Victoria Beckham’s reps forced reporters last week to sign contracts before interviewing her which stipulated that all interviews would be used for the “sole purpose of publicizing Victoria Beckham: Coming to America.” Last month Angelina Jolie got into some trouble when she pulled the same stunt. The only difference here is that Angelina Jolie is actually famous while Victoria Beckham is, well, I’m still not entirely convinced she’s even human. I’ve built women out of piles of garbage that look more natural than her. I mean, wait, no I haven’t. That would be creepy.
rach | July 9, 2007 at 10:18 am
Second?
dizzo | July 9, 2007 at 10:18 am
first!
SMEE! | July 9, 2007 at 10:19 am
You were first!”#
Mr. Black | July 9, 2007 at 10:22 am
Okay, am I the only one who thinks this chick is fucking disgusting? I think I’ll have to pass on this skinny British shit eating clown.
Bern | July 9, 2007 at 10:30 am
I certainly do not find her disgusting. Arousing. Not disgusting. But everybody’s penis tells them different things …
p.s. BERN’S BOOB SHOT IS UP, ALONG WITH LINKS TO ALL PAST BOOBS SHOTS, SINCE THE FORMAT CHANGE — CLICK THE LINK ABOVE AND FOLLOW THE LINKS IN THE POST PICTURING TWO DUDES IS MASSIVE CLOGS.
James | July 9, 2007 at 10:30 am
@4 I agree with you.. And why would any of these stupid asshole reports sign the contract?
Hill | July 9, 2007 at 10:36 am
Seriously, she reminds me of an albino umpalumpa… what a freak-show.
jrzmommy | July 9, 2007 at 10:37 am
Item 2 of the contract states that no one is allowed to actually speak to her during the interview.
meee | July 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
yeah #4, you’re definitely correct.
i hate her sick little pig-nose, her unnaturally fake boobs & skeletal boy-frame.
she’s seriously one of the few celebrities who actually fucking disgusts me. her & the olsen twins.
Guy | July 9, 2007 at 10:43 am
Husband should just leave her, he is actually handsome.
flavio | July 9, 2007 at 10:50 am
she does look like a mantis, and is totally unattractive as far as i’m concerned, but to be fair, she is more famous than most people in the world. she’s way overly well-known just about everywhere but in america, because no one cares about soccer here.
rosie's mustach | July 9, 2007 at 10:53 am
Um are you sure Victoria and Angelina aren’t the same person.
Same freedom of speech censoring bullshit.
Same annorexic body.
Same out of their league hotter than them blond haired manslave.
Same vomitous upchuck reflex when I see them.
I have never “Victoria” and “Angelina” together and therefore will assume that they are the same person in disguise.
Sickoooo | July 9, 2007 at 10:56 am
Even though she looks like a pig fetus, i still want to do things to her…i need help…bad!
Mick | July 9, 2007 at 11:03 am
I think she has alot of unreal parts but that she’s still cute.
Tim | July 9, 2007 at 11:13 am
Isn’t she that sexless android who’s married to that closeted gay who’s really good at handling balls that are flying at his head?
A'hem Royd | July 9, 2007 at 11:16 am
“I certainly do not find her disgusting. Arousing. Not disgusting.”
Bern, every single boob on your web site is crying over that comment (ok, maybe lactating bitterly). Mrs. Fagboy has the worst bolt-on rocks in the history of plastic surgery. They’re much more likely to give you a head injury than a hardon.
Bern | July 9, 2007 at 11:21 am
#16 – Can’t explain it, man. I dig her. She kind of frightens and arouses me at the same time. My penis would probably actually hide if faced with her, but what can I tell you?
Anyway, I’m sorry to have shamed my site’s boobs … I have broken an eternal promise I made to them as a child … if I only I can someday repay them …
chimpy | July 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
This skank’s garbage with money.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 9, 2007 at 11:26 am
Oh I might fuck her, but on the way out I’m pluging her toilet
ph7 | July 9, 2007 at 11:27 am
There is no doubt she is a collosal pain in the ass.
cooter | July 9, 2007 at 11:43 am
This is one U-G-L-Y bitch…she’s like a f@cking wart…hard to get rid of…she is the true SCARY Spice.
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free lily | July 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
i don’t know if it’s just this pic but doesn’t her head look huge in proportion to the rest of her body? i guess that’s where the “mantis” comments come from?
is there a picture out there in which she is actually smiling?
KP | July 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
WTF is going on with her hair?!? Her hairline looks like it starts on the crown of her head, leaving her with a MEGA FOREHEAD!!
She looks just like one of those long-haired guinea pigs.
noangel | July 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
She’s disgusting. I hope he her husband is a closeted gay guy (but since they’re English we’ll never really know, right?).
