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SilverBlade | September 13, 2006 at 8:53 am
Waaay too overtanned!
/obvious
SilverBlade | September 13, 2006 at 8:55 am
We can expect that in 10 years she will look 80. Or dead. Depending on whether age or cancer gets her first.
JimK | September 13, 2006 at 8:58 am
She looks *horrible*. Like, not a human. On what planet is that glamourous? Does she not have a mirror?
wendy718 | September 13, 2006 at 8:59 am
YIKES!
http://www.pg.com/science/skincare/Skin_tws_3/skin_tws_02.jpg
BriBri | September 13, 2006 at 9:00 am
She looks like she’s melting. She’s got WAY too much make-up on.
Binky | September 13, 2006 at 9:00 am
Posh Spice ? More like Posh Carrot.
jane's eyre | September 13, 2006 at 9:01 am
She looks like an inverted image of Michael Jackson.
BriBri | September 13, 2006 at 9:02 am
Nice outfit though.
Aimtrue | September 13, 2006 at 9:04 am
Is that grease on her face? She looks a little slimey. Those breasts sure stand out-I mean they just push straight out- she can’t even button that shirt- in Pic four doyou see that witch eyeing her like she wants to get some of that. Creepy
CelebSlam.com | September 13, 2006 at 9:04 am
You can’t fool us thesuperficial. That’s obviously a mannequin.
http://www.celebslam.com
wendy718 | September 13, 2006 at 9:06 am
Posh in 10 years
http://www.unclemelon.com/tan_old_woman.jpg
Zanna | September 13, 2006 at 9:06 am
@2 – If she gets cancer it’s going to be from “mystic tan” (because what she’s got going on ain’t natural). I wonder what will do to you once it seeps into your pores and courses through the body.
And what’s with the face. You could chisel ice with that thing.
Zanna | September 13, 2006 at 9:08 am
And I never thought of using black electrician’s tape for a waist cincher. I thought I was cutting edge with my duct tape dress.
beli3ver | September 13, 2006 at 9:09 am
wow new size of fake boobies (i remember her being flat like a boy). she is going hardcore.
dupababy | September 13, 2006 at 9:13 am
why does her face always look like it has a layer of slime on it? jesus..it’s not like she doesn’t have money enough to have her own personal face blotter running around behind her.. but then maybe the pondscumfilmy look is in this season? along with the agentorange afterglow? she’s not just horrible.. she’s freaking WHOREABLE..
tits_on_snack | September 13, 2006 at 9:15 am
Has she been roasting on a spit? What makes the “fried in batter” look so appealing? She looks like an orange version of dude who used to play guitar in Marilyn Manson. Nice going, Posh.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5204/zimzum20026ed.jpg
tits_on_snack | September 13, 2006 at 9:17 am
By the way. Who knew there were so many Posh look-a-likes??
http://www.splitting-images.com/posh_spice.html
A few of them have got it bang-on.
bigponie | September 13, 2006 at 9:17 am
pouting mouth, wide open eyes and stiff as a rock, yup that bitch is posing as zoolander.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 13, 2006 at 9:24 am
@18, Yes! It looks like the blue steel pose. LOL
Looks like someone when a little crazy with the spray on tanner. You are only supposed to get sprayed once, she looks like she swam in a vat of it for hours! Yikes.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Devil Is Chrome | September 13, 2006 at 9:26 am
These pictures prove that millions of pounds cannot buy great skin – even for the skinniest orange Chav.
al rarow | September 13, 2006 at 9:28 am
ALL ABOARD THE HEIN TRAIN!
CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO!
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 9:28 am
Damn, what a greasy looking, implanted, assless, skeleton of a woman. Is she auditioning for Madame Toussaud already? Oh England, why do you worship her so??? Damn you Simon Cowell!!! Damn you to hell!!!
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 9:29 am
Actually, I thought that was Vivica Fox for a minute there..
brandikay | September 13, 2006 at 9:31 am
Is she that self-concious that she needs ALL that makeup… and her shirt is see through! What is up with these celebrities? It is like they are begging to be seen…WE GET IT!
