Victoria Beckham for absolutely no reason

November 20th, 2008 // 53 Comments

There’s no real reason I’m posting these, I’m just fond of photos of Victoria Beckham. Boy, that’s some natural looking cleavage isn’t it? I’m pretty sure her plastic surgeon just cut an orange in half and super glued them in there.

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  1. Doug DeNicola

    FIRST!

  2. Doug DeNicola

    FIRST!

  3. Doug DeNicola

    FIRST!

  4. jac

    damn fail

  5. Simon

    @1,2,3,4,5 you FAIL at life

  6. amanda

    i’d say its more like a grapefruit ;)

  7. Rant

    Who is the guy with a bad boob job?

  8. David Brent

    Didn’t she used to be hot?

  9. Fernanado Narcos

    9-About 11 bazillionity years ago.

  10. Winston Churchill

    Chavster if there ever was one. Looks as if she’s wiped her fish and chips across her forehead. Would love to ‘ave a go at sliding me banger between her orange halves…nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

  11. Jeff W.

    She should win the prize for having zero personality. Seriously, this is one creepy chick. In every picture she looks like she’s made of wax.

  12. britboysarehot

    Why doesn’t Posh smile in her pics?

  13. tc

    #13. Cos her mouth is a funny shape when she smiles. Teeth are fine.

  14. Kevincy Q

    I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  15. Kevincy Q

    I like her and think she is damn sexy. no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  16. mafme

    I think her hair cut has helped… it looks less plastic, so she’s inching back toward human. The softballs in her dress, though… hmm… not as human.

  17. Randal

    Through the years since the Spice Girls broke up, Victoria has been the most recognized of that huge pop singing sensation and for good reason too. Even no longer singing and dancing on stage, Victoria is still as popular, if not more, since leading the Spice Girls to the top.

    Once a diva, always a diva.

    Randal

  18. Manene

    Victoria was pretty when she was in the spice girls with a natural body and the chin length or lil longer hair. Now she looks very extreme and unnatural.

  19. Bootlip Obama

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Dem white wimminz is FINEZ!!!!

  20. amanda

    11. Winston Churchill
    its WINK, WINK, JUDGE, NUDGE SAY NO MORE
    if youre gonna quote monty python get it right!

  21. amanda

    11. Winston Churchill
    its WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE, SAY NO MORE
    if youre gonna quote monty python get it right!

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  23. Those really are the worst implants ever. The retro eighties slut dress doesn’t help, either.

  24. Amy

    She looks like a robot, i hate her haircut and fake boobs. click on my name

  25. Ted from LA

    #20,
    I read in the New England Journal of Medicine that resent research shows 97% of racists eat their own ejaculate. The other 3% have admitted to having sex with barnyard animals. To which group do you belong? I’d bet my left and right nut that you’re not as articulate as President-Elect Obama. Therefore, your psuedonym and comedy attempts make you look like a sperm eating goat fucker.

  26. Ted from LA

    P.S.
    Those are the worst looking fake tits I’ve seen since the Katie Price thread.

  27. Balls McCoy

    Hey! I’ve seen that ugly dress before!

    Really!

    January Jones wore it at the Emmy Awards! Horrendous on both counts, even worse on Victoria because she’s a dog.

    http://egotastic.com/image?path=0809/emmy/january-jones-02.jpg&info=January%20Jones%20Pictures%2060th%20Emmy%20Awards

  28. tinkerbelle

    ok i love the hair. lovelovelove. she looks way younger like this.

  29. tc

    #12. Wrong. She seems like great fine every time I’ve seen her interviewed.

    Check out youtube with her, david beckham and ali g some time. Lovely woman.

    Confine your comments to her ridiculous tits, stupid tan or strange lips.

  30. ummm...yeah

    OK,
    once again Randal,
    I am forced to give you a slap in the balls…ummm…face, cause you are an ass from word say go…
    I HATE YOU,
    and your dumb comments …
    Die already asshole…

  31. pic

    I would kill to have her wardrobe. and maybe husband.

  32. Plastic surgeon? What? Do you mean to tell me she’s not 100% natural?

  33. I dont really care about her plastic surgeon. But she is looks great in that white gown. And I think she looks great all the time.

  34. Sakurada

    She has slender figure..She is so hot…I’m Sakurada from Kyoto, Japan,an ancient city, but I’m not ancient, I’m interested in exotic things,photography, outdoors… I have my photos on __”seekingtall.com”__, I love tall guys!
    Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out.

  35. michelle

    her face is just weird. maybe if you chopped her head off, she’d be considered hot.

  36. timmy the dying boy

    Fake? uh. . . Shadows are all wrong?

    Come on, help me out here!

  37. Someone

    She has a cool personality, but gawd she looks too emiciated, I always cringe when I look at her.

  38. I can’t believe I used to jack-off to her in short skirts. She’s still attractive, but more “real” now.

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  40. She knows the meaning of the word: REASON?

  41. I don’t like round implants anyway but if she had any body fat at all they would look ok, as it is they look vile, you can literally see all around them and Katie Price has stated that Posh’s nips look like button mushrooms.

  42. boo

    Jordan Price=man’s woman

    Victoria Beckham=woman’s woman

  43. Ian

    I think she looks fine.

  44. denise

    Hey U.K
    was this the trade for Madonna and Paltrow,
    We got screwed.
    thanks for nothing!!!!

  45. ..........

    #18: Put a lid on it, Jimbo. You’re not fooling anyone anymore.

  46. Winston Churchill

    OOOooohhh Amanda, you a go’er then? Ay? Been around have you? You into *photography*? Sport? Hmm? Say no more!!!

  47. Jay

    Her implants look better than they usually do

  48. JimmyBachaFungool

    I would tear her up.

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