Victoria Beckham scored a multi-million deal with Armani late last year and these are the first ads from her campaign. I call this one “Tom Cruise Stops By the Beckham House at an Inopportune Time. Flips the Fuck Out.” I don’t know how that’ll sell clothes, but what do I know? Besides everything.
EDIT: Included David Beckham’s ad for the ladies. It’s what Jesus would do.
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Andy | January 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
She gives me a bone. Specifically, a rib.
Captain Walleye | January 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
What the….?
bob n weave | January 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
First photo shoot ever where they had to edit the photos to put weight on the model.
Clavicle | January 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Photoshopped silicone lumps
bob n weave | January 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
First photo shoot ever where they had to edit the photos to put weight on the model.
bob n weave n jerkoff | January 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
First photo shoot ever where they had to edit the photos to put weight on the model.
rodntodd | January 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I think she’s got the bigger package, hence the shadows…
If you want to see a hilarious vid of THE GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, then you should check this out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
sensitive guy | January 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm
honestly, this is the first photo of her ever where I’ve found her reasonably attractive – really nice work. I still have no interest in fucking her – which of course is a chance that comes up a lot…. but, still, kinda hot.
WTF | January 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm
youre an idiot^^^^^^^^
Expert on everything | January 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
David Beckham is such a sick ass hottie! I would fuck his brains loose from his spinal cord! Dont be so jealous phish! He’s the perfect man! So many british hotties: christian bale, dave becks, daniel craig WTF american boys? your losin your game -ok, lets hear it……
nicefrenchgurl | January 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
why dont those two switch their underwears? hmmmmm david in undies….
nicefrenchgurl | January 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
why dont they switch underwears? hmmmm DB in undies, definitely worth seeing
Elizabeth | January 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
YES THIS MAN IS PERFECT!!
p0nk | January 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
shouldn’t she be holding a bowl of rice and a box of evaporated milk?
Famous Plastic | January 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I don’t like the pixie cut on her…
jrz | January 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Yes, Elizabeth, he’s nice on the eyes….but Elizabeth….when he speaks he makes Mike Tyson sound baritone. I can’t imagine gettin down with someone who sounds like Oliver Twist……”Please, Elizabeth…..I want some more.” Think…..think……..*shudders*
MassGrrl | January 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm
She is not attractive. I don’t think many guys go for that androgynous automaton look.
He, on the other hand, is perfect.
tammytugtits | January 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@ 7 LMAO that video was great i knew there was another side to tht story!
@ 11 becuz davds got skidmarks, puhleeeze
havoc | January 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Shouldn’t they have better looking children?
I’m just saying. Ugly children can be a burden sometimes.
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Randal | January 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm
This is nothing new. Victoria has always been doing sexy ever since she was the lead star of the Spice Girls. Armani is years behind.
Randal
whatever | January 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm
As a woman I would have to say that that pic of David Beckham is NOT “for the ladies.”
The position he is in, the tighty-whities, that really odd look on his face = not for women.
michelle | January 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
that haircut is terrible!!!
platypus bill | January 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
After that Madonna campaign train-wreck, they got this one right. Photographed from far away to hide the hideousness of the model. Photographed in black & white to hide that the model is a decaying corpse. Photographed so that no one would have any idea that this is an ad for underwear, whatsoever, and not an ad placed by some hooker to increase business in these tough economic times.
The "any guy who" guy | January 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Any guy who thinks the first 2 pictures are hot is trying to hide the instant woody he got from the third picture.
Dr McNasty | January 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm
David Beckham is such a dude. Why is he wearing lingerie, though?
Debbie31 | January 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Is it just me or are they posing her to look like she’s FATTER than she really is? I agree, first photos ever of a model to make her look fuller.
Chip | January 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
ITS A GOOD THING THEY ARE NOT SHOWING HER UGLY HARD IMPLANTS!
Danklin24 | January 14, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Victoria Beckham isnt sexy no matter what she puts on. The woman has a bigger penis than David for Christ sakes. She looks like a mindless robot half the time also, and these pics arent any different.
gyps | January 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm
good god. i would have sex with becks in front of my grandmother doggie style!
Johnny Wannadingdong | January 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I like my TV loud, my beer cold and my David Beckhams completely nude and sucking my peni – errr banging my vagina.
me | January 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on David Beckham’s jolly ole penis and swallows his ale
iswallow | January 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
you mean the sock he has stuffed down there?
LondonBabe | January 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
#3 Your comment is so correct!
This is the first time I have seen them publishers a weight to a model !!!
me | January 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Nevermind my post #31; I’m just a guy who loves, loves, loves cock.
black girl | January 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I’d love to bend Beckham and play with his balls
DBLTC | January 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm
David Beckham is a fairy and he LOVES COCK! Only homosexual males are attracted to that squeeky voiced limp-wrist fairy.
Notice | January 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
#35 = a homosexual male
Andrea | January 14, 2009 at 7:04 pm
“It’s what Jesus would do.”
Jesus was gay.So what’s your point?
Britsarebest | January 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I think she looks , great – I really like her and think she get bad press that it undeserved!
kate | January 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm
She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
Racer X | January 14, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Get this biotch a cheese burger
gerard Vandenberg | January 14, 2009 at 9:57 pm
sexy & DUMB!!
YOU WANT MORE, folks?
LT81 | January 15, 2009 at 3:02 am
Looks like she died of starvation.
Tom K | January 15, 2009 at 4:24 am
I think it is the best she has ever looked these days, I stopped thinking she was hot after her Spice Girl days. Remember when she was hot back then. You all call her ugly now but everybody wanted to bang Posh Spice back then.
Érico Calixto | January 15, 2009 at 5:10 am
Her hair looks like shit.
Chupacabra | January 15, 2009 at 9:16 am
She need to grow her hair out again. That little pig nose doesn’t look good with the gamine waif haircut that only beautiful Audrey Hepburn could pull off.
Your little pig nose SUCKS, Victoria! Cunt.
ishi-san | January 15, 2009 at 9:20 am
Did DB shave his legs??
RichPort's Ghost | January 15, 2009 at 9:47 am
I just bought like 20 of those bras and I’m sending them to Kate Hudson.
Giggles | January 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Oh. I see the whore is still at it.
MilfJungle | January 15, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Aaaaand she still looks good.