Victoria’s Secret Angel Izabel Goulart Is The Shiny Object We All Need

Instead of delving into details about how Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend’s family is making him appear in court in the scummiest trial I’ve ever heard of, lets just take a zen moment of reflection and take in the splendor of Izabel Goulart in a bikini playing paddleball. I’m sure she’s not very good at paddleball, but we love her all the same. Honestly I wanted to write something about how fucked up it is that someone is trying to squeeze money out of a suicide by claiming Carrey owes them because she used his drugs, but it was just too much. It bugged me and made me feel icky and it’s better this way. Trust me.