I don’t know how this is news, but Victoria Beckham bleached her hair blonde yesterday. Whee. Now all she needs to fit in with the rest of Los Angeles are implants and a fake tan is a hat that says “I’m from L.A.” and she’ll be set.
NOTE: If she’s serious about getting skinny she should consider getting her skeleton removed. Look at those arms! Can anbyody say “Moo”?
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crazyotto | February 28, 2007 at 2:19 pm
ha ha ha
crazyotto | February 28, 2007 at 2:20 pm
moo
NipsyHustle | February 28, 2007 at 2:22 pm
she looks sharp. ginsu sharp.
smashboogie | February 28, 2007 at 2:24 pm
She isnt fat – what are you talking about?
PrettyBaby | February 28, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Never let a guy with a “West Hollywood Love” t-shirt scoot over your car seat.
NicotineEyePatch | February 28, 2007 at 2:25 pm
“When in Rome”, welcome to L.A., you fucking hag! Won’t be long before your fat bitch-ass is in rehab too.
Let the countdown to her downward spiral begin…..
Stink | February 28, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Good thing she bleached her hair. Now I can can distinguish her from Kirstie Alley.
pana1718 | February 28, 2007 at 2:28 pm
discusting
elf | February 28, 2007 at 2:29 pm
she always has cute hairdooooos…
LilRach | February 28, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I think her hairdo is cute and i love her shoes.
She comes across as a stuck up bitch but she has the paparazzi following her around 24/7 and that’s enough to make anyone a bit grumpy. When they lived in spain they even had a guy that just sat outside in a car 24/7 just waiting to get pics of them as they came and went.
I watched a documentary on her and David’s move to Spain and she comes across as a really nice person believe it or not!
wtf | February 28, 2007 at 2:38 pm
she has no booty
Binky | February 28, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Judging from the last two pix – to fit in better she needs some black stockings to go with ‘sensibl’e winter boots.
Then she wouldn’t be noticed at all.
Mr. Goat | February 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Dude, are those Jerry Garcia’s shoes? It looks like she puked up a box of Nerds(TM) and made him dance the jig in the vomit.
-Stormy. | February 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm
WTF is with the chick in the UGG’s (pic 5)? I don’t see any snow and it sure doesn’t look cold.
2for2true | February 28, 2007 at 2:40 pm
What next?
Pink with a grocery list tattooed on her- wait-sorry-Drew and Cameron smokin’ a fattie-shit.
never mind.
Armageddon, table for 6 billion.
sevenandaswitchblade | February 28, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I always wondered what a chemo patient would look like with a tan.
s0fa | February 28, 2007 at 2:42 pm
she used to be so pretty in her spice girl years :\ now she looks like all the other wafer-thin girls in LA
woodhorse | February 28, 2007 at 2:46 pm
it’s her posture that is so incredibly bizarre – is she constipated??
Manistoned | February 28, 2007 at 2:52 pm
She’s never been hot. Now she’s a piece of jerky with silicone.
ydnam | February 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Posh Spice is still my hero…. why?…. because she usually has really cute shoes on.
RichPort | February 28, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I would break out my Mr. Magoo glasses and try to hit her micropooper, just to give her a proper welcome to the States.
ShUbBaBuBbA | February 28, 2007 at 3:08 pm
of all the work this stick insect has had done, whyyy not fix that SNOUT she calls a nose? i can see her fuckin brain when i look at her pictures head on.
woodhorse | February 28, 2007 at 3:13 pm
WALLY please pretty please with sugar on top – the dogs are mildly funny but PLEASE remove the old hag’s photo – if I were 80 I would look better than that. Damn, you can be obtuse….
arden | February 28, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I like it!
RichPort | February 28, 2007 at 3:22 pm
21. … with my microschlong, of course. All the while, David would pound my American ass hard enough to make King George smile.
JerkyBoy | February 28, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She’s fat alright… Phat! ;-)
Lowlands | February 28, 2007 at 3:23 pm
where’s Victoria’s ass?I’ll bet David is having sometimes wet dreams about having her two soccer-ball implants.What he’s got now are the two poles of the goal.
UNCLE NED | February 28, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Who is she, what is she? What does she do? She makes Paris Hilton seem interesting and deep, warm and lovely.
Truthseeker013 | February 28, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Don’ be insultin’ no cows, meng.
karifarrell | February 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
#22, Awwww that’s what I was gonna say.
Oh well. Instead I’ll say “Tell me what you want, what you really really want”
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want”
I wanna
I wanna
I don’t know the rest…so….
In conclusion, I didn’t know they made clothing in negative sizes?!? Weeeeeird.
Libraesque | February 28, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I want a girl with the right allocations, who’s fast and thorough and sharp as a tack, she’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair, she’s touring the facility and picking up slack.
If I wasn’t so fat I would like to be bent like Beckham.
fame is funny | February 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
i want a girl with extensions in her hair,
bamboo earrings, at least 2 pair.
CruisingForCock | February 28, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Her husband makes me want to wreck a home.
schack | February 28, 2007 at 4:55 pm
my caterer wants his vest back, oinkface, and wants to know why all the olives are gone, and why there are bags of olive vomit in the dumpster.
CPR | February 28, 2007 at 5:02 pm
There is nothing more nasty than a white woman with no ass. Yuck!!
HollyJ | February 28, 2007 at 5:05 pm
flat-bottomed pig nose and canoe-sized philtrum
OINK OINK
anti_babe19 | February 28, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Doesn’t she now that those diet pills do have calories?! Moo, Victoria, moo!
sexybitch | February 28, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Ugly blonde mop of hair, black clothing, bad skin, sunglasses, blank expressionless face, blobby nose…Andy Warhol is back!
bunnyhugger | February 28, 2007 at 5:29 pm
does she ever, ever SMILE???
and why is she out and about with danny partridge?
anon | February 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
If you don’t know why this is news, why did you make it news?
Tits_McGhee | February 28, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Wow, in other news I took a massive dump today. Anyone wanna comment on that?
DrDanny | February 28, 2007 at 5:45 pm
I just noticed, I’ve never seen a picture of her where her lips were closed. She’s always got that mouth-breathing slack-jawed expression on her face, like P-Diddy. I bet she snores like a Stihl saw.
Alllegiononflegit | February 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm
she is still super hot and I am glad she will be in North America more. Hopefully she goes Hollywood and starts leaving her bra and panties at home more when she goes out. We love you Posh! and by love, i mean in the back seat of my Grand Am tonight.
woodhorse | February 28, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Wally, showing me your magical computer skills (although I am suitably impressed) is like Beckham showing Dakota Fanning his soccer skills – everyone knows he can kick her ass, but should he??
DMM | February 28, 2007 at 6:09 pm
She’s cute but better looking completely brunette. The streaks of blonde just don’t look right on her.
DingleberryJam | February 28, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I’ve got a genius idea for a hip new LA restaurant! One that only serves saline or dextrose fluids through an intravenous drip! It’ll surely attract the living dead like Posh and the Olsen twins who are always looking to shed that baby fat.
For Britney, she can be hooked up to bathtub grain alcohol.
danawiz | February 28, 2007 at 6:40 pm
The blonde in her hair is extensions. They are fake!
lesnotbefriends | February 28, 2007 at 6:45 pm
#31 That link is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week!
#41 Tits, I think your dump ended up on the link at #31…
Zack | February 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Look at Davids’ camel toe in the first pic.
MrSemprini | February 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm
That reminds me… gotta get q-tips.