It sort of defeats the purpose of a bra when your nipples are made from solid diamond. No, wait, not diamond. The stuff they use to cut diamond. And it’s probably not good for Queen Latifah’s self esteem to be running into Victoria Beckham. It’d be like Lindsay Lohan running into Stephen Hawking. Or a NASA scientist. Or a cat pawing at a ball of yarn.
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Yummy, I jacked off to these pics here at work. Delicious.
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That’s just creepy…
Second ?
Maybe its just some kind of prosthesis.
I WOULD DRAG MY BALLS THROUGH 100 YARDS OF BROKEN GLASS, JUST TO EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF HER CRAP!!!!
6!!! lmao jp
@5 I can actually arrange that for the right price.
gimme a break. this freakshow is disgusting. Look how emaciated she is. She makes the Olsen’s look like Queen Latifah.
nasty nasty nasty.
I can’t get past her horrible piggy nose. Bad boob job. She must have been Clair Danes flat when she got them. Ya need to have some extra skin in order to make those puppies look real.
How is it she had three kids who weren’t born underweight. They were probably incubated in the Matrix.
They arent diamonds, they are eyeballs, in fact they are watching you right now..
These nipples are required, by law, to be registered as weapons in 32 of the 50 states.
yay!
http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/27/where-is-nicole-ritchie/
Either he’s as dumb as a couple of rocks, or as shallow as a bottle cap or she has the best cunny in the universe.
I will give credit where I feel credit is due, and those are some damn nice looking nipples!
I still think she looks like a freakin’ pig fetus.
A total Biology class experiment.
Oink, Oink
Souieeeee
Come to America, get a greasy forehead with zits. It’s called the “Britney Special.”
PIC #10
I never realized that she had such a forehead zit problem.
WTF?!?! Look at that AL QAEDA tattoo on the back of her neck! Posh is now on my hate list. feck her!
http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/27/where-is-nicole-ritchie/
And I just noticed the fuck me shoes.
Geeeezzzzz, how does she walk in those.
The ones I have only stay on for 3 minutes or less, you know I don’t use them for walking!!!!
@19
Oh yes, I know what you mean. I just LOVE “fuck-me” pumps, they make me feel so feminine and sissy and of course they have to match my pretty panties and lingerie.
You just know Latifah is just drooling over them titties.
Pic #9 – Toothpick arms (and don’t EVEN tell me that’s photoshopped). Undernourished cyborg alien tramp.
Check out the look on Queen Latifah’s face. Either Victoria just ripped a really sticky fart or Latifah is thinking she is one butt ugly cracker!!
Someone should photoshop the arms from Madonna on to this Skeletor!
@1, finished, and still posted first? That is impressive.
They are surgical implants. Both the breasts and the nipples.
Did anyone notice that she is wearing two different rings on her left hand in the various pictures? Whats up with that?
My beautiful Pozh:
Her and I R built almozt alike
except my boobz R real
and my hair iz halfway down
my back…I love her******
@26 ya think??? I am glad you told us. I thought they were all natural
Has anyone noticed the back of her ankles?? WTF?!
18, it’s Hebrew, not Arabic/Farsi/Dari/Pashto. It says “I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine.” I wouldn’t be surprised if Becks had a matching one on his cock.
Or it’s not good for Posh’s self-esteem! Queen is a million times more attractive, talented and likable than that orange skeleton with a monkey face a bad haircut.
didn’t you use that diamond nipples joke in reference to Posh like 2 weeks ago?
I know I should be commenting on her boob in order to fit in here, but I’m a bit agog about her shirt. It looks like one of those bodysuits from 1989 that she forgot to button.
@18
Dude, that’s CLEARLY not Arabic. Yes, ARABIC, not Al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda’s an organization, not a language.
I REALLY wish you would tone down the xenophobia. It doesn’t look good on you.
Okay… you’ve all seen how hideous this thing looks when it’s just walking around. Now, imagine it taking a SHIT…
I’ll never have nipples like those. Guys will have to settle for my all-world cocksucking skills.
love to bang skinnybigtitsgreatass!
Well I guess she must be proud of those suckers, I mean as much money as she paid for them and all, I suppose it’s only fitting that she wants the world to see.
I wonder if they used pig skin to stretch over them and make them bigger?
39, if they used pig skin, wouldn’t it make her Hebrew tattoo catch fire?
XavierH-
ZING!!!!!!!!!!
;-)
@37 That is pretty funny troll
Eh, I’d rather chill with Latifah then Vic. Vic looks like a creepy tranny with the personality of a cheezit.
I’d fuck her. It’d be nostalgic – I used to love to listen to the sound made by Rice Crispies.
And this was her eight years ago:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:VictoriaBeckham.jpg
If she tried to smile like that now, she’d rip her face clean from her skull!
@44 Wedgeone, you better hope that it takes more the 15 seconds to get to the pop!!
How in the hell did this gal land David Beckham?
Of all the famous chicks in the whole wide world, that hot piece of ass chose her!?!?!?!
DAMN!
Hey! Todays she looks pretty good – I’d hit is hard. I bet she knows what to do in bed…
48, I bet you’re right, b/c she can’t sing for shite.
#37 – Wow – was that a pic of Vic getting ass reamed by Beckham?
#45 – she’s incapable of smiling. We’ve seen more pictures of her nipples in the last 3 months than her teeth. When you’re a 75 pound bulemic, your teeth rot away from the gastric acids coming out of your mouth.