Victoria Beckham is a robot or something, I dunno

October 9th, 2007 // 144 Comments

We started the day with Victoria Beckham looking ridiculous, so it’s only fitting that we end the day with her looking futuristically ridiculous. Here she is posing for more photos in Paris and I have no idea what in the hell she’s supposed to be. Is she some sort of feminine robot sent from the future to battle a totalitarian police-state? If so, Robo-Posh should probably look a little more seductive and a little less constipated. Unless these power-hungry cops dig chicks who can’t poop. In that case her facial expressions make sense, I guess. Sci-fi is weird.


  1. jrzmommy

    She’s an ANGRY little space monkey……….

  2. lola

    this bitch is getting so annoying……someone please remind her that her 15 minutes of fame is done!!!

  3. LOL Jrzymommy………….little space monkey.

    Not as hot as 7 of 9

  4. Cindee

    Leave Britney alone!

  5. Rocky

    In the future, the women will no longer have butts. Instead, they will have foreheads covered with big zits, which will be hidden at times by a thick layer of makeup engineered by NASA.

  6. I’m so glad the naked pics of Sienna Miller are still up, she makes my little cock hard in my pretty panties.

  7. Leave britney alone? LOL!!!!!!!!

  8. Habitual Line Stepper

    I guess she’s going for most ridiculous person ever. She’s even worse than fat goth kids who act like they don’t want to conform, when the truth is they were outcast already.

  9. ssdd

    Futuristic Dress with washer hose line on the sleeves for piping…………… $200.00.

    5 inch Silver Stilettos not really made for walking in but double as a boomerang……….$150.00

    Posing in Paris embarrassing yourself and your famous soccer player husband…………….. Priceless.

  10. havoc

    WTF is wrong with this chick?

    Did someone tell her she was special or something?

    Is she trying to be funny?

    I don’t get it…..

    .

  11. Charlie

    Is she Jenna Jamesons sister??

  12. ham

    that is so cool she looks awesome, i am starting to like her more now!

  13. D W

    So, she’s a femme-bot now?? First Jenna Jameson is a duck, and now this?? ** distress **

  14. CS

    Meet George Jetson
    His Boy Elroy
    DAUGHTER JUDY
    Jane his wife

    Duh duh duh duh da na na na na na

  15. Bindi

    It’s the return of Ilsa, She-Wolf the SS!!!

    I vill dominate you…

  16. harhar

    roboTITS

  17. sharpeidude

    Here’s another fucking kooky bitch that needs to go away like yesterday!

  18. Get a Clue Posh!

    #117 lol!

    Only attractive females can get away with short hair. She needs to grow her hair long so the emphasis is not on her face. She also needs to eat because she looks anorexic; basically she looks horrible. yikes!

  19. George Best

    All of the Spice Girls are hot and they are all monsters in the sack. That is all anyone needs to know. Posh is the best of the bunch.

  20. Ted from LA

    “Oil me. Oil me.”

  21. Rebecca

    She clearly has a penchant for the most disgusting, crappy shoes availabe… same goes for clothes, hair, face… Gosh, she’s disgusting… Posh? Spice? She’s lame

  22. spoofy mcgillicutty

    Somebody shoot this cunt

  23. McLashen ya bass ya!

    “that is so cool she looks awesome, i am starting to like her more now!”

    Ah no, no , no that’s what they said about another preening freak with short hair in Berlin, 1933 and look what happened!

    Look she’s pish, crap, bollox, and yoU (SA) can hav’ er…

  24. MJ-12

    We are Borg, resistance is futile.

  25. This woman is now nothing more than a complete joke. Thanks for sharing.

  26. Mama Pinkus

    Ms. Beckham needs to come out with a clothing line of negative sizes.

  27. justcurious

    has anyone ever seen her crack a smile? move her lips? cough? sneeze?
    Probably has her jaw wired shut so she can’t eat other than what she can get through a straw. Poor hubby, betcha he never gets any use out of that orafice of her body.

  28. IKE

    SOMEONE (her dad) should have worn a condom.

  29. MistressEva

    Maybe her dad didn’t wear a condom, but it looks like she’s wearing some sort of crazy space age contraceptive device.

    Oh wait, it IS a contraceptive device. Who would fuck someone in that???

  30. Damn. Ground Control to Major Tom, someone actually did the futuristic thing…..back in 1972. Bowie looked hot too.

  31. #73 “If Beckam’s still with her after all this time she must have a magic cooch!”

    Beckham is bi, the fairy goes both ways. Like me.

    And mmmmmmmm Vickys getting my little Vienna Sausage hard!

  32. Davey Jones

    @85;

    Are you on drugs? She is one of the most vile critters around. Not only is she a dog-faced bitch she is a disgusting, boring example of fashion sense.

    She is also a self-righteous jackass. Don’t believe it? Next time you see her, walk up, offer your hand and start a conversation. Then you can see for yourself by the look of horrid disgust on her face that she HATES commoners, she hates people with no money and she hates everyone that treats other people properly.

    She is a waste of good air and a dull, boring, stiff upper-lipped holier than thou cocksucker.

    Did I leave anything out?

    Oh yea, David Beckham loves COCK

  33. Rosossko Jones

    I think she looks really cool in these photos. Very “sci-fi-cyber-chic.” Her features and overall shape are uniquely cute and even make her look like a living anime character — very much how I used to hope people would look by the 21st Century.

    I don’t know anything about her personally, though I wouldn’t doubt if she is lacking in the personality or compassion departments, as seems common among these types; that’s unfortunate, if true.

    Still, she is very cute, and I actually do respect the fact that she goes out of her way to try some pretty way-out looks in public. What passes for acceptable street fashion these days has long been quite dull, so it’s nice that there are those who still try to add some sartorial spice to the public space.

    She may really be an unpleasant person, but she is, at least in these pictures cute almost beyond measure; “adorably sleek,” even.

  34. CaffeBeotch

    @100… http://www.giambattistavalli.com/ made those god-awful shoes… they’re not on the site, but others are… no prices. If you have to ask, you can’t afford them.

  35. mafme

    I’m freakin’ telling you, Real Doll… those good people, whoever they are, who make Real Dolls should knock out a Posh Spice one just to see if it looks more real than the “real” thing we see here.

  36. Danklin24

    If anyone finds this woman attractive you are severely fucked up! Hell Britney is still hotter than this….i dunno what you’d call it….not a her not yet a him. See what i did there? Because Britney’s song is not a girl not yet a woman.

  37. aussie

    i think the pics are kinda mesmerizing…look at them as art, instead of putting empasis on the subject in a ‘personal’ way.

    As far as her imperfections…get over it, we all have them.

  38. dukseewhorse

    I am waiting for water to spill onto her, and for her to short out… sparks flying out of her ears….. a real life robotic inflatable doll!
    I wonder what David Beckham invested in that…. or if she is just there on a trial run

  39. sharpeidude

    It’s Judy Robinson from Lost In Space, right????

  40. Ooba Gooba

    She is the definition of ugly.

  41. maria

    WHAT A BIG HEAD.. AWFUL.. SEEMS A PLASTIC DOLL

  42. Latina Lover

    I want one just like her. Keep her tied up, ankles and wrists, to the bedposts. Then, just bang away! Posh, is soooo hot!

  43. justtheobvious

    Why does her head and legs look so large for the rest of her torso? She isn’t that attractive. I’d rather see another picture of Britney Spear’s cooch.

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