It truly is a slow news day when I’m slapping up a shot of Victoria Beckham’s hard nipple. But I make it a rule of thumb that, when in doubt, you can’t go wrong with fake breasts. I believe that’s in the Constitution somewhere. Yes, our founding fathers were true visionaries – that loved boobs. Damn, this country rocks. I’m raising a flag right now in your honor, U.S. of A. I won’t tell you where, but it’s poised atop two boulders and, aw, you got me, it’s totally my penis. Ha ha, no one’s fooling you, America.
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Her body needs some help. Boob supports. Steel beams for her calves. Stuff like that.
Cute kid. Wonder if he can bend it.
This was taken in West L.A. at the Grove shopping center. There are lots of places to eat there. Hint, hint Vicki. Bitch looks like a blow-pop. E-nough already. Swallow something other than air & jizz.
i feel sorry for the kid having to tug that bag along while she struts for the cameras
Jesus, how many slow news days in a row can you have before you admit you’re just a little bit shit at finding good stories ? Oh well at least the commentaries are back to being occasionally funny.
fake boobs = permahard nips. if you’re ever wondering if they are real or fake, the nipples are a good sign.
She’s got fake tits, her hubby has a fake brain.
A match made in the laboratory.
She’s chilly alright. As in Cold, the opposite of Hot. I see much better looking women than her every day.
And why is she famous? Oh, yea, her husband is a soccer player. And a fairy.
David Beckham loves Cock.
She looks like such a great, attentive mom.
@6, which stories do you recommend for today?
they look like quarters!!!
Uh, she clearly IS wearing a bra.
Muuuch better!! You gonna throw in your mama and some hot apple pie next? I got the best damn pie you’ve ever tasted right the fuck here.
#10 I’m with you on that one, shit that is so sad , Victoria is prancin along thinkin “oh are my nipples stickin out, , oh look at my fake boobs everyone, i ‘m a star I’m so fashion….I’m so beautiful….meanwhile the poor little guy is thinkin ‘what’s wrong with me that me mommy treats me like i don;’ exist beyond a fashion accessory”……that is sad shit man, i HOPE i’M WRONG ON THAT ONE FOR THAT LITTLE GUYS SAKE. PLEASE TELL ME THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS SHE REALLY IS A LOVING ATTENTIVE MOTHER.
I bet her breath stinks.
If it were not for her torpedo tit boob job, her tits would look like two green peas.
so she shops at abercrombie
The Dude behind Posh is chilly without his bra as well!
I read somewhere that she doesn’t smile in public because she thinks she looks better with that smug pout on her face. I can only imagine how ghastly that rictus grin must be.
I like Victoria ‘s sense of style, demeanor and hands-on parenting style.
The little boy’s suitcase is empty, for heaven’s sake and he’s not about to let his Mum pull his suitcase and spoil his fun! The suitcase is one of the great pleasures in traveling for little children. Victoria, unlike some stars, is attentive enough that SHE is with her child instead of the usual nanny.
I will admit that she should be more careful in choosing her bras so that she is not so exposed, but having said that, I don’t understand why people don’t like her. Unlike some celebrities, she almost always exhibits ladylike behavior: She’s married-with children; she appears to be a genuinely reserved woman; she eats in private instead of on the run; she can walk and shop without constantly slurping a Starbucks or smoking a cigarette or chewing gum like a cow; she doesn’t, unlike others, insanely smile and speak to nobody in particular; she’s sober; and lest I forget, she actually understands the fine art of entering and exiting a vehicle with dignity.
set the bar a bit lower, why don’t you? oh, wait, it’s already on the floor. never mind.
Ok all you fake breast experts. Whats makes you so sure that those breast are fake? The shape? Hard nipples? Lack of sag?
As for the son, he probably wants to carry it and a bit of responsibility is character building.
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Where did she get that purse that looks like a little boy?
i sorry for the boy! that bag is too big for him!!!
I’m mostly concerned that her bags are too big for her. And gee, where would a person get the idea that they’re fake? Ummm, maybe the fact that she admits as much herself? And the fact that they look like 2 billiard balls glued to a mop?
Those tits are fake? aren’t they?
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fuck you everybody ! she looks good ! i am happy in my pants!!!
Does this bitch ever smile? Maybe glance at the kid once in awhile? I think I hate her more than Britney, but less than Lohan.
WHY? Is she news? really? Her kid is cute and all, but doesn’t she have 3? Are they at home in a closet somewhere with all her Manolo’s? Seriously! What is the most important thing in her life? Check on priorities, aisle 7!
WTF???
She’s doing nothing wrong here and everything fine. My kids loved carting their own suitcases through the airport at that age. They relished new responsibilities because it made them feel like big kids. I’m sure Victora, a mom, understands the same thing about her little man.
So what if she doesn’t smile in public? Would you smile all the time if a crowd of people were taking pictures of your every move? Yes, she and her husband chose their life, but it doesn’t mean they have to be thrilled with every moment of it.
Even as noncitizens of the US, they’re respectful to America, they don’t embarrass themselves in public, and they actually appear to care for their offspring.
What the hell more do you want from them? Victoria Beckham is not the problem. She makes some less than perfect choices, but none of them involve cocaine, a vehicle on the highway, or somebody else’s spouse.
I’m not wrong here.
You can see the bra poking out of her shirt!
Sadly, Fish seems to have only the most rudimentary knowledge of female anatomy.
Cruz is adorable. I gotta admit Posh looks a little more human in this photo compared to her bizarre fembot pics last week from those fashion photo shoots. Big Bird hasn’t been the same since.
Victoria needs to get surgery on those damn feet. Those bunions are horrible.
She was so damn pretty ten years ago…
I would so ruin that mouth.
God all that money and her kid looks like Chav scum.
what a dummy. She color co-ordinates herself like an obsessive 15 year-old. “I’m going to be in everything grays and blues today!” Garanimals.
HolyWowzerz haha this is madness!!
do you think the kid’s mouth looks stretched out from trying to breast feed from those Nat Geo, big-as-her-nose, can’t-possibly-dispense-milk-but-maybe-they-squirt-saline nipples?
and @16 yeah, like semen and DBs anus…
fake as can be!!!
HAHAAAAAA, I know all your tricks. You are doing this on purpose with fake-nipples putting them like stickers on your TITS!!
How do I know all this? Because your FAGGOT-Man and tommy cruise have such things too. But then it are fake-balls for showing at FAGGOTS your Dickie’s are pretty awesome!!
i hate this low self esteem bitch. i love the expressions on people’s faces everytime she walks by.
The umbrellas behind her in the main photo look like giant red cocks. Coincidence?
@#43 fixated much?
I would like to suck on her tits.
“I’m raising a flag right now in your honor, U.S. of A. I won’t tell you where, but it’s poised atop two boulders and, aw, you got me, it’s totally my penis. Ha ha, no one’s fooling you, America.”
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorgeous looking but a little skinny. She’s has a lookalikecalled Chanelle off our English big brother. Chanelle is sexier tho!
When the fuck is this stupid twat going back to England anyway? Hey pig face this just in: No one fucking cares about you or your husband on this side of the pond, sorry.
You know, that one comment that she hasn’t really done anything bad, is right.
She isn’t showing her freaking meat flaps like Brit, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, and others have.
At least she is consistent. Those nips are ALWAYS perp. You Go Girl with the Fakies.
I meant, “PERT”