Victoria Beckham was spotted in LAX wearing the most see-through shirt possible. She was wearing a bra underneath, but that would only matter if her breasts weren’t the hardest substance on earth. I read in a science journal once that if you take her nipple and rub it against diamond, the diamond gets scratched. Although it was less of a science journal, and more of a post-it note with “Victoria Beckham’s nipples > diamond” scribbled on it. By me. With crayon. So really, even more scientific than a science journal.
Most of these are slightly NSFW.
daguz | April 30, 2007 at 7:17 am
yummy
JoBOO | April 30, 2007 at 7:17 am
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Giggles | April 30, 2007 at 7:18 am
She is a bit of a poser, isn’t she?
Nsomniac | April 30, 2007 at 7:21 am
I love the bottom right picture. The nip on the right is pointing up and right, and is 3 inches from center. It’s like a lazy eye, only it probably doesn’t move. Ever. Because when you’re packed inside a balloon and have an extra 10 lbs of saline pressed against you, you’re staying put.
YoungOne | April 30, 2007 at 7:23 am
mmmmm….I don’t care, they’re fun to look at. The cop thinks so too.
drew51 | April 30, 2007 at 7:24 am
she could poke someones eye out!!!
Notice the cop in pic #7 enjoying the view. He seems to be happy that he is close to the twins.
benbadman | April 30, 2007 at 7:27 am
I’d lick and suck the hell out of those diamond cutters, whilst motorboating.
Don’t lie, you’d love to do the same, even the ladies.
J-Unit | April 30, 2007 at 7:30 am
Err, a message to the Frist-er: you’re a loser.
PS. These photos are exactly why I prefer the apparently “saggy” boobs of Ms Spears & Ms Simpson.
Fishstick | April 30, 2007 at 7:30 am
shes my least favorite spice girl.
Fifth Stooge | April 30, 2007 at 7:31 am
I have a very hard dick.
shanonorato | April 30, 2007 at 7:33 am
i hate this bitch
Fishstick | April 30, 2007 at 7:35 am
I bet she smells like spice farts.
DrPhowstus | April 30, 2007 at 7:43 am
Is anyone in the entire fucking world prouder of their bad boob job than this oinky little pig nose?
TaiTai | April 30, 2007 at 7:43 am
Why is she traveling with Rosie O’Donnell? I am so confused.
DrPhowstus | April 30, 2007 at 7:44 am
Is it normal to have nips the same color as your flesh? I thought only Barbie did that.
Binky | April 30, 2007 at 7:46 am
Judging from her hat the Village People may be reforming. And judging from her purse she’s picked up a part-time job transporting organs. Good on her. Very altruistic.
Negatrice | April 30, 2007 at 7:54 am
Dr Phowstus, you’ve got it all wrong. She’s sporting a Wondernip.
Negatrice | April 30, 2007 at 7:59 am
And speaking of motorboating, she looks more adequate for a Cleveland Steamer.
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 8:00 am
It is always nice to start the morning off with some perky nipples. Her face my suck and that hat sure helps to cover that mug. But then again, who is looking at her face
meee | April 30, 2007 at 8:05 am
uh isnt a bra, other than for support, supposed to sort of be a barrier so shit like that doesnt happen?
Donkey | April 30, 2007 at 8:10 am
She isn’t going to become OLD SPICE gracefully.
StudsyMcSex | April 30, 2007 at 8:19 am
Good God,this is so wrong. All the parts are there– big tits, nipples, see through shirt.
Why oh why is my dick frightened and sobbing uncontrollably?
Oh yeah, it’s scared of grown women so thin they could pass for ten year old boy bodies. And the body topped up with the angrily overinflated implants ready to pop only makes my willy cry harder. FFS, ever seen how the skin on an overcooked hot dog looks ready to burst when it comes out of a microwave?
Jaysus.
Sir Mister Guy Man Dude | April 30, 2007 at 8:28 am
I feel jipped!!!! I thought I was gonna see some boobage, but she’s wearing a bra!!! Well, not like it would have been anything good anyway, but it was the principle of it. Jipped!!! I say!!!
