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krisdylee | October 6, 2006 at 9:08 am
I wonder if Victoria can even smile….
trinket | October 6, 2006 at 9:09 am
At lest Victoria allows Katie to wear heels — unlike someone else I know…
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 9:13 am
The super crime-fighting duo of PISSED-OFF WOMAN AND EXTRA-LONG-PANTS GIRL!!!
DUN-DUN-NAH!!!
(it’s Posh’s cape that’s killing me here.)
CDob | October 6, 2006 at 9:14 am
Katie Holmes looks so hilariously awkward and out of place. This made my morning.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 6, 2006 at 9:14 am
Is Katie going to a Saturday Night Fever Midnight Madness feature?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Ramdonomo | October 6, 2006 at 9:15 am
Kate Holmes-Cruise is like a FOOT TALLER than Vicki. WTH? Not to mention the fact that while she’s off gallavanting in gay ol’ Par-ee, her man is probably off at home dining on Baby A’la Mode and loving the cock.
gert-the-sprout | October 6, 2006 at 9:17 am
Katie usually gets much attention from Tom when wearing this suit.
magickal | October 6, 2006 at 9:18 am
Oh – #4 I was thinking the same thing. AWKWARD! Who the fuck does Katie think she is? She’s still that stupid Joey from Dawson’s Creek while Posh is married to Becks. ‘Nuff said.
Binky | October 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
It looks like Vikky finally realized that the spray ‘Orange Glow’(tm) stuff is meant to be used on furniture.
(It’s also supposed to repel dust)
MsMonipenni | October 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
#3 LOL! I even had the batman tune playing in my head when I read you’re post!
notmeganharris | October 6, 2006 at 9:23 am
I like the suit. Very Katherine Hepburn-ish.
I bet hubby likes it because it’s very man-ish.
“Katie, please wear the suit. Yes! Yes!”
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 6, 2006 at 9:26 am
I think Posh should divorce Becks and marry Donald Trump. He loves women who look like space aliens with stretched skin who never learned to smile.
And what the hell is Katie Holmes doing in Paris? Must be nice to afford a 24/7 nanny to raise your baby while you’re off watching something meaningless.
Good point, #8, magickal. Who is trying to rise and who’s on the fall? I think they’re both heading for the land of Has-Been.
gert-the-sprout | October 6, 2006 at 9:27 am
Actually Katie was wearing this while concieving Suri…
RichPort | October 6, 2006 at 9:29 am
Ms Holmes: Any idea what TCLTC means?
Ms Beckham: Oink.
Ms Holmes: It’s been eating me up, the signs on red carpets, T shirts, and blogs… what could it possibly mean?
Ms Beckham: Oink.
Ms Holmes: …and did you see the was Tom was looking at David? I mean, I thought THAT was a bit odd…
Ms Beckham: Oink.
Jedi Kevin | October 6, 2006 at 9:32 am
I never realized that Katie is 10 feet tall.
BigJim | October 6, 2006 at 9:32 am
I’ve learned about how TC supposedly fathered Spawn of Satan Suri. Being that Tom won’t let his little Cruiser anywhere near anything female, he summoned the awesome power of L. Ron Hubbard to assist him in his quest to father a child.
Essentially, he enlisted his switch-hitting fellow scientologist (lower case “s” intentional) pal John Travolta to solve the problem. Tom gave it to John up the pooper while John was simultaneously giving it to Katie (how’s that for a disturbing visual?).
Tom ejaculated first, and, through the power of all diving L. Ron, his semen passed through John and into the Travolta ejaculate, thus impregnating Katie with TC genes in a communion so unholy it rivals the birth of Rosemary’s baby.
These people are seriously fucked up, I tell ya.
BigJim | October 6, 2006 at 9:40 am
I meant “all divine L. Ron”
Wampoon.com | October 6, 2006 at 9:43 am
They kinda look like super heroes.
http://wampoon.com
Sheva | October 6, 2006 at 9:46 am
Dragging white slacks all over the ground in Paris is all the rage.
Didn’t know that Victoria was a smurf. She looks like a really disturbed bitch in that third shot. Becks, what were you thinking?
clown | October 6, 2006 at 9:49 am
Wow and Victoria thinks she is the expert in fashion?
I think those fashion shows are doing no good to her brain. As if she had one.
Somebody should tell them it’s not Halloween yet , but fashion week.
Kate HOMELESS’s weak smiles are as terrible as those Victoria’s non-smile but starving faces.
# 2 and # 12 great comments!
Shaun | October 6, 2006 at 10:03 am
Blah.
