Victoria Gotti Says She Never Asked For Lindsay™ to Play Her

April 15th, 2011 // 58 Comments

Earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan crashed the Gotti: Three Generations press conference and gave an interview as if she already landed the role of Victoria Gotti. (She hasn’t.) Turns out, not even a day later, Victoria started telling people she never requested Lindsay play her despite reports to the contrary which we can now safely say came from Dina. Page Six reports:

At her son Frankie Gotti’s 21st birthday party at Greenhouse on Wednesday night, Victoria told guests, “Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that’s not true. I didn’t insist and actually have no say in who gets the part.” But she added, “I think Lindsay is a very talented actress and a sweet girl.”

For those of you keeping score at home, Lindsay Lohan just got tossed under the bus by a woman who’s only famous for being the daughter of a gangster. And understandably so. She has a reputation to protect. “Wait, did you say I’m associated with the Lohans? Oh, no, no, no. My father had people murdered to service his criminal lust for money. Stick with that angle, please, for the love of God.”

Photos: Fame, Getty


  1. Mat


  2. JC

    Maybe instead they could get Lindsay a job in sanitation to help keep her out of trouble.

  3. It was the best of times, the rough of times

    Keeping my mouth shut on this one. I have the legs of Usain Bolt and want to see them safe and sound…

  4. Moke

    That’s a horrible picture of Lindsay ™

  5. spew

    Is that Dee Snider, or Ben stiller in drag?

  6. Let me get this straight, that is her 21 yr old son right?Jesus Fucken Christ he is really Fugly period ! The stress of having something that gross must have really fucked her up in terms of ageing Serious the poor horses that had to die for the hair extension must a fucken trifecta !

  7. Coyote

    I would say she is the ugliest thing i ever saw, but she would have me wacked

  8. lady

    Her son is a The Situation-Ronnie hybrid.

  9. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    They must have been separated at birth (or hatching)!

  10. This is actually just an age enhanced photo of Brooke Hogan.

  11. hmna

    Ed Harris must have finally gotten a wig.

  12. Deacon Jones

    So they’re remaking “Mask”?

  13. Snooki's Taint

    If anyone is keeping score (I am):

    Lindsay ™

    * too effed up to play a pornstar (Linda Lovelace, famous for her hog-chocking abilities)

    * to effed up to play the effed-up daughter of a mega-mobster.

    I hear she applied to be the Geico Gecko. Not the voice, the gecko itself.

  14. Satan's bitch

    That’s a wig. Tell me that;s a wig. Please, for the love of everything worth living for, tell me that’s a wig!!!

    • ZigZagZoey

      That’s a wig!
      I hope you feel better now!

    • Actually, I think the top part is her own hideously bleached hair, and the rest of the fucked up I’m-still-in-love-with-the-idea-of-being-a-fairy-tale-princess-but -I-left-12-years-old-in-the-rearview-decades-ago-so-now-it’s-just-really-grotesque ‘do is extensions. You can see how thin her real hair is above her right eyebrow, so without the fake sewn-on hair I bet she’s practically bald. I hope that makes you feel even better.

      • Satan's bitch

        Thanks youse guys. Just too damn much nasty going on there, I started to freak. Then imagining one of those disgusting hairs getting loose and ending up in someone food… (barf)

  15. The Critical Crassness

    I see a horse head in Dina Lohan’s future! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving individual, unless it was Michael Lohan. After all Lindsay is really his fault, all he had to do was wear a condom!

  16. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    Is that the 21 year old son? He looks like he’s turning 35.

  17. She may not have been asked, but now that I look at it…

  18. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    Yesterday we read “Her crew was buzzing about all things Gotti, and when we mentioned that Lindsay looks a lot like Victoria, a grumpy member of Lohan’s crew snapped, “Yeah, a younger, prettier version.””
    – A Very stuppid thing to say about someone who “might” have help you get a gig…

  19. MisterSuccint

    I almost didn’t recognize Lady Gaga – so much clothing, and none of it meat!

  20. LJ

    So on Tuesday Night Lindsay’s entourage decided that dissing Victoria Gotti to a reporter from Page Six would be a good career move for their darling. (see yesterday’s Lindsay story here on Superficial)

    And if you read the quote from Victoria Gotti on Wednesday, it does sound like she did make a call to get Lindsay in front of the Producers of the film, and the Producers probably would have given Lindsay the part because it really is small and inconsequential, and would make Victoria happy.

    But now, Victoria has basically said publicly…..”F*ck the bitch, I could care less if she gets the part.”

    So once again Lindsay has undermined any chance she has of ever getting a job performing again, no matter how small the part.

  21. SIN

    Another “leak” that LiLo’s mom put out. All the gossip about her landing roles is just bull shit her mom and handlers say and try to spread.

  22. Woody Long

    bigger freak is ?

  23. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    If he looks into her eyes he’ll turn into stone.

  24. RP McGillicudy

    I predict Lindsay’s next movie will include a lot of cocaine and whack jobs.

  25. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    Mrs. Crypt Keeper.

  26. just say'n

    Maybe for her next role White Oprah could try and get Lindsay™ the part of Mr. Hankey, the talking poo in the new South Park movie.

  27. Inmate 12236969

    We here in D-Block talked it over and we’d do a train on Victoria but were pretty frustrated still doing the same old thing banging our Vampire bitch Wesley.

  28. SuperT

    Look, it’s Jersey Shore Barbie.

  29. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    wtf was the staten island dump doing there?

  30. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    So what does any of this have to do with Dog the Bounty Hunter?

  31. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    She’s not a star and she was hardly on jersey shore on account of her being a, surprisingly, more vapid bitch than every other useless bastard on the show.

  32. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    So THAT’S what Cousin It looks like.

  33. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
    Double D
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    It’s like God made her head out of a squash, some white chicklets, and an albino squid.

  34. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
    Double D
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    Gotti looks like he wants to whack someone – a Lantino tranny at “The Manhole” during happy hour.

  35. Abe Vigoda

    Now I see why they want Lindsay Lohan to play Victoria Gotti – the resemblance is truly uncanny. But who are they going to get to play the young Victoria Gotti?

  36. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    What’s that, Lassie? Lindsay’s in trouble?

  37. anonym

    man, these guidos all look the same.


  38. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    I wonder how much Taylor Momsen charged to rent her hair…

  39. ham

    Actually, this woman might have been pretty once. But the bigger issue is- how did the daughter of a famous mobster end up in this sad state?

  40. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
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    so dina lohan crashed the press conference as well?

  41. the captain


  42. mikenike

    Jesus, what the fuck is that on her head. For god sakes get a hair cut or ill whack you.

  43. Victoria Gotti Lindsay Lohan
    Ram Punchington
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    Dude looks like Eddie van Halen….. at Tranny-Mania.

    Punchington Out.

  44. Of course she didn’t, horses can’t talk.

  45. Herpetologist

    I hope this mobster reality TV trend ends SOON…like these thieving, murdering fucks need yet another way to “earn” money. I think I’ll produce my own reality TV show….”Who Wants To Hunt a Reality Shitbag?”

  46. LEB

    Someone please tell this woman that she is WAY too old to pull off that hair. What’s wrong with a nice, sleek bob women over 50? Seriously, Taylor Swift’s hairdo is not for you!

  47. Jinxy

    Christ, the woman looks like Cousin It from the Adams Family – but ungroomed. Whoever told her that hair looks good should be shot. She’s got the weave of 10 bald women. Very sad. Lindsay could pull this off in her sleep, or drunken haze per usual.

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