It truly is a slow news day when I’m slapping up a shot of Victoria Beckham’s hard nipple. But I make it a rule of thumb that, when in doubt, you can’t go wrong with fake breasts. I believe that’s in the Constitution somewhere. Yes, our founding fathers were true visionaries – that loved boobs. Damn, this country rocks. I’m raising a flag right now in your honor, U.S. of A. I won’t tell you where, but it’s poised atop two boulders and, aw, you got me, it’s totally my penis. Ha ha, no one’s fooling you, America.
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I don’t even see why this woman is considered news anymore. She does absolutely nothing except look very very fucked up(and not in a good way)
Her HARD NIPPLES are those plastic-nipples, you can put unto your own nipples like stickers.. can be bought in most girlstores..
so get over that WOOW WOOW about that
its FU*KING plastic like everthing else on her..
Zoe, you say that like body modification is a bad thing. Say, if those nipples are fake, wouldn’t it make sense to have them augmented as well? Can they do that? Little nimplants?
I don’t understand why she’s walking around with her right arm bent that way so her hand is constantly grazing against her hair and/or head. That just looks odd, and it annoys me. You can, inf act, carry a huge bag with your arm without keeping your hand in your face. My mom does it all the time (my point here being that I generally see only old ladies carrying their purses like this).
Posh is hot. I just wish she would go back to being a brunette.
And this is why i wear padded bra’s…
Oh is it really, Amber? You wear padded “bra’s” because your fake nipples are too obvious on your fake breasts? Got any pics?
Amber,
This is why I wear padded bras………………
You have big fake nipples? Or really big naturals?
I respect her style so much!
like..
the kid kinda matches her outfit
she’ my hero
when i have a kid
i want to wear it like that it would balance out my boob job
Is anyone else fucking sick of stupid-looking giant sunglasses on stupid-looking tiny-headed women?
i wish they’d just start wearing helmets instead. at all times.
i would really like to tell her than she’s really ugly, disgusting, gross, awful…
Hi my name is syed and i thick victoria is the most pretty girl of the world and she will always be.I like her and i love her.bye love you victoria.
Syed, you are really sad if you think this ugly plastic woman is in any way shape or form pretty. She has plastic breasts, forever posing, now dragging her young son around as a fashion accessory so she can be photographed like the other celebs, for instance Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes, etc. (by the way, wot happend about Katie and Posh??? Er, can u see Katie posing around town with THIS MORON???) She loves herself too much and I really dont understand why she is forever being photographed. Oh I know, THEY ARE BEING PAID TO DO THIS.
Sam Heim, Dont know if they can.. shouldnt suprise me, though..
I just ment, that no girl ever has had hard nipples all the time, so it logic that its those plasticstickers things, the once Lopez used in the old days, to get some attention.
Victoria can do what she wish with her body, but Im in my good right to think, that she is like a cartoon, her HAIR, EYELASHES, BREAST, NIPPLES, is fake, and its not a good job even.. those boobs look comic, not even pretty like natural big breast..
BunnyButt –
you are so right..
she overdo it all the time, like a cartoon..
She does look like a manaquin ie plastic most of the time. But watch out, she’d probably take that as a compliment. Cute kids though. Poor things, they must get lost when they go shopping with mum. Probably go up to the actual store manaquins when looking for her.
She appears to be wearing a bra though. That’s that tan thing peeking over the top of her tank, unless it’s another tank for that layered look. If it is a bra then man she’s got some hard nipples. Do they double as a place to hang her keys? At least she’d never lose them. Of course they’re probably fake nipples to make it look like she lives in her own personal arctic zone. Anyone ever see the fake nipple episode of Sex and the City? That’s immediately what came to mind when I saw this.
=)
I agree that she does seem to be a good mom, and who cares if he wants to pull his own suitcase. Good for him.
I think I hate her less than the rest honestly…it’s fun to talk shit though.
=)
nips, hehe
Her son is adorable. Thats about it.
#68 Zsa:
Fake nipple stickers, like the once J.LO had on, when she wanted some attention too for her musicvideo.
When Victoria husband and she go to bed, she first has to take all her fake-things off, first go the hair, second the eyelashes, third the hard nipples stickers and then he can see her, WITH fake boobs, nose, chin… and botox in tons..
J. ITS COMIC !
wherehas Becham gone, there are only Victoriaand her son, i seem to see her profile on a celebrities site called sugarcupid.com, with attractive photos there.
This is really awesome bra.
http://www.techlasers.com