Victoria Silvstedt Has An Itchy Bikini
and Other News

June 10th, 2011 // 37 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Black-Eyed Peas perform what I’m calling “Their Best Show Ever” in Central Park. [Popeater]

- Jim Carrey takes the next logical step towards has-been by talking about his new passion, painting. [Huffington Post]

- Nicole Kidman wore this in what I’m assuming was some sort of protest against Justin Bieber winning an award. [Dlisted]

- That other Middleton chick, What’s her face?, doing something that’s way less cool than whatever her sister’s ass is up to. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aly Michalka is in a form-fitting dress. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Paz De La Huerta is wearing the only thing she will allow herself to be photographed in anymore. Nothing. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Tracy Morgan is going to have a real problem with this. [TooFab]

- And this too, for sure. [Videogum]

- Ashley Greene is all sweaty. [Popoholic]

- Nobody tells Selena Gomez‘s cousin what to wear. NOBODY! [Starplulse]

- James McAvoy was like a creepy uncle to the kids in X-Men: First Class. [Just Jared]

- Celebrities past jobs, most notably Eva Mendes selling hot dogs at a mall. [theCHIVE]

- Although none of them are nearly as bad as these. [Maxim]

- Athletes get the hottest chicks, even in the movies. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. I want to go to there.

  2. horny pig

    Wish I could smell and clean her hand for her

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Pic#1 is priceless.If it is my duty I will help her using my tongue to lodge whatever is up her arse. Pic#3 Beauty and the fucken fugly beast!

  4. God is Black

    Pic#1 is priceless.If it is my duty I will help her using my tongue to lodge whatever is up her arse. Pic#3 Beauty and the fucken fugly beast!

  5. wow silvstedt’s stock just went up! green’s is flat

  6. Angela

    It looks like she is trying to keep her vajayjay from swallowing that piece of fabric and possibly her hand. It somewhat reminds me of that movie Teeth minus the multiple bitten off male genitalia. Watch your fingers!

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, Victoria and Lindsay hang out together?

  8. rican

    Why can’t she move her stupid hand out of the way?!

  9. Durr

    Should that be “Victoria Silvstedt, prostitute, Has An Itchy Bikini
    and Other News”?

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Another sad case of nonasinumitis.

    • Marco

      Its a serious disease. Imagine never being able so sit in a non padded chair for very long without your leg falling asleep. And pants just never seem to fit right.

  11. Clarence Beeks

    she is so gross. She was hot when she was modeling, but now she looks like a leather couch filled with plastic. Her lips and boobs are nasty, and she nauseates me.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    i stink
    Commented on this photo:

    and to think this whole time we thought spongebob was gay.

  13. It had to be said

    You know your hobbies have gotten out of hand when you have athlete’s foot on your ass.

  14. CC

    Panty crickets and a tramp stamp!
    I wonder if she lives in a single wide or a double wide?

  15. tlmck

    I think she forgot to use lubricant.

  16. ?

    That other Middleton chick? You mean the hotter one?

  17. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    that old lady on the right better be pregnant.

  18. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    damn, that thigh looks mighty tasty.

  19. Acrylique

    Sorry, I don’t care what anyone says, she has the @$$ of an old man.

  20. bitingonfoil

    Who is this mess? Looks like a 12 yr old thai tranny boy. I thought girls had waists/hips?

  21. Amir

    Can someone tell me where her waist ends and (hips?)begin. Another sad case of granny ass, this phenomenon is rampant… and repugnant.

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    just gross. learn how to wipe your ass properly!!

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You’ve never find your dignity in there.

  24. Funeral Guy

    That ass is nasty, but I guess I’d titty fuck those cans.

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Kim Lardassian
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus do some squats ffs……………

  26. Don

    She’s mooning the pap.

  27. I heard she was a little anal.

  28. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Danny DeVito approves.

  29. the captain

    let’s be sorry for her but these are the pictures americans MASTURBATE on!!!!

    • yougottabekiddingme

      Really?? Seriously? As opposed to Sofia Veraga, or Salma Hayek? I’m a girl and *I* wouldn’t fap to this….

  30. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Lithium Skies
    Commented on this photo:

    Since when is Britney Spears a stand-in for Victoria Silvstedt?

  31. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She loves it when I ejaculate in her ass, just not when it seeps out…

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