We started the day with Victoria Beckham looking ridiculous, so it’s only fitting that we end the day with her looking futuristically ridiculous. Here she is posing for more photos in Paris and I have no idea what in the hell she’s supposed to be. Is she some sort of feminine robot sent from the future to battle a totalitarian police-state? If so, Robo-Posh should probably look a little more seductive and a little less constipated. Unless these power-hungry cops dig chicks who can’t poop. In that case her facial expressions make sense, I guess. Sci-fi is weird.
tom | October 9, 2007 at 7:02 pm
woo
lola | October 9, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Maybe shes chanelling that robot in front of the Louvre in Euro trip!
imran karim | October 9, 2007 at 7:03 pm
how attractive
44th | October 9, 2007 at 7:03 pm
shoulder pads, merci
CaffeBeotch | October 9, 2007 at 7:07 pm
What the fuck is up with those shoes?? Can something that hideous even be classified as a shoe?? They look more like steel doorstops.
Riotboy | October 9, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
/I make me laugh
12:51 | October 9, 2007 at 7:13 pm
she looks bow-legged
P.G. | October 9, 2007 at 7:22 pm
She does look very hot in that dress!
Jo | October 9, 2007 at 7:25 pm
I get that she was a Spice Girl, who ever extremely popular, but what the hell has she done lately? Why this woman is famous is beyond me.
So incredibly transparent. She’s just embarassing herself now.
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Sweet Mother of God!! WTF is THAT thing???!?!
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 7:26 pm
But I’ll bet TT loves those shoes!
kelly | October 9, 2007 at 7:26 pm
would it not be easier to just get a mannequin on wheels to put in her place?
Hellous | October 9, 2007 at 7:27 pm
i want them shoes.
michelle | October 9, 2007 at 7:28 pm
I guess we’ve reached that stage where every piece of clothing design possible has been done a million times, so we’re doing really stupid horrible looking futuristic uber pretentious stuff now.
Jessica | October 9, 2007 at 7:33 pm
wtf is she WEARING
shosho | October 9, 2007 at 7:34 pm
lol she looks scary!! no wonder her husband cheated on her :p
emilee | October 9, 2007 at 7:37 pm
That outfit is from the scientology collection. Tom must be giving her fashion advice. Her head looks so large on her skinny frame.
castanza | October 9, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I’m not sure, but I think she is a hag. You know how some celebs you see pics of when they have no make-up on and it scares you? That’s her.
milo | October 9, 2007 at 7:54 pm
What a mug!!!
That’s a face only a mother can love …and by love, I mean abort.
hahhahaa | October 9, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I shouldn’t have clicked on that close up pic..she looks like a pig with really bad skin.
Eye-Dish Lass | October 9, 2007 at 8:07 pm
She has great legs, and I like her edgy look…..but R2D2 wouldn’t be caught dead in that get-up. If VB could read, she should read “The Emperor’s New Clothes….”
meow | October 9, 2007 at 8:09 pm
OMG! someone tell me where she shops. WHo is the designer? Cinderella wore glass slippers, but that was a fairy tale. Posh wears fucking PLATFORM METAL slippers. And what’s with the bands around the arms and shoulders? fucking ugly. She’s all plastic. Robot woman, right on.
Auntie Kryst | October 9, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Wow, I complimented her in the prior thread. I got to retrack my earlier statement. Do you think she may be the butt of someone’s joke? The next post of her will be in a SS uniform spanking wee midgets or something. Whoops, that wasn’t PC. I meant WW2 era German uniform.
wundersmack | October 9, 2007 at 8:14 pm
I love Victoria. No matter what she does or what she wears (even this), I adore her.
poop | October 9, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Does anyone remember rainbow brite??????? THIS IS THE EXACT OUTFITS THEY USED TO WEAR EXCEPT THEY WERE COLORFUL…..SERIOUS!!! LOOK THAT SHIT UP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SAME EXACT SHIT AROUND THE SHOULDERS AND ARMS!!!!
