Yesterday, American Idol creator Simon Fuller received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and, naturally, invited Victoria Beckham because he also manages the Spice Girls. Except she decided to show up late only to find current Idol host Jennifer Lopez had taken the front row seats leaving Posh to sit in the third row where she spent the entire ceremony shooting pure looks of icy murder that not even Randy Jackson was safe from. Which is pretty impressive considering Victoria Beckham only has one expression, yet there she is firing goddamn laser eyes in every shot. Apparently the 1/100th of a centimeter she managed to furrow her brow makes all the difference. It probably sounded like someone popping bubble wrap every time she squinted. “Take *pop* my seat *pop* will you *pop* bloody wide-ass trollop *pop* pew pew *pop* pew pew pew!”
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rather seen baby spice there, she had a lovely, meaty bum
I thought that guy was Val Kilmer with a new weave. my bad.
“If I concentrate hard enough with my British Ice Queen powers maybe I can get her to impersonate that nazi chick that Jesse James banged. Bwahahahahahaha “
I love that J-Lo’s ass covers the whole damn shot when she’s standing up. I wish she’d warn everyone before blotting out the sun.
Why shouldn’t she sit in first row?
She’s the world’s most beautiful woman.
Isn’t she??
If she keeps making that face she’s going to turn into Maria Shriver.
louder manchild! who’s the fairest one of all?!
I caught ya Randy Jackson!
“Jennifer Lopez had taken the front row seats” Plural. Posh is just mad because J.Lo’s enormous badonk was taking up her seat, too. Although, to be fair, she could have easily slithered in there somewhere, but then the paparazzi wouldn’t be able to see her past all the ass.
That’s just what I was thinking. Nobody told the event organizers that JLopez needed 2 seats.
envy kill ..
OH GOD IT’S LOOKING RIGHT AT US!
Remind me why she wasn’t Scary Spice again?
It starts with an icy stare, followed by name calling. Next, it’s onto hair pulling. Then the claws come out, meow, and it’s a full-on level 7 cat fight, that finds itself devolving into slow, fluttery kisses. Finally, it hits its crescendo with an intense, tongue-laden make-out session, followed by hot girl-girl action.
Ever since botox, I can’t figure out who’s pissed at who.
Spice Girl Vs. Spicy bean fart.
Are you sure she’s not just melting? She is in broad daylight without any protection…
So, some fucking not unwise thingy going on? Well, I don’t really think so, that sounds really highly situation going on there.
J-Lo actually looks pretty good, well-fitted dress.
I hope Posh succeeds and murders JHO!
loser !! stop the envy bitch!!
What Posh needs to murder is a sandwich
Does my husband make me look fat in this?
She looks fucking possessed, like she wants to suck that kids brain out through his tounge.
Seriously, isn’t she supposed to be pregnant? Very pregnant by now? You can’t just Atkins that thing away ya know. Oh wait, maybe the baby is hiding in her boobs. Those seem to be the only things that have gotten big.
What’s Maria Shriver doing there?!
Just smile through the pain.
Babe, there’s a pregnant reptilian behind you and I think it’s hungry, don’t look it in the eyes. I said DON’T LOOK.
+1. Exactly what I was thinking
And Keira from the Dark Crystal resurfaces…
Love the fact that Randy is checkin out dat ass.
That’s hilarious! Why does she never smile? :( How depressing. Now that I think of it, she never smiled back in her Spice Girl’s “Spice World” days, either. She looks SO much better with longer brown hair, than her short blond choppy hair.
Having said that…What the hell happened to her over the years!? and her attempt at a smile…It reminded me of a demon child of Freddy Kreuger…..Scary stuff!!
Posh sucks the lifeblood out of a small boy with her feeding spike.
burn victim. sad.
“pssst. imma put my……um….penis? in your….uh….that place you keep trying to make me touch. ok? yeah. yeeaaahhh. you like that? you like that.”
That’s the most physical affection his mother has ever shown him – pull away pull away!
‘i keep getting the oddest feeling. ya know? like death is near. do you feel that? wait, is this the rapture?! dammit! i wanted to wear a better dress. i hate you marc. i fuking hate you.”
Well it’s like they say. Out with the old, and in with the old.
I thought Falkor was a good dragon
I don’t think this wicked witch of the west do some unexpected with J-Lo. That ends up bad situation.
“Urge to kill…..RISING!”
Don’t we all?
Too much plastic surgery and to few meals…She looks like a starving plastic cat
GOOO Jennifer!!! Stay yourself and stay beautifullllll!!! :D
Victoria is just a jealous woman, full of hate and no warm heart.
The reason why she’s never smiling is in line with her inside.
I quess she’s a woman who likes to gossip about other people without pointing any finger towards herself.
Go and get a tan Victoria Ugly!!
woah, victoria loooks like shiiit!
Oh please. She’s pregnant. Let her have her bitch-hormonal-moment. But when DOES she look like she’s not shooting daggers at people? She has to be one of the most unattractive women on the planet. Well, next to Jennifer Anniston.
Jennifer Lopez, you fat cow. Get out of Victoria’s seat before you break it.
Her spanx must be made out of chain mail.
It’s skeletor looking at She-Ra…by the Power of Greyskuuuuulllll
loser .. geta life :)
Envy hurts – and it hurts you……stop judging people losers!!! and get a life!
JLo and Posh Spice wear quiet similar shoes. Isn’t that sky-high heels seem dangerous for her, especially that she is now pregnant?
What an immature thing to do…
I do not think Victoria Beckham is the least bit attractive. She always looks mean and harsh and next to Jennifer Lopez she is downright ugly!
does JLo have braces?