Victoria Beckham was spotted in LAX wearing the most see-through shirt possible. She was wearing a bra underneath, but that would only matter if her breasts weren’t the hardest substance on earth. I read in a science journal once that if you take her nipple and rub it against diamond, the diamond gets scratched. Although it was less of a science journal, and more of a post-it note with “Victoria Beckham’s nipples > diamond” scribbled on it. By me. With crayon. So really, even more scientific than a science journal.
Most of these are slightly NSFW.
#27 that would be funny HA. I think I’ll pull that on Wally.
Jimbo, how would you know that the foreplay was successful? Those nipples are like two stale gumdrops with all of the sugar sucked off.
Katydids, crickets, mantises, and the like mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
@ #30 – Ketosis indeed! That does add to the essence of halitosis, as must the up-chucking and lack of probacterium. And therefore, her feet must smell too. Its very logical.
She should walk around with that black bar attached to her breast with nipples like that.
That Hat belongs on the outfit Brit Brit is wearing in the pictures above this story.
She’s awesome. I love that scene in Blade Runner when Harrison Ford shoots her android ass and she goes flying through as those plate glass windows.
“Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.”
Why is this pig faced plastic turd, even on this site?? She looks like a homosexual man, but not as good.
Her boobs look like they’re made from hard plastic, like those belonging to a Barbie doll or something. Actually her whole body doesn’t look real.
o.o those nipples look so fake.
Young ladies, herein lies a cautionary tale against cosmetic surgery in general.
I’ll be over in the corner, having my eyes burned from my skull…
It’s official – she’s a Femme-bot. She’s gonna shoot something out of her jumblies. Take THAT, airport security!
(no Robbie Williams reference intended, although perhaps it should’ve been)
#59 – Love it! And not just because it’s also a Mike Meyers reference…
Her outfit totally rules. That’s the best fan costume EVER of my favorite comic book character, “Ass Rider: The Gayest Biker in the World.”
seriously… Ive seen more nipples in a Vagisil commercial. NSFW? not by an incredibly long shit.
or unless you live in Provo.
Why does she keep dressing like a limo driver?
If we r gonna talk about the tit, then we should be able to see it..stupid shit.
Animal Farm… I can’t stop thinking about Animal Farm…
#70 that’s right—U know U can’t…
It’s a book, idiot. A book about pigs. If you could read or formulate coherent sentences, you might know that.
so thin, so scary
Fuck yeah, VB. Keep doin’ your thing baby girl. I love ya. Thanks for the shot at Saddleranch last Thursday at 9:54 p.m.
I’ll take hard nipples any day over Brittney’s fake HO=down at the House Of Bluez last nite…5 old songs in 14 minutes..LOVE THE COMEBACK,,DAMN GIRL..IS THAT THE BEST U CAN DO? YEA!! Y R SO OVER..THANK GOD…
I have never seen her without a nipple view. She is a fucking wife of handsome DB
She’s not wearing a bra from the other pics I’ve seen of her in this particular instance…She looks FANTASTIC!