Stephanie | October 9, 2007 at 8:23 pm
The sheer awesome of this outfit amazes me. I would love to just wander around Paris in futuristic dress-up playclothes as an adult. Seriously. The woman gets to play dress-up every day. I’d feel like I was 5 again and go home giggling at all the odd looks I got.
max | October 9, 2007 at 8:30 pm
That pole is lucky!!!
Davey | October 9, 2007 at 8:32 pm
David Beckham loves COCK.
gotmilk? | October 9, 2007 at 8:36 pm
25, i was thinking that same thing, but i was also going to say it looks like something Judy Jetson wore. wtf is this? i don’t care if this is for a photoshoot, it looks like shit & that’s just the outfit. i’m not even going to comment on her because that just speaks for its self. plus, i am speechless.
jacknasty | October 9, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Dont you have to eat to be constipated?
yo poop! | October 9, 2007 at 8:39 pm
i LOVED rainbow brite! thanks for taking me back to my childhood in the 80s for a moment…
lily | October 9, 2007 at 8:45 pm
LOL she looks like sailor moon! :P almost same outfit!
Suzanna Lakin | October 9, 2007 at 8:47 pm
She is the REAL scary spice – they messed up the names when they decided on who would be who in the spice girl group!!!
alex | October 9, 2007 at 8:50 pm
the only reason she probably stayed with david beckham after he cheated is it would hurt like hell to get that DB tattoo on her wrist removed
…and hes hott
TS | October 9, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Now that’s just outright horrible. Seriously.
23apples | October 9, 2007 at 9:09 pm
I like the gray things twisting around her arms. Hey wait a minute… that’s my garden hose! Ohhh, the future… such a trickster.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 9:14 pm
I have to have those shoes!!!
MrSemprini | October 9, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Ohhh I wanna get kicked by those shoes… mmmmmm
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Wonder if they come in size 8 wide
Ghandi | October 9, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Wow, a prostitute from the Jetsons
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Why is my computer running so slow??!!??
Maybe the Lindsay Lohan posts gave it a virus
Yeah Baby | October 9, 2007 at 9:24 pm
This picture seals it. She’s a fem bot sent by Dr. Evil to distract the public with her bizarro nips while he unfurls his newest plan to take over the world using Britney Spear’s latest single to implant subliminal messages. That’s why that it’s so damn catchy. (Dammit, did I say that? Ack, his plan is working!) It’s also the only logical explanation for why this euroskank’s pinched face is plastered everywhere.
FRIST!!! | October 9, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Yeah Baby, you nailed it, but could you just give me some more?
gimme more
gimme more
Why do I keep saying that?!??!!?
blah, blah, blah | October 9, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Well, I just don’t get it? Seriously, I’m totally agreeing with the lady in shot #9! What on earth has made Posh think her “skim-shit don’t stink”? She’s not even pretty…not even striking…or exotic…she looks like a little 9 year old boy trick-or-treatin for Halloween. Sorry, truth hurts!
Sister Sweetly | October 9, 2007 at 9:45 pm
This is funny as all hell. I think somebody is totally f*cking with her…making her pose in this sh*t telling her it’s “art” or “fashion.”
What a dumb clunt.
CaffeBeotch | October 9, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Frist… if you had those shoes, you’d have to stand with them 2 feet apart just to keep your balance like VBeck. Maybe they’re opposite magnets that can’t get close to each other on purpose…. VB’s legs are never together anyway.
ack | October 9, 2007 at 10:16 pm
the best thing about these pics is that frickin ginormous diamond on her left hand–GIMME THAT SHIT
kenblake | October 9, 2007 at 10:16 pm
If i were eating pie when I clicked that damn closeup, my monitor would be covered with goo. It’s a good thing I don’t like pie. Dammit TSF, DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
... | October 9, 2007 at 10:19 pm
God! That makeup! Instant Amy Wino! :(
I was actually kind of digging on her look recently too.
Makemepuke | October 9, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Its sad to see what fame and fortune does to some people’s self dignity , add her to the heap of self absorbed, stupid, spoiled, pathetic ,talentless, attention seeking Hollywood media whores…