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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already |
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Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory. |
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Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron? |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
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I’d still hit it.
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Lordy I hate it when rich people have bad skin. I want proof that vast sums of money can restore skin to baby’s bum smoothness and I aint gettin it!
The Brit fascination with Posh is due to her own self-involvement. It’s like Paris but with fewer minge shots. You wonder how one person can be so posey, so pouty, such an attention whore.
Apparently she has her own in-house spray-tanning booth and those tits are new this summer.
I don’t belief Paris or Posh ‘do’ sex. It would muss their hair and makeup. Girls like that are just prickteasers.
Owwwww Chermone. Bitch has got some stuck out fake titties, a fake nose, fake tan, fake hair, plastic surgery, she’s trying to be like Michael Jackson. At least Michael can sing. Owwww Chermone Eeee Eeee.
#104 I think that’s her real snout.
So not only has been apparently given up on food, but she seems to have foresaken breathing as well. This is made obvious by that black rubber band she’s wearing, usually found around bunches of broccolli in the produce section. It doesn’t surprise me that she’s greasier than Brandon Davis… she’s apparently sucreted all liquid perperation years ago and is moving on to sweating out the remaining 1% of her body fat. Somebody buy this bitch a Slim Fast shake.
It must be all the murders that she has committed!
How many times has she been to jail now? How many different high-security mental institutes, and in how many different countries, has she been in now? How much of a serious fraudster is she now?
she has always reminded me of a pig when I see her, strange considering that she’s so skeletal and is definitely not as pink or cute as ms. piggy…
What no one seems to remember is that she lives in SPAIN. Not in america. Not in new york. NOt in L.A. or anywhere remotely associated with mild sun rays. Have any of you been to spain? Of course not, or you would realize how fucking hot it is and how clean there part of the earth is considering they have better ways of dealing with the ozone than anyone in america. So obviously the sun is strong as hell. I spent a whole month in germany and nearly got this freaking orange just falling asleep in the fucking sun smoking cigarettes. Not healthy, but happened naturally.
GGRREEAASSYY…UGLY ASS HO, NO BODY AND UGLY SKIN…WHY OH WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE’S ALL THAT…but she got lucky with a real hottie…so beautiful women have no chance…huh? Makes sense to me! not..
Posh has the hot new look for spring — mummified pharaoh!
Now let’s not be mean here. All she’s trying to do is make herself look like beef jerky. Is that so wrong? I remember when she was young and beautiful dancing around as the only good looking Spice Girl. Poor Emma was the youngest but still looked like Bee Aurthor. The others were too fucking ugly to mention. Sporty spice looked like a fucking Banshee. Actually…She WAS a banshee. Oh well, you get a little soccer cock inside ya, and poof.. you look like Tara Reid. How I know that, will never be mentioned again. :(
Hey #98…careful before you insult others and talk like you know something. #96 is exactly right. Posh was rich and famous before Beckham ever was. He didnt really take off in England until after his 1998 disgrace in the World Cup. Spice World was no doubt a failure, but Posh had made her money by then and that was just one last attempt at a cash grab. He started making mad wages after Posh had already banked hers and hooked up with him. I wouldnt really classify either one as a gold digger, but he is one before she is.
1. The next slim jim commercial gone bad.
2. Someone accidently replaced her house lights with tanning bulbs.
3. She’s been Mexican all this time and faking.
4. Going for a Guiness record for the combo:
Big and Tanned.
Oh – oopsie – she already won that
Posh looks as if she’s been basted in Heinz 57. And her indignant, incredulous facial expression could well be a reaction to someone in the crowd loudly accusing her of eating.
On the upside, if she stays that color, the little Beckham boys can put her outside on the porch next October, doing double Halloween duty as a skeleton AND a jack-o-lantern. BOO!
she always looks perfect. her style too. i adore her!!!
She looks like the GEICO caveman’s girlfriend in the first two pics…
she’s always been way wrecked