Stickman | April 30, 2007 at 8:31 am
She’s so unsexy it makes me cry blood, but I must admit I’d love to spend an hour with those things just to see how hard you can punch them without breaking your hand or something.
Why’s she bothering carrying that box like some kind of chump? Just hang it over your tit-rivets you daft cow!
fergernauster | April 30, 2007 at 8:36 am
Aside from her bank account, I feel only sympathy for this diminutive mouth-breather.
Those hardened zoobies must really hurt when accidentally rolled on in bed at night (and we all know she sleeps alone, don’t we? Because hubby is with nanny, making her squeal like a suckling piglet torn from its mama’s teat.)
Ruby | April 30, 2007 at 8:42 am
Somehow I can’t see Beckham having fun with those in bed. “Ouch, ow FUCK! Ouch!”
edamame | April 30, 2007 at 8:42 am
Who picks out her wardrobe? The Village People?
edamame | April 30, 2007 at 8:44 am
I think Hillary Clinton would get more votes if she had a rack like this.
fergernauster | April 30, 2007 at 8:45 am
I’ll bet you $1.0K that her breath stinks, too. Ketosis and perpetual mouth-breathing would inevitably lend to that outcome.
schack | April 30, 2007 at 8:45 am
lets hope beckham doesn’t confuse them for soccer balls when his alzheimers gets worse
fergernauster | April 30, 2007 at 8:47 am
… Her feet and crotch reek, too.
TexasTranny | April 30, 2007 at 8:55 am
I love the outfit, wish i had breasts like that. I’d let her do me with a strap-on. Yummy.
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 8:59 am
#2….ahem…
#24…do you enjoy vomit in the morning?
#33…she would hurt you
Ok, so, so far this morning I’ve had to go from one extreme to the next-fat cow, skinny pig. Where is the in-between???
FUCK MONDAYS
TexasTranny | April 30, 2007 at 9:00 am
#34….I know she would hurt me, but I can’t help it, I love it.
ImaCracka | April 30, 2007 at 9:01 am
I bet she likes it in the pooper!!!!
teetee | April 30, 2007 at 9:03 am
She is so sketetal that even her nipples have bones that stick out.
fergernauster | April 30, 2007 at 9:04 am
Actually, teetee, I believe she has gained weight. Look at those gelatinous thighs.
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 9:05 am
FRIST – Britney is next!!!
Ruby – I disagree
fergernauster | April 30, 2007 at 9:05 am
… Mmmmm. All the better to wrap around Akon’s neck as they do the nasty puppet dance.
Xopher.tm | April 30, 2007 at 9:06 am
If she had nonzero bodyfat they might have had a chance at looking real, but as it is they’re like a couple marbles hotglued to a posicle stick, and where’s the fun in that?
schack | April 30, 2007 at 9:06 am
she always looks like a train conductor
schack | April 30, 2007 at 9:08 am
a train conducter with oranges stuffed under her chest…
PunjabPete | April 30, 2007 at 9:09 am
At least the doctor centered the nipples right… Those are the first pictures of her implants I have seen that I actually like…
Oh, nice hat… “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA…”
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 9:21 am
Hey Jimbo, schack, fishstick….say it with me….MONDAYS SUCK ASS!!!
Schack-I know, huh? Choo choo!!!!!
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 9:22 am
I have WAYYYY cuter hats than her!!! they look better on me too..heehee.
She needs one that covers her pignose. Like one of those funeral hats with the face veil.
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 9:29 am
FRIST – Did you see the next post?? It is Britney.
MONDAYS SUCKKKKKKK
F-Sucker | April 30, 2007 at 9:39 am
Looks tasty.
chaunceygardner | April 30, 2007 at 9:48 am
I’d rather nail the fat black lady walking behind her. She looks like she’d be able to cook you a meal after sex. I’m not sure Dogface Beckham has ever actually SEEN a meal.
woodhorse | April 30, 2007 at 10:16 am
#16 Binky – LOL – others are copying your funny remarks. Janet Jackson is so jealous of PigSpice right now. Oh wait! No, Janet likes to pretend she was helpless against the nipple slip….nevermind.
jrzmommy♠ | April 30, 2007 at 10:24 am
She looks a lot like…well, a fag.