Those women are almost as skinny as Nicole Richie.
http://www.digital-six.net
combustion8 | October 6, 2006 at 10:04 am
The freaks indeed come out at night.
bigponie | October 6, 2006 at 10:05 am
what the fuck is Darth Vader and a Storm Tropper doing in Paris.
commissioner | October 6, 2006 at 10:05 am
They look so odd together. Like Katie is a cat, waiting to gobble little bird Victoria up.
I tell you what, if that bitch Vick tried to walk fifteen paces in front of me, I’d trip her skinny British ass and keep on truckin’.
TajAmazon | October 6, 2006 at 10:05 am
Hey guys, with Tom Cruise being cut from Paramount, and Scientology stealing all his money, times are tough. Katie obviously can’t afford a tailor to hem the bottom of her pants.
commissioner | October 6, 2006 at 10:05 am
jrz:
Where the hell have you been? Shopping?
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 10:16 am
Commish: I was adopting a baby from Africa.
RichPort | October 6, 2006 at 10:17 am
Where’s the pointy hat and the fucking broom? Where are the flying monkeys? Why isn’t her skin fucking green? And pay NO attention to the man behind the curtain…
NotANiceGirl | October 6, 2006 at 10:18 am
@ 6 & 15….
I looked it up on IMDB to satisfy my curiousity…. the height diff. is not huge!!!
Katie is 5’9″
TCLTC is 5’7″ (with the lifts I’m guessing!!)
Victoria is 5’6″
NotANiceGirl | October 6, 2006 at 10:20 am
JRZ! I’ve missed you!!! I’m glad you’re back!!
Angry Ferret Jones | October 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
Honestly, they look like to 6 year-olds playing dress-up in mommies clothes.
Ri-goddamn-diculous.
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
30–missed you cool kids at the back of the bus, too, babe. :)
FrootPie | October 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
How does Victoria Beckham manage to keep her head up? I know it’s wrong to steal, but I have to- her head looks like an orange stuck on a toothpick. She’s an actual bobblehead- a caricature come to life. Ew.
Glossed Over | October 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
I didn’t think Katie could find someone creepier than Tom to pal around with.
http://glossedover.com
nc72 | October 6, 2006 at 10:29 am
Well at least she’s getting out, must be a relief…
http://www.exposay.com/katie-holmes/1/c/1267/
Ruby | October 6, 2006 at 10:29 am
Jrz – how much rum did ya have to trade?
vainandlovingit | October 6, 2006 at 10:31 am
oh great they can be hideous together. TCLTC
Equalparts | October 6, 2006 at 10:34 am
Oh Katie, you’re really just so cool with your hands in your pants pocket and your little sashay in your white pantssuit. So very fashionista. Paleeeze. Victoria Beckham is a tool, it’s only because she’s Scientology approved that Katie is in the same room.
By the way, Posh Spice says she doesn’t like to smile in pictures because she hates the way she looks when she smiles.
I was wathing Batman Begins the other night. The world is missing nothing by Holmes staying out of…um….ahem..”acting”.
CelebSlam.com | October 6, 2006 at 10:35 am
She looks like a clumsy giraffe
http://www.celebslam.com
Italian Stallion | October 6, 2006 at 10:35 am
Penn and Teller in drag?
commissioner | October 6, 2006 at 10:35 am
jrz:
Did you have your personal shopper pick out a dozen or so to “try on”?
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 10:36 am
36–None, thank God. They did soak me for 50 cartons of Lucky’s and a small nuclear device.
llllllllll | October 6, 2006 at 10:37 am
Is it just me or does Katie Holmes look 20 years older than her age? She gave up her career and youth and freedom for a cockroach.
llllllllll | October 6, 2006 at 10:40 am
too many “and’s” in my last
Anonymous | October 6, 2006 at 10:40 am
I honestly don’t know who is the bigger whore: Katie Holmes or Victoria Beckham. Both would be nothing without the males (in the case of Tom, “male”) to which they are linked. Both women are unemployed and talentless, without a lick of fashion sense without their respective mates’ cash (or, in the case of Katie, Tom’s control).
llllllllll | October 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
one too many “and’s” in my last last post …ugh
pinky_nip | October 6, 2006 at 10:41 am
Just a couple of beards out on the town.
Stuey75 | October 6, 2006 at 10:44 am
well duhhh she’s wearing a cape. She’s super ho
llllllllll | October 6, 2006 at 10:45 am
I’m surprised Tom lets her hang out with Beckham
jrzmommy | October 6, 2006 at 10:46 am
COMMISH: yes, they had some pre-selected for me to pick and choose from. They all had to participate in a little talent show — kinda like a little beauty pagent. It was very tedious and alot of the same stuff– they all swatted flies as their talent –so I chose an unassuming quiet one with the ability to turn water into vodka. I named her Suri Jailynn Jrz…she’s got my ears!