Her face would crack open and fall off if she actually smiled. We can always hope.
miss oblivious | July 9, 2007 at 11:57 am
She’s so nasty and fake. I can’t believe they’re gonna do a show on her life. Why, why, why?! Does anyone really care? I hope it fails miserably and goes off the air immediately. Now “Scott Baio is 45 and single”, on the other hand…it sounds so pathetic and lame…and yet interestink!
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 12:00 pm
she’s doing us a favor! the less we have to know, the better off we are
lambman | July 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Um, why would anybody want to interview her at all? About the show or anything?
#11 – Mantis = spot on!
Tigerlily | July 9, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Victoria is like the ugly girl that sat in the back of the room at school, according to Peter Pan. I wouldn’t know, because I grew up in the forest with my horse and family.
wedgeone | July 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
“Victoria Beckham: Coming to America.”?? Wasn’t Coming to America a movie by Eddie Murphy, who now has to pay Scary Spice 18 years of child support.
Let’s hope that Eddie sues Posh for infringement, and makes her pay her cut of the gross directly over to Scary.
Now THAT irony would be funnier than hell.
Cam Jansen | July 9, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Someone needs to send her off to the forest to snorf for truffles for Catherine Zeta-Jones’ shampoo with that snout of hers.
leelee | July 9, 2007 at 1:53 pm
oh it’s hilarious when people become famous for not really being famous and just believing that they are…
PS Vikki B. is an alien.
Kamihi | July 9, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Oh I hate this bitch – FO Victoria, can’t some American psycho killer stalk her and kill her – PLEASE.
Jeffry Dahmer | July 9, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Oh sure, you like me now…
Tommy Lee | July 9, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Her glasses are huge, like Mandy Moore’s thighs.
IHateAngelinaAndVictoria | July 9, 2007 at 2:42 pm
@11 and 12 – I think these two creatures are one and the same. Angelina/Victoria is a mantis. Not only in looks, but in characteristics. Don’t they kill off their mates?
mmh | July 9, 2007 at 4:43 pm
ok so here in europe victoria beckham isn’t a nobody. and i really do hope that hollywood doesn’t ruin her and david’s marriage.
MeatSack | July 9, 2007 at 4:44 pm
She’s tired… It’s Spice Girl reunion shit that has gotten to her head.
krazihottkelli | July 9, 2007 at 7:18 pm
thiz bitch iz the
weirdezt thing I
ever zaw..zhe lookz
like death with fake
blonde hair and I
zee herpez on her lipz…
Hollywood Agent | July 9, 2007 at 7:32 pm
No talent piece of trash. Send her back across the pond ASAP. She looks like she has fleas.
I bet her accent is fake too. How can she be English. She looks Filipino to me.
kellis mom | July 9, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I for one can’t wait until the mantis and her sad little band get on the road, there is gonna be a shit storm. What I really want to see is a full on psycho punch on, on stage. The series they are making will be the most funny reality show ever, if it gets off the ground. This ego maniac with her obvious lack of talent will explode into flames I hope.
chimpy | July 9, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Jackass nose this skank has on her.
lucky7 | July 10, 2007 at 1:42 am
THAT’S RIGHT, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOCCER IN AMERICA.
SOCCER IS FOR FUCKING SISSY GIRLS WHO PLAY WITH DOLLS AND DRINK TEA AND SHIT. FUCK THAT!!!!
(GOES DOWN TO SOCCER FIELD AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF A SOCCER DOUCHEBAG)
Britney'sHotButteredRolls | July 10, 2007 at 11:33 am
I could build a woman out of a couple of 2×4′s, spare lawn mower parts and a wig I got from the Goodwill that would look more natural than her.
Just thought I’d put that out there.
Paris' godly spirit | July 10, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I idsagree, the natural beauty “Posh Spice,” (why do we herald her this name when she has no blud blood in her whatsoever, i mean, good god have you heard her speak???) holds is astounding, she obviously doesnt use an ounce of cosmetic aid, and why shouold she? Her husband is equally humble and not in the least bit hetrosexual (again, have you heard him speak?)
el ces | July 10, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I could’ve swore it said ‘Vicky pulls out of Angelina Jolie’
I was like ‘WTF is going on in L.A. these days?’
emily | July 13, 2007 at 8:44 am
How can you say victoria beckham isn’t even famous? if you American’s ever stuck your heads out of your own all-consuming, country you’d realize she’s far better known. America, there is a whole world out there. take a note sometime
Christ on a Crotch | July 13, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Altho Mr. Becks is very good at what he does, one has to wonder how much brains or taste he has to be with and have three kids with this…how should I put it…awful, ugly, marmoset. He’s probably a big dumb jock.
Can you picture her in 10 years. Even Susan Lucci looks better than that Splosh Spice.
LF | August 1, 2007 at 2:26 am
I love this woman. She has a beautiful man, beautiful children, and now she’s in our country. Finally, some eye candy with a nice accent.
Me | September 2, 2007 at 4:35 am
Let me introduce her again – she’s SOUR SPICE!