I wonder if Victoria can even smile….
At lest Victoria allows Katie to wear heels — unlike someone else I know…
The super crime-fighting duo of PISSED-OFF WOMAN AND EXTRA-LONG-PANTS GIRL!!!
(it’s Posh’s cape that’s killing me here.)
Katie Holmes looks so hilariously awkward and out of place. This made my morning.
Is Katie going to a Saturday Night Fever Midnight Madness feature?
Kate Holmes-Cruise is like a FOOT TALLER than Vicki. WTH? Not to mention the fact that while she’s off gallavanting in gay ol’ Par-ee, her man is probably off at home dining on Baby A’la Mode and loving the cock.
Katie usually gets much attention from Tom when wearing this suit.
Oh – #4 I was thinking the same thing. AWKWARD! Who the fuck does Katie think she is? She’s still that stupid Joey from Dawson’s Creek while Posh is married to Becks. ‘Nuff said.
It looks like Vikky finally realized that the spray ‘Orange Glow'(tm) stuff is meant to be used on furniture.
(It’s also supposed to repel dust)
#3 LOL! I even had the batman tune playing in my head when I read you’re post!
I like the suit. Very Katherine Hepburn-ish.
I bet hubby likes it because it’s very man-ish.
“Katie, please wear the suit. Yes! Yes!”
I think Posh should divorce Becks and marry Donald Trump. He loves women who look like space aliens with stretched skin who never learned to smile.
And what the hell is Katie Holmes doing in Paris? Must be nice to afford a 24/7 nanny to raise your baby while you’re off watching something meaningless.
Good point, #8, magickal. Who is trying to rise and who’s on the fall? I think they’re both heading for the land of Has-Been.
Actually Katie was wearing this while concieving Suri…
Ms Holmes: Any idea what TCLTC means?
Ms Beckham: Oink.
Ms Holmes: It’s been eating me up, the signs on red carpets, T shirts, and blogs… what could it possibly mean?
Ms Holmes: …and did you see the was Tom was looking at David? I mean, I thought THAT was a bit odd…
I never realized that Katie is 10 feet tall.
I’ve learned about how TC supposedly fathered Spawn of Satan Suri. Being that Tom won’t let his little Cruiser anywhere near anything female, he summoned the awesome power of L. Ron Hubbard to assist him in his quest to father a child.
Essentially, he enlisted his switch-hitting fellow scientologist (lower case “s” intentional) pal John Travolta to solve the problem. Tom gave it to John up the pooper while John was simultaneously giving it to Katie (how’s that for a disturbing visual?).
Tom ejaculated first, and, through the power of all diving L. Ron, his semen passed through John and into the Travolta ejaculate, thus impregnating Katie with TC genes in a communion so unholy it rivals the birth of Rosemary’s baby.
These people are seriously fucked up, I tell ya.
I meant “all divine L. Ron”
They kinda look like super heroes.
Dragging white slacks all over the ground in Paris is all the rage.
Didn’t know that Victoria was a smurf. She looks like a really disturbed bitch in that third shot. Becks, what were you thinking?
Wow and Victoria thinks she is the expert in fashion?
I think those fashion shows are doing no good to her brain. As if she had one.
Somebody should tell them it’s not Halloween yet , but fashion week.
Kate HOMELESS’s weak smiles are as terrible as those Victoria’s non-smile but starving faces.
# 2 and # 12 great comments!
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