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 9:31 am
She looks like she secretes curry powder.
Is David Beckham blind?
Devil Is Chrome | September 13, 2006 at 9:36 am
#25 – The intense heat during the England vs. Portugal game during the world cup could have affected his eyesight. He may have also burst a few veins from puking his guts up on the field.
Still
Praz | September 13, 2006 at 9:59 am
Who cares if she doesn’t know how to use bronzer properly, I’d still hit it.
strong | September 13, 2006 at 10:00 am
I love the bike innertube belt !!
SilverBaked | September 13, 2006 at 10:01 am
hmmm, looks like Posh Shit.
TrannyGranny | September 13, 2006 at 10:01 am
I would fuck that leather skinned slut for so long, she’d turn into a tri-fold wallet.
pinky_nip | September 13, 2006 at 10:07 am
I haven’t seen that much moisture atop an orange hue since I walked through a grove in Florida on a rainy day.
purplepuppy | September 13, 2006 at 10:10 am
YIKES!!! That’s one scary bitch!
vainandlovingit | September 13, 2006 at 10:17 am
i think she may have hired Barry Manilow’s make up artist…
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
I think it’s the lighting, but what a rack. I’m a tits guy,…………..
and a pussy guy, and an ass guy, and legs, and elbows are nice.
What really concerns me is whether or not she knows she’s being stalked by Ann B. Davis a.k.a. Alice from the “Brady Bunch”. Scary.
Hopeless
suzy | September 13, 2006 at 10:19 am
it looks like her facing is melting lol
bigponie | September 13, 2006 at 10:21 am
dumb girl is standing all alone in the party, david must’ve stood her up.
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 10:23 am
I thought she was preggers again? Beckham told a bunch of Spanish reporters that she was.
Ann B. Davis…..the unexpected fashionista!
Chicagoboy | September 13, 2006 at 10:26 am
#30 LMAO Thanks for making my day! Although now I have to figure out how to get the mouthful of coffee off my keboard.
Biteme | September 13, 2006 at 10:28 am
No wonder her husband cheats on her, she is a freak!
ImSuicidal | September 13, 2006 at 10:29 am
Hopeless, you used to watch the Brady Bunch…
My hero!!!
Chicagoboy | September 13, 2006 at 10:33 am
I would screw her wheels off. . . As for the strange color of her tan, I think Hopeless is correct, it’s the lighting (since everything in the background is dark and she is reflecting some of the light from the camera’s flash)
TrannyGranny | September 13, 2006 at 10:37 am
She’s more negroid then Scary Spice.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 13, 2006 at 10:39 am
@40 ImSuicidal
I had a thing for Alice!! She can really cook.
I’m into dikes!!!
hopeless
http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/Photos/Ann_B_Davis_P202712.html
Reid | September 13, 2006 at 10:45 am
Man, she’s into the Hulk Hogan/George Hamilton range. Any more tanning and she’ll fall right out of the box of Crayolas.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
WTF? | September 13, 2006 at 10:46 am
The Zoolander comment was spot on. Does this skank ever smile? She must have some rotten-ass British teeth.
Giggles | September 13, 2006 at 10:49 am
Everybody’s already said it: she’s going to look 80 in 10 years.
Older skinny tan women are not attractive. Think the Parisite Hilton character at the end of Pink’s “Stupid Girls” video.
S.P.F.R.S. | September 13, 2006 at 10:51 am
Turning into a cartoon is right only more specifically, an Anime character. All that needs to happen is a little ‘photoshop’ job on those eyes and she would be.
JennSTX | September 13, 2006 at 11:00 am
Her skin is awful; she’s got blemishes on her oily forehead and you can see the huge pores on her cheeks of all places. Who has huge pores on their cheeks???
Too much sun, makeup…just too much everything ..well except food.
happy_bunny | September 13, 2006 at 11:03 am
Why are the brits so impressed by this woman? She was in a short-lived, mediocre pop band and she married a soccer player. BFD.
griffmills | September 13, 2006 at 11:13 am
call me crazy,,,,but I would still bone her