mind completely. i hate that fucking pig nose.

@47 – if that’s true about your boyfriend, watch out. One morning you’ll wake up and he’ll be slicing your breasts off and replacing them with oranges.

Obviously she stopped at the nose….