Victoria Beckham can’t afford a new shirt

June 30th, 2006 // 161 Comments
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Victoria Beckham was spotted shopping in London with her bra hanging out. I wonder what it’s like being so poor you can’t afford a decent shirt that fits. I guess not everybody can be a billionaire playboy like me, driving around in limos and throwing priceless paintings at homeless people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my tuxedo cleaned and my monocle polished. And I need to buy a new top hat. I threw my last one away because it didn’t look expensive enough.

EDIT: Images removed. Check ‘em out here.


  1. tinyTy

    That happened to one of my shirts, but it was because I gained weight. So I’m not sure why anorexia would cause her shirt to fly open. Not enough tension on the buttons perhaps? What I don’t understand about the fake boob craze is that these celebs don’t mind if they are obviously fake looking. It’s like when you see a grey haired guy with a dark toupee. Can we make an effort at realism?

  2. ffordegroupie

    Once upon a time, she actually looked like a human being. But with every year that goes by, she looks more and more like some kind of mantis alien. Beckham better watch out, or she’ll bite off his head and eat it.

  3. WorldWideWendy

    Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are new BFF- ‘nuf said.

  4. Stacyy

    she is HOTTTT i would DO her. ure all stupid. u dont know a good one when u see her. i suppose u are all dating incredibly beautiful and sexy women for u to perceive this one as imperfect. well Screeew u guys, im going hoome.

  5. Stacyy

    although i must say, the fake boob thing posted in #151 is very true. they need to chill with the grapefruit halves. with 3000 for a haircut, im pretty sure celebrities could make an effort to get boobs that arent so obvious in their fakeness. but COME ONNNN DONT TELL ME U DONT LIKE THEM

  6. rocking_robin

    Perhaps she should have read the label first before putting the shirt on a boil wash…..I’m sure it said ‘dry clean only’…..stupid cow.

  7. chrysalis

    Dear Mr Superficial Guy,

    Is getting your “monocle polished” a euphemsism?

    Sincerely,
    chrysalis

  8. She was one of the most popular World Cup fans… every English game would involve about 10 minutes of just facing the camera to wherever she was sitting… until ENGLAND LOST! OWNED! HA HA!

    It would be funny if she broke up with David Beckham just because he couldn’t save his team. LOL.

  9. Frozen_nanners

    LOL #36 …Allspice

  10. That could not be more hot, upscale trashy is a beautiful thing

  11. A TRUE FRIEND

    whoa….Vic….she looks really good in those pictures….I shouldn’t have said that,now David is gonna kick my ass….for some odd reason he doesn’t like me too much.

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