I don’t know how this is news, but Victoria Beckham bleached her hair blonde yesterday. Whee. Now all she needs to fit in with the rest of Los Angeles are implants and a fake tan is a hat that says “I’m from L.A.” and she’ll be set.
NOTE: If she’s serious about getting skinny she should consider getting her skeleton removed. Look at those arms! Can anbyody say “Moo”?
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moo
she looks sharp. ginsu sharp.
She isnt fat – what are you talking about?
Never let a guy with a “West Hollywood Love” t-shirt scoot over your car seat.
“When in Rome”, welcome to L.A., you fucking hag! Won’t be long before your fat bitch-ass is in rehab too.
Let the countdown to her downward spiral begin…..
Good thing she bleached her hair. Now I can can distinguish her from Kirstie Alley.
discusting
she always has cute hairdooooos…
I think her hairdo is cute and i love her shoes.
She comes across as a stuck up bitch but she has the paparazzi following her around 24/7 and that’s enough to make anyone a bit grumpy. When they lived in spain they even had a guy that just sat outside in a car 24/7 just waiting to get pics of them as they came and went.
I watched a documentary on her and David’s move to Spain and she comes across as a really nice person believe it or not!
she has no booty
Judging from the last two pix – to fit in better she needs some black stockings to go with ‘sensibl’e winter boots.
Then she wouldn’t be noticed at all.
Dude, are those Jerry Garcia’s shoes? It looks like she puked up a box of Nerds(TM) and made him dance the jig in the vomit.
WTF is with the chick in the UGG’s (pic 5)? I don’t see any snow and it sure doesn’t look cold.
What next?
Pink with a grocery list tattooed on her- wait-sorry-Drew and Cameron smokin’ a fattie-shit.
never mind.
Armageddon, table for 6 billion.
I always wondered what a chemo patient would look like with a tan.
she used to be so pretty in her spice girl years :\ now she looks like all the other wafer-thin girls in LA
it’s her posture that is so incredibly bizarre – is she constipated??
She’s never been hot. Now she’s a piece of jerky with silicone.
Posh Spice is still my hero…. why?…. because she usually has really cute shoes on.
I would break out my Mr. Magoo glasses and try to hit her micropooper, just to give her a proper welcome to the States.
of all the work this stick insect has had done, whyyy not fix that SNOUT she calls a nose? i can see her fuckin brain when i look at her pictures head on.
WALLY please pretty please with sugar on top – the dogs are mildly funny but PLEASE remove the old hag’s photo – if I were 80 I would look better than that. Damn, you can be obtuse….
I like it!
21. … with my microschlong, of course. All the while, David would pound my American ass hard enough to make King George smile.
She’s fat alright… Phat! ;-)
where’s Victoria’s ass?I’ll bet David is having sometimes wet dreams about having her two soccer-ball implants.What he’s got now are the two poles of the goal.
Who is she, what is she? What does she do? She makes Paris Hilton seem interesting and deep, warm and lovely.
Don’ be insultin’ no cows, meng.
#22, Awwww that’s what I was gonna say.
Oh well. Instead I’ll say “Tell me what you want, what you really really want”
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want”
I wanna
I wanna
I don’t know the rest…so….
In conclusion, I didn’t know they made clothing in negative sizes?!? Weeeeeird.
I want a girl with the right allocations, who’s fast and thorough and sharp as a tack, she’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair, she’s touring the facility and picking up slack.
If I wasn’t so fat I would like to be bent like Beckham.
i want a girl with extensions in her hair,
bamboo earrings, at least 2 pair.
Her husband makes me want to wreck a home.
my caterer wants his vest back, oinkface, and wants to know why all the olives are gone, and why there are bags of olive vomit in the dumpster.
There is nothing more nasty than a white woman with no ass. Yuck!!
flat-bottomed pig nose and canoe-sized philtrum
OINK OINK
Doesn’t she now that those diet pills do have calories?! Moo, Victoria, moo!
Ugly blonde mop of hair, black clothing, bad skin, sunglasses, blank expressionless face, blobby nose…Andy Warhol is back!
does she ever, ever SMILE???
and why is she out and about with danny partridge?
If you don’t know why this is news, why did you make it news?
Wow, in other news I took a massive dump today. Anyone wanna comment on that?
I just noticed, I’ve never seen a picture of her where her lips were closed. She’s always got that mouth-breathing slack-jawed expression on her face, like P-Diddy. I bet she snores like a Stihl saw.
she is still super hot and I am glad she will be in North America more. Hopefully she goes Hollywood and starts leaving her bra and panties at home more when she goes out. We love you Posh! and by love, i mean in the back seat of my Grand Am tonight.
Wally, showing me your magical computer skills (although I am suitably impressed) is like Beckham showing Dakota Fanning his soccer skills – everyone knows he can kick her ass, but should he??
She’s cute but better looking completely brunette. The streaks of blonde just don’t look right on her.
I’ve got a genius idea for a hip new LA restaurant! One that only serves saline or dextrose fluids through an intravenous drip! It’ll surely attract the living dead like Posh and the Olsen twins who are always looking to shed that baby fat.
For Britney, she can be hooked up to bathtub grain alcohol.
The blonde in her hair is extensions. They are fake!
#31 That link is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week!
#41 Tits, I think your dump ended up on the link at #31…
Look at Davids’ camel toe in the first pic.
That reminds me… gotta get